(A/N: WOOHOOO! I will NOT let the lack of review get me down!In this Chappie, Renkotsu has a mental breakdown, Bankotsu becomes the NEW Jakotsu, and Jakotsu gets...well you'll see! Enjoy!)
It was several hours later when the Shichinintai stumbled into Ayane Nakamura's house. Our pinky-red headed heroine (who's currently eating raw cookie dough) nearly snorted chocolate chips at the sight of them. Bankotsu had been redressed in a cheerleading outfit and was carrying his armor under his left arm and was holding a pair of pom-poms in his right hand, Renkotsu looked as though he was short several thousand brain cells and was babbling something about parasols and ducks, Suikotsu was wearing a red bandana and had a new gang tattoo on his left arm and was looking very smug, Ginkotsu was covered in graffiti and had a new set of rims and Jakotsu? WEEEEELLLLL…Jakotsu's yukata was disheveled, he had several hickies on his neck and chest, his lipstick was noticeably smeared and he had the afterglow of one who has just had unbe-freakin'-lievable sex.
"Have fun boys?" she snorted, her ruby orbs dancing. "Fantastic…" Jakotsu sighed blissfully, collapsing to his knees and leaning against a wall. "Heh! I've been made a member of the Southside Cobras." Suikotsu boasted, showing off the tattoo. "Grrrrr…" Bankotsu growled, storming into Ayane's bedroom and slamming the door shut. "The ducks…they're comin' ta get me…them'n there parasols of death…" Renkotsu gibbered, rocking back and forth, looking rather traumatized. "Gesh!" Ginkotsu bragged, which in Ginkotsu speak, means, "Feast yer eyes! I've been 'Tricked Out'!" Bankotsu stormed out of Ayane's bedroom, sans cheerleading uniform but he had been unable to free himself of the glitter that was spangled in his hair, "Awwww…but looked so pretty, Ban-chan…" Ayane whined in feigned distress while trying hard not to laugh. He turned his blue eyes on her, looking as if her was contemplating tearing her head off, then…GRRUGLLLGGNNN…Bankotsu's face went bright red as his stomach rumbled so loudly it echoed throughout the house (BTW, It used to be a traditional Japanese Inn, but it went out of business. Ayane bought it, quite literally, for a bag of peanuts) "Is Ban-chan hungry?" Ayane asked in a belittling tone, this time, not even trying to hold back her laughter, "Howabout you guys? Ya hungry?" The rest of the Shichinintai nodded. "Follow me! I'll introduce ya ta one of the best things ever invented by man…FROZEN PIZZA!"
Following after her in a hungry stupor, they watched as she took a thin box out of a box that seemed to hold the essence of winter (a/n: it's…a…FREEZER!) and ripped it open. Turning on a strange contraption she slid the object once held by the box inside, then sat down with them. After a moment or two, Jakotsu remembered that he was angry with Ayane and launched himself over the table at her only to find himself being hurled upside down, onto the floor and have something heavy pushed painfully against his throat. He managed to open his eyes and saw Ayane looming over him, the heel of her boot digging into his Adam's apple. "Chillllll, closet queen. I know what's got yer nads in a knot." Ayane grinned, whipping out Jakotsutou, no longer in a tied up mess of blades. It was obvious, even to the casual observer, that it had just been freshly sharpened. "Ah…abuh…wibba…but when? HOW!" Jakotsu stammered, his eyes as wide as saucers. "While you guys were out partying." Ayane smirked as Jakotsu started bawling over the snake blade.
There was a loud DING! announcing that the pizza was done. After taking the pizza out of the oven and slicing it up, Ayane dished it out saying, "Dig in, boys!" Suikotsu took the first bite, "Whoa MAN! This is GREAT!" Jakotsu followed suit, "Oh wow! Thish ish SCRUMMY!" (talking with his mouth full). Bankotsu soon was eating too and feeding Ginkotsu too (Renkotsu USUALLY took care of that, but seeing as he's still a little mentally unstable…) Ayane was about to chow down to BUT!…RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNG! "Yah!" Ayane levitated about three feet of the floor as the phone rang, scaring the shit out of her. Setting down her plate, she ran to the phone and picked it up.
