The war of the weird ones

by IndentityCrisis

Captain Haras and Captain Erialc must survive in george lucas' trashy script. They encounter Darth shrinker, now small, ewoks and more! Then they fight? Confusing? yes! Ask Brad663 to save you, but he's a moron. Cowritten with Currently deceased.. ect.

9. MESSAGE NINE

Subject: I'm waiting!

To: C. Haras

From: C.Erialc

NO! Anything but THAT! Not my tappity tappity thing! No darth vader you CAN'T HAVE IT!

SAVE MEEEEEEEE!