J-Dude: "Well then, if I can't beat you myself, then maybe space will! It just might be cold enough to withstand your freezing heart!"
J-Dude darted downward, and flew straight up again at Max. Max simply dodged, and kicked him straight towards the void of space. J-Dude stopped, and looked back at Max, horrified.
Max: "Oh don't look so surprised. We great minds think alike brother. As soon as we headed for the clouds, I could tell what you were trying to do. Clever though. You would have made sure I suffocated, even if you had to hold me in the dead air until you also perished. How noble. But now you have been ensnared by your own trap."
J-Dude: "(Pease let this work.) KAME-HA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
J-Dude put his hands together and brought them to his side.
Max: "Hello? Are you trying Goku's relic technique, the fabled Kamehameha wave? Even if you could work that attack, you would have to get through me. But even if you did, what about Earth? Don't you want to save this planet; you should know that the wave could destroy Earth too."
He didn't answer.
Max: "Well, then I'll try one of Vegeta's old moves, it seems fitting doesn't it? IT'S TIME TO END THIS!"
Max put his hands together and brought them forward. J-Dude tried to create the energy needed for the attack, but couldn't find it. He searched desperately within him for the power his ancestor had used so many times so long ago…
J-Dude: "(Come on…I should be able to do it! Almost everyone who ever tried to learn this attack did it, why can't I? This is just great…he's going to win, and all our efforts, all the people of Earth, every last one of them will…!"
J-Dude began to shake angrily at his own inability, furious at himself. Everyone on Earth whose lives depended on the outcome of this battle would be ultimately let down. As J-Dude's eyes narrowed in rage, a bright blue light began to form in the palms of his hands, glowing soothingly with a steady pulsing sound. He looked at it with astonishment.
J-Dude: "(There! That's it!)
J-Dude disappeared, and reappeared below Max, who hadn't planned on this tricky new idea. Max turned to face J-Dude.
Max: "HUH? Well if that's how you want it, DIE WITH YOUR PRECIOUS PLANET! FINAL FLASH! GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
J-Dude: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Max unleashed a massive yellow wave of energy, while J-Dude launched a somewhat smaller blue beam. The two collided in midair, and the warriors struggled to get their beams to overtake the other. Max was once again, with the lead.
Max: "Hah, hah hah hah! You should have begged for your life, it would have been a more merciful death!"
J-Dude: "I… I can't overpower him! No matter how strong of an attack the Kamehameha is I just don't have the energy!"
Max: "So once again, the natural balance is restored! Evil triumphs over good!"
J-Dude: "I don't care if you're a million times stronger than me Max Payne, (strain) I won't give up, and somehow you'll lose!"
Max: "A fitting phrase to be carved on your gravestone! I'll make sure to remember it!"
Max pushed his beam to nearly swallow up J-Dude's wave...