To: J. Haras
From: C.Erialc
Subject: traitor!
quantity vs quality.
Well, is there some reason for your betrayal? I'm sorry to say that the Ewoks aren't the only ones on my side, we've breached the lines between other movies and books and I, with the help of a secret co-worker, have created many alliances with the vampires of Amelia Atwater-Rhodes' books (they can screw up your mind, shape-shift, and much more!) The Nazgul of lord of the rings and a few Dementors (they were the hardest to reason with, PLEASE! don't suck out my soul when I'm talking to you!), a few talented people with questionable morals from Abarat and a lot more. I don't take betrayal very well, thank you very much. I have many reasons for continuing the fight, we used to be on the same side, so I don't understand this, secondly i have pride... but you don't, betrayal, just out of fear from a side led by a maniac with pointless intentions. We sent a message to the fleet heading towards you... I demand an apology and an alliance, or surrender... For being a very disrespectful young lady! I'm very annoyed that you're trying to destroy my side for no reason at all, when there's people trying to take over earth that we could stop together
Sincerely, her highness, queen Erialc of the red side and
My co-worker, he who must not be named, no, not lord voldemort , some one else... voldemort is busy chasing some kid just to take over the world .. sheesh! ... And too evil for my tastes.. I foiled him by stealing his most precious allies... heheheh..
Risika, Aubrey, Kala, and all their other bloodsucking friends wish you well... and are looking forward if you don't surrender ... they wanted me to tell you, yes that is a threat.
the only treaty that will be signed is ours!
RED FOREVER!