The war of the weird ones

by IndentityCrisis

Captain Haras and Captain Erialc must survive in george lucas' trashy script. They encounter Darth shrinker, now small, ewoks and more! Then they fight? Confusing? yes! Ask Brad663 to save you, but he's a moron. Cowritten with Currently deceased.. ect.

10. MESSAGE TEN

To: Captain Erialc

From: Captain Haras

Subjest: RE: I'm waiting!

okokok captain Erialc, your Tapity Tapity will be ok. Your father is being taken care of. We are currently only four billion trillion light years away from the Ewoks so don't worry well be there in a jiffy. Hold tight and give your father a serious smack on the hide for trying to steal the magic database that can control all things in the universe ...I mean your tapity tapity.

OKOKOK

chow

Captain Haras