Re:Help

To: Darth Shrinker

From: Erialc

This is a bit grade two of me but my friend, who is trying to kill me (or marry me off.. same thing) thinks you're cute! You should already know this, and talk to her about it... if you really are a shrink as you claim to be... otherwise we're going to end up with a Shakespearean tragedy... that would not be good. Hmmm... you realize that many of those stories are myths? I mean how could anyone live without silver? Nevermind, I'm not going to kell you...(if I spell kill right the computer will talk to me... not a pleasant experience) you seem...like an okay person.. other than being egotistical (that is not a sick word). DO YOU FEEL DEEPLY ABOUT THE FACT THAT SOMEONE MIGHT BE HEARTBROKEN AT THE MOMENT? OR THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME TO MARRY FOR A TREATY TO TAKE OVER THE GALAXY! NO I DON'T KNOW YOU, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF YOU CARE ABOUT PEOPLE! YOU DON'T ACT LIKE IT! I KNOW YOU HAVE A LIFE PARTNER!

ummm... I'll go meditate now... by the way I haven't agreed to the marriage yet. First I want to know what'll happen if I form a treaty... if I don't want to my location will remain secret and you won't be able to find me.. let alone force a marriage..

sigh... what a beautiful sunset...

hasn't captain harras told you anything about me at all? I never want to get married.. not even to my co-worker! I was kidding...

p.s. what are your feelings towards captain haras?