Harry Potter was walking through the hallways of Hogwarts. Upside down. On his hands. And everyone was staring at him. But he didn't care! But that was mainly because the skirt of his floral pink dress hand fallen down (or was it up..?) over his face and he couldn't see everyone staring at his boxers, which, of course, were pink with the words 'I ♥ Johnny Depp' printed on them.
As Harry hand-walked into potions, he happened to notice that Snape had dressed up in a pink tutu, had spiked his greasy hair into a Mohawk, and was wearing a large amount of bright yellow lipstick. Harry then proceeded to sitting next to Hermione (On his head), who was currently rolling a joint.
"Want one?" she asked. Harry looked up at her and noticed he had gotten about 12 more piercing over the summer, so that totaled to about 27 now.
"Nah I got about 6 in my back pocket." He responded.
At that moment the classroom door opened with a 'bang' and Ron walked in. "Hellooooooo!" he said with a hype, and rather feminine voice.
"Late again!" Snape boomed as he did a pirouette and pointed his large, hairy feet (rather like a hobbits).
"Sorry, Sevvy!" Ron squealed and sat down next to Harry, biting his fingernails and twirling a bit of his hair.
Snape just huffed and started writing some potions crap on the board.
"You been into the estrogen again?" Harry asked.
"Why do you always accuse me of things!" Ron wailed, covering his eyes with his hands an proceeding to sob.
"That's a yes then." Hermione said tactlessly (causing Ron to sob all the more) and lit her joint before stuffing it in her mouth.