Re: Traitor
From: Erialc
To: Haras
I am truly sorry for my co-workers behavior. I do believe he called you mortal. You see, he is a, well.. He's a... frog. Or a toad to be more precise. See? You've discovered my terrible secret. I call him he-who-must-not-be-named to spare you from the horror of his real name. It is...Tommy Toad. You see toads believe they are superior to humans. They believe that they are god, and we are "mortals". Tommy Toad has come a long way to get here. After falling in love with a princess (and being rejected) who thought he was a frog and who lost a golden ball in his pond , he's been part of several children's t.v. shows. Now he's here, a role model for toads everywhere. He's quite ambitious. But a bit.. clueless. He says to force feed space petunias the eyeballs of cute little kittens, it calms them down quite a bit. They go into a state of depression, being truly softhearted creatures. Anyway, goodbye!
BARNIE THE PURPLE DINOSAUR: HI KIDS! IM IN THE CONTROLL ROOM! IM CONTROLLING THINGS! IVE BEEN INSTRUCTED BY THE SCRIPTWRITER (WHO IS ON HOLIDAY) TO REPLY TO THE REVIEWS! OK, HERE WE GO!
VEGGIE GIRL: UMMM... OK? I THINK YOUR IN THE WRONG BUILDING, KID... BUT I AGREE!
I LOVE YOU!
DUO OF THE DAMNED: YA! BUT YOU HAVE TERRIBLE SPELLING...YES I do KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE AUTHORS!
YOU LOVE ME!
DARK FAIRY WOMAN THING: IM DO NOT AGREE! I HATE YOU!not really but... DARTH VADER IS NOT DARTH SMALL/SHRINKER...YOU ARE DARTH DUMMY!
WE'RE A BIG FAT FAMILY!
SCHIZOPHRENIC SQUIRREL: I LOVE YOU! BARNEY WANTS A HUG! WOOKIES ARE MY COUSINS! AHHHHHHH!
AT THIS POINT BARNEY IS UN-ZIPPED. THAT IS TO SAY THE GUY IN THE SUIT STEPS OUT OF THE COSTUME TO TAKE A PISS. VISUALIZYOUR COMPUTER SCREEN GOING BLACK