J-Dude: "Please leave now, get far away from here!"
The Ed's looked dumbstruck.
Edd: "We can't leave at such a grave time for Earth; the four of us are the only hope!"
J-Dude: "Correction! I'm the only hope left. Don't you get it? I had to go Super-Saiyan-three just to compare to his strength; if you stay here, I won't be able to fight without worrying for your safety! You had your chance, but you should have destroyed us when you had the opportunity. Now thanks to your pride, the Universe may very well be doomed!"
Eddy: "Hey, don't pin this on us!"
J-Dude raised his power and yelled loudly.
J-Dude: "YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH DAMAGE! GET AWAY FROM HERE NOW! HaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHH!"
J-Dude launched a wide, but weak energy beam at the Ed's. They were hit, but they rode on the beam until they were unseen on the horizon, where they landed several miles away.
Max: "Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh! Good show of consideration my feeble friend, good show." (claps mockingly) "I suppose you're ready to learn your lesson. Just because you have achieved the next level doesn't mean you are as strong as I am. But I have been waiting for something near a challenge, so shall we begin, or are you still going to act like some kind of hero and bore me with some meaningful speech?"
J-Dude: "I do, and it's just like a five paragraph essay; it has three parts."
J-Dude fires an energy beam past Max, who looks after it incase it is guided.
J-Dude: "INTRODUCTION-!"
J-Dude hits him wildly with punches.
J-Dude: "BODY-!"
In his surprised state, Max is on his back in midair. J-Dude grabs him by the arm, flung him around, and hurled him to the floor. J-Dude put both hands forward.
J-Dude: "AND CONCLUSION-! DEMOLITION-ASSAULT!"
J-Dude fired a bright orange bomb at Max. Max leaps up off the ground and fires a beam. The beam passes through the ball, and continues straight at J-Dude. J-Dude holds the beam back, and flings it over his head. Max rushes at J-Dude, and socks him in the stomach, and grabs his head. He brings his knee up and collided it with J-Dude's head. J-Dude falls to the ground.
Max: "Honestly, did you think that you could beat me? You're nothing, a mere waste of energy. The idea that I once shared flesh with you makes me feel as though I've been contaminated, infected with some contagious disease. Just being in your presence is enough to make me want to retch."
J-Dude got up, ready to begin.
Max: "Really, I'd think by now you would just let me end your misery. You consider this bravery, but to me it's just obstinacy. You refuse to admit you've met your end, but if you'd like we could do it your way if it makes you sleep the eternal sleep more satisfyingly."
J-Dude: "You won't win, because as long as I draw breath, you won't defile this Universe."
Max: "Very true. Then I suppose I will have to end your breathing…"