The war of the weird ones

by IndentityCrisis

Captain Haras and Captain Erialc must survive in george lucas' trashy script. They encounter Darth shrinker, now small, ewoks and more! Then they fight? Confusing? yes! Ask Brad663 to save you, but he's a moron. Cowritten with Currently deceased.. ect.

22. MESSAGE TWENTYTWO

To: C.Erialc

From: Jedarth Haras

Subject: RE: traitor!

Sure. I think there is an ulterior motive somewhere.

Darth Small won't die. He is a bit...un-touchable to us. Sigh he is sooo cute! If only Brad664 somehow died. And the birth defect that makes him un-touchable to woman (and ewoks) was gone! No your script was full of bad grammar. Didn't you know that you have to start a whole new paragraph every time somebody talks? And not very many people are gifted with a sense of humor, you were not one of them. You have to work hard to make people laugh. Killing off the dark side is soooo not funny. And neither is making fun of the Delight side! Or rhyming Darth Smalls name with Darth Maull! Walks off in a snit remembers she is writhing an e-mail and comes back. What is going on? Why is the world flooding? oups wrong letter. Captain Erialc, I expect you here in a month to start your wedding prep.

I am not dead, just...OK I went to a shrink! I changed for good! For the better! You should try it! I know a good one if you want to try him...

Jedarth Haras

co-leader shebang...yadyadyyada