To: Captain Erialc

From: Captain Haras

Subjest: RE: All hail Captain Haras!

Oh no. We sent a whole fleet of ships to the wookies. They are huge fluffy

snowmen, and they smashed all our fleets to smithereens. Actually, we can take

care of your father (aka Darth Vader) give your brother this light saber.

errr...dont ask why he needs another one.

The person you want to look out for now is Darth Shrinker. He wants to kill

you. Well. No. But he wants to know how you feel. Its just as bad.

We shall send another fleet to the Ewoks immediately.

Good day, your highness

Captain Haras

p.s. How are you feeling?