The war of the weird ones

by IndentityCrisis

Captain Haras and Captain Erialc must survive in george lucas' trashy script. They encounter Darth shrinker, now small, ewoks and more! Then they fight? Confusing? yes! Ask Brad663 to save you, but he's a moron. Cowritten with Currently deceased.. ect.

19. MESSAGE NINETEEN

To: C.Erialc

From: Jedarth Haras

Subject: RE: traitor!

Oh well, I'll annihilate them somehow. At the moment though, I have to go water my space-petunias. Will you stop bothering me? I really just want to rule the galaxy in peace. Or well...in war. But still. Just let me zap you! Please? It'll only hurt for a second! Then you'll be gone and out of everybody's hair! I'm just kidding, marry into the delight side! Then we can have a treaty! Theres this nice boy named Luke...wait he's your brother. Oh well! You will marry Luke on Saturday August 20th. Bring your parents. Darth Vadar will be so proud. Both of his children marrying and settling down at the same time! Sigh Nooooo! space-petunias! Don't kill my galactic-magnolias! I'm sorry, princess, I must take leave, a botany battle has started on my ship-balcony!

Jedarth Haras,

Co-leader of the Delight Side