To: Captain Erialc

From: Captain Haras

Subjest: RE: All hail Captain Haras!

Oh... But do to intergalactic copyright laws, he IS your brother.

I am sorry, Captain Erialc, but Darth Small got to us first, we have signed

a treaty with him and created the Delight Side. (Shut up, we combined Dark

and light and got Delight. I told you to shut up! Stop laughing! Its not that funny!). Sorry red side but we sent four billion quazillion of

Brad663's family and a quazillion billion of Darth Smalls allies to terminate

your new side. I'd like to thank you, now that we both have something to kill

we are safe from the wrath of the Dark Side. OK, well, goodbye for now,

and...errr let the forscith be with you...

Jedarth Haras,

Co-leader of the Delight side.

p.s. If you want to sign the treaty too, you can. Just frame the whole

thing on the speech impaired Ewoks...er wookies...er ewoks...ya.