Re: Traitor
To: Jedarth Haras
From: The anonymous coworker
uhh... greetings enemy, I am your friend's co-worker, she has requested that I help her with her "e-mails"
excuse me if I make mistakes.. this culture is still unfamiliar to me... I have trouble with computers..
ohhh... what does that button do? fascinating...
oh, right.. well no we can't stop bothering you... because you and your strange ways bug us, what do you mean by "zap"? I'm confused...
No! Marriage? Marriage.. hmmm... what does it say in the dictionary?
Main Entry: mar·riage
Pronunciation: 'mar-ij
Function: noun
1 : the state of being united to a person of the opposite sex as husband or wife in a legal, consensual, and contractual relationship recognized and sanctioned by and dissolvable only by law -see also DIVORCE
2 : the ceremony containing certain legal formalities by which a marriage relationship is created
marriage
n 1: the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce); "a long and happy marriage"; "God bless this union" syn: matrimony, union, spousal relationship, wedlock
2: two people who are married to each other; "his second marriage was happier than the first"; "a married couple without love" syn: married couple, man and wife
3: the act of marrying; the nuptial ceremony; "their marriage was conducted in the chapel" syn: wedding, marriage ceremony
4: a close and intimate union; "the marriage of music and dance"; "a marriage of ideas"
Oh... wait a moment.. I think I recall some mention of "marriage" .. OH! right! In my culture it is the same... just by a different title. Well, I do not believe that her highness desires the union... I do not either. So that is settled.. you are a peculiar mortal... almost as peculiar as erialc who is now going by "Madamoiselle violet".
I pity you, space petunias can be temperamental. If you continue to threaten my co-worker, I'm certain you would make a good snack.
farewell