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Movin' on, oh loyal readers, Th Inutaichi make an appearence and learn that waking the Nakamura's before threy're ready...isn't sucha good idea! Enjoy!)
They came to a village and Bankotsu started to pull out his Banryuu…started to until Ayane and Ayato start grinning at him in a way that said they were plotting to do something horrible to him if he completed the action. Shivering, he removed his hand from the hilt and leaned back against Ginkotsu awkwardly, "How the hell's did this happen?" he wondered. After a time, they reached an inn and decide to eat lunch and rest up there; all thoughts off plundering the town driven from their minds by the presence of the Color Twins (they couldn't put their finger's on it, but somethin' about'm just wasn't right). They ate a quick meal of miso soup and rice then it was agreed that they would hit the onsen before heading out.
"Ahhh…" Bankotsu sighed happily as he sunk into the hot water. "This feels great!" Ayato moaned blissfully, laying his head on his folded arms sleepily. "Got that right!" Jakotsu said in a seductive tone, "Need me ta…wash yer back?" "Jakotsu…not now." Renkotsu groaned, laying his head back in an attempt to relax. "I'll admit, this is a greatly desired break in the action." Suikotsu said stretching his arms over his head. "Gesh…" Ginkotsu clanked contentedly. "Got that right, Ginny!" a female voice cut in. Ayane, dressed in nothing but what God had graced her with, waltzed into the onsen and into the water without a moments hesitation.
"MY EYES! THEY BURRRRRRRNNNNN!" Jakotsu howled. Bankotsu, Suikotsu, Renkotu, and Ginkotsu's jaws all dropped in unison as they found themselves the victims of much unwanted nosebleeds, and Ayato simply waved a casual, "Hidey-ho!" "WHAT THE HELLS DO YA THINK YER DOIN' FILTH!" Jakotsu roared, pointing a quivering finger at her as she waded in between him and her brother. "Hn? Whaddya mean, Jakkun? I've always taken baths with Yacchan." Ayane said evenly. "It's true." Ayato said serenely. Ayane started chatting it up with her brother about the Bob the sock's brilliant theory on chocolate, while the straight members of the Shichinintai started looking her over. While having a killer figure, she wasn't overly…endowed (koff-flat chested-koff. )((A/N: What can I say? I gave her Mahoro from Mahoromatic's figure. She's built for, say it with me, FIIIIIIIGHTINNNNNGG!)) Ayane caught them staring and grunted exasperatedly, "Geez, you guys! Get some porno mags and some lotion, fer chrissakes!" the ones staring "MEEP!"-ed and diverted their gaze briefly, but found their eyes drifting back over her body again, only to meet her angry, glowing, ruby-red orbs, "Fer th' love a' chub! Quit lookin' at me like I'm a slab a' beef! It's irritatin'!" Jakotsu quickly clamped both hands over his mouth, "NO! Must…not…laugh…!" The womanly man had assumed (incorrectly) that Ayane would enjoy the way that the rest of them were staring at her (uh….NOOOO!). After the tension cleared, they felt free to look back up and resume discussion. It was very light hearted, like who was strongest, who could beat whom; who was better looking, Bankotsu or Inuyasha? (Ayane, having never met Inuyasha, and Ayato being straight ((...maybe...)), had no opinions on this matter)
Ayane got out first, so as not to make the boys any more embarrassed, and after getting dressed, they were all decidedly drowsy and decide to take a nap. Ayane and Ayato had curled up on Ginkotsu and slept (quite literally) like babies (they suck their thumbs) and after only an hour long nap, they were all rudely awakened by none other than Inuyasha and Co.
"SHICHININTAI! YOUR REIGN OF TERROR ENDS HERE!" The hanyou roared, unsheathing Tetsusaiga quickly. Bankotsu shot forward, Banryuu at the ready, "Pretty cocky fer someone who got his ass kicked the last time we crossed swords!" he taunted. "OOOOOO!" Jakotsu squealed, "INUYAAAAASHAAAA! YOO-HOOOOOO!" "SHADDUP!" He snapped as the Tetsusaiga and Banryuu collided sharply. Ayane and Ayato glared at the battle before them, the victims of being awoken before they were ready (and believe me! These two aren't…koff…morning people). Veins pulsed in their foreheads and their blood-red eyes began to luminesce; there was a sudden surge of power from the Nakamura twins before darkness covered all.
