To: Captain Erialc
From: Brad663
Subject: Ummm…
Errr... Luke's sister person...duh
Ok, sorry i didn't get there fast enough, but I had to stop at the restaurant at the end of the universe, I was getting peckish. If its any condolence to you, I did buy you some fries, of course I ended up eating those too SINCE I HAD TO GO ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE LOOKING FOR YOU AND THOSE STUPID WOOKIES! #$! DAMN THOSE WOOKIES!
ok I'm so sorry, my shrink says that I have anger management issues.
ok I'm puttin this ship in auto-pilot so that I can go pump some iron. Oh look a green French fry!
oh by the way...hehe
(cough) don't join (cough) the Sith (cough) or ill have too (cough) utterly (cough) annihilate (cough) you (couch)
Jesus! Does anybody have any water? (cough) I'm choking on a French fry (cough) I'm sorry princess dude, I'm dying but here's my shrink, he'll figure something out. (cough)
goodbye.
Brad663
Hello, my dear...MUAHAHAHAAH! NOW THAT I HAVE KILLED BRAD663 I WILL HYJACK THIS SHIP AND RULE THE UNIVERSE! okokok, don't ask me how some dinky ship will let me rule the universe, its just in the script! Sorry dude, I cant save you I have this icky business of escaping the cops to handle. I hope you are having fun with the speechless Wookies and your idiot brother Luke, if its possible, can you send me a postcard telling me how you feel?
goodbye for now,
Darth Shrinker
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