Ayane: Yello?
Unknown: Heyas!
Ayane: Hey! Howya doin'! How goes it?
Unknown: Fine. Fine. Howbout you? Howizzt on your end? Any new victims? (chuckles)
Ayane: Weeelllllll…maybeee…
Unknown: Ayakkun…(pressing tone, chuckles)
Ayane: (snickers) Okay, okay. I've got five on the line and I've got them on the rack.
Unknown: Thought so. Ya don't sound so hot. Anythin' wrong?
Ayane: Nothin' much. Just bored.
DING-DONG!
Ayane: Hold on a sec, someone's at the door.
Unknown: Huh…wonder who that could be…
Ayane walked to the door and slid it open. "AH-HAHA! Omigod! When did you get here!" she shrieked, hugging the person who was standing in the doorway. "Over three hours ago." The person snickered. "You ASS! I could've picked ya up!" Ayane cried smacking the persom on the back of the head. "Heh! This was more fun! When did THIS happen?" the person asked playfully, tugging a strand of her light-raspberry colored hair. "Relax! It washes out! C'mon! We'll go ta your room, I'll rinse this out, then introduce ya to the targe-I mean guests."
The Shichinintai continued eating pizza, ignoring the uproar in the entryway. Five minutes had passed and there was the sound of footsteps entering the kitchen. They looked up, indifferently at first, then doing a double take saw a girl and boy with reddish hair (Ryoko Mitsurugi's from Real Bout High School's color), blood colored eyes and identical faces. "Oh, bo-oys…" Ayane called in a sing-song voice, "meet my twin brother, Ayato." The boy grinned hugely as the Shichinintai began to scream (well all save for Renkotsu who is still rocking back and forth, muttering world take over by the Bunny Battalion).
They all took off in different directions…and all wound up hitting a different wall. "…ey…kotsu……Jakotsu!….Ya alright man?" Jakotsu blinked hard, feeling a dull throbbing ache directly behind his eyes. "Dude! I just wanted ta mess with ya! I never meant fer ya ta hurt yer self!" Ayane said, frowning down at him. "Yeah! That's our job!" Ayato said, helping the transvestite sit up. "Tch! Now get heads outta yer asses and chill! I suggest that ya head back to the Feudal Era, Lord Lantern Necks. Me an' my bro have some catchin' up ta do." Bankotsu blanched, "You…you can see the Shikon shards?" he stammered, pointing to his throat. Ayane snorted, "How can I NOT! They're glowin' brighter than halogens!" Suikotsu blinked, "What're…halogens?" "Never mind…" Ayato growled. "If ya wanna fight, we'll do it in your time. But right now, me an' Yacchan are gonna blab it up on things we've missed in each others lives." Ayane said calmly pushing them out to the well house, "See ya later dudes!" she called as she booted them down the well.
After some maneuvering, they managed to wriggle out of the well and out into the moonlit landscape. "Well, that was interesting." Suikotsu said sheepishly. "Man oh man…two of them…one of them was bad enough, but two? Oh god!" Jakotsu moaned, massaging his temples. "Chaos follows that girl like a bunch of lost kittens. We were completely diverted from our objective: to KILL HER!" Bankotsu snarled punching a tree trunk, ultimately knocking it down, "RRRRR! I'm goin' back!" he growled, leaping into the well. GONG! "OW! SUNNAVABITCH!" he howled. "Oo-aniki! Are you okay?" Jakotsu called over the edge, looking down at his leader, who was twisted in a most unnatural angle. "She must'ave blocked it from the other side." Suikotsu reasoned as Bankotsu lumbered painfully out of the well, "So much for that plan."
(A/N: Yup! Double yer pleasure! Double yer fun! Ayato's in da house! Hisname mean, "Colorful Sake Dipper", referring to the constellation, the Big Dipper. Next up, some disturbing revealations about the Nakamura's past, and a lot more insane antics from the Color Twins! Please R&R! Flames STILL accepted!)