To: Darth Shrinker/ Brad663
From: Captain Erialc
Subject: Hey!
I'M NOT HIS SISTER! I don't care what these crazy people say... I'M NOT!
You better be sorry... You ate the French fries? Wait a moment... Brad663 I don't remember sending this to you... EWOKS! Take him away! Cut off his head! Don't let him... err... pump iron or whatever you call it.. what happened to captain Haras?. You just try annihilating me! Ewoks! Now!
now Darth shrink or whatever
Oh right... don't kill him he's already dead...
Darth shrinker the script writer is on vacation... I'll write it for you
Darth shrinker: Oh! I think I'lll give up and join the red side, the leader is much to powerful to fight! Exalted leader ...
bows deeply to beautiful and talented and wonderful queen erialc currently being fanned by wookies... I mean ewoks
Queen erialc: I have no need of you... I do the psychoanalyzing around HERE!
Darth shrinker: no!
Queen erialc: Darth shrinker, how do you feel about this, is something bothering you? I understand... tell me about it! Was there some traumatic event that happened in you child hood? Why did you chose the dark side?
Darth sidious: Well when I was little my parents abandoned me ... (starts crying) and you see... I was attached to my parents... and attachement leads to pain... and that leads to the DARK SIDE! No! wait a moment.. NOOOOO!
melts and dies
THE END
well! Start practicing!
AND I'M FEMALE... NOT A "DUDE"!
honestly, evil phyciatrists!