To: Darth Shrinker/ Darth Small
From: Captain Erialc
Subject: RE: Hey!
Oh, the Ewoks can't, but I can! And if I can't... theres a lot more backing me up. No annihilating, I've told you already! And you are so not better, you're fake... It doesn't matter how many textbooks you've read, or the questions you ask (a little bit, but it's not the biggest thing).. You have to really care about their feelings... Wow! I sound like Elle Woods from legally blonde... weird! Anyway, would you care to try to psychoanalyze a vampire?.. I'm sure it would be an...educational experience...
Queen erialc and her Co-worker would like to wish you a happy day and announce that they're getting married!
sincerely, me