Re: I'm waiting!
To: Erialc
From: Captain Haras
really do think that an ulterior motive in your troops does matter. You dont want my love to die? Are you talking to him on the phone in secret? Oh! That's awful! He isn't cheating on me is he? I sure hope not. I told him that you were greedy and stating that the galaxy is yours is incredibly greedy. Plus I technically own the entire galaxy. I got it engraved in stone this morning. HaHa. Dont kill Brad664, he's an OK chap. If things dont work out with Darth small, I just might hook up with him. Ya, there are female Brads. They are called Jenny's. We have an exact equal amount of Jenny's as we have Brads. An equal amount of them are gay as they are lesbians. It all balances perfectly. They each have one child. The first legacy of Brads and Jennys were created after someone went foreword in time and saw that Brad Pitt and Jenifer Lopez would get married, so they all changed their names. Its quite funny how stupid most of them are.
No my message is completely normal. It is perfect.
Perhaps you never rhymed Small with Maul, but you totally tried to distroy the dark side. Yes you are marrying Luke. Just drink that delicious Vanilla tea and we'll come and get you. You are the one who needs the shrink but after I thought about it a little I decided that you can't use Darth Small. So there.
Jedarth Haras