"HN? HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS!" Inuyasha yelled. "Inuyasha! Where are you!" Kagome cried. "Inuyasha! Kagome! Sango! Miroku!" sobbed Shippo. "Kagome? Inuyasha? Shippo? Miroku?" Sango called out frantically into the dark, clutching her Hiraikotsu tightly. "Sango! Kagome! Shippo! Inuyasha!" Miroku shouted. "OOANIKI! INUYAAASHAAA? Renkotsu? Suikoootsu? Ginnnny?" Jakotsu called out into the gloom. "JAKOTSU! RENKOTSU! GINKOTSU! SUIKOTSU!" Bankotsu shouted, gripping the hilt of Banryuu a little tighter. "Where IS everybody!" Renkotsu bellowed. "GESH!" Ginkotsu clanked nervously. Suddenly the yeller's felt themselves levitate several feet off the ground and fly to different location and then be plunked back down. A light shone down in a shaft over one:
Know your stars…Know your Stars…Know your stars…
"Huh! What the hells! Who's there! Show yerself!" Inuyasha shouted, his Tetsusaiga nowhere to be seen.
Inuyasha…he has a teddy bear named Mr. Stuffy-kins!"WHAT! WHO TOLD Y-I mean…THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Inuyasha roared, stamping his foot (a noticeable blush had filled his face).
Oh really…then what's this?
(a stuffed bear, who now looked like a pincushion, poofed out of no where)
"AAAAUGH! WHAT DID YOU DO TA HIM?" Inuyasha sobbed, grabbing the bear.
We sacrificed him in one our Voodoo rituals…heh heh heh…
Inuyasha…he can fit twenty grapefruits up his nose!
"WHAT! NO I CAN'T!" He cried.
Don't lie…we know you can…"It's physically impossible! Where ARE YOU! Come OUT you bastard!"
Inuyasha…he loves Jakotsu!"I do NOT!" Inuyasha spat through his tears (still mourning the loss of his bear).
"WEEEE! I LOVE YOU TOO, INU-CHAN!" Jakotsu squealed.
"When's the wedding?" Kagome giggled.
"It's NOT TRUE! Where ARE YOU!" Inuyasha screamed.
Now you know…Inuyasha…"No they don't! WHERE ARE YOU!" He shrieked before he poofed out of the spotlight and was replaced by Renkotsu.
Know your Stars…Know your Stars… Know your Stars…
Renkotsu…he likes to stuff live weasels down his yukata!"I do NOT! Maybe Jakotsu ("HEY!"), but NOT ME! The very IDEA disgusts me!" The snake-eyed man snarled.
Don't lie…we know your into that freaky stuff!"I am NOT!" Renkotsu protested loudly, cracking his knuckles noisily.
Liar…we know for a fact you knocked up Jakotsu last night!"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Renkotsu shouted, leaping to his feet.
"Oh, RenKOTSU! I never knew you FELT that way!" Jakotsu said in a singsong voice somewhere in the darkness.
"Whadda perv!" Bankotsu snickered.
"It's NOT TRUE! Where the HELLS are you hiding!"
Renkotsu…he likes to borrow Jakotsu makeup and kimono's and go by the pseudonym Shounen Ai!
"I do NOT!" Renkotsu screamed, utterly horrified at the thought.
Don't fib, Ai! We've met several of your regulars!"Man, Renkotsu! Why didn't you just ask? I'm sure Jakotsu would have been more th'n happy to share." Suikotsu said before he burst out laughing.
Now you know…Renkotsu!"They do NOT! Where ARE Y--" before he could finish his death threat, he was poofed away and replaced by Kagome, who was looking rather nervous.
Know your Stars…Know your Stars… Know your Stars…
Kagome…she was born a man!
The distinct sound of Jakotsu throwing up was heard emanating from somewhere in the dark void.
"WHAAAA! Oh NO YOU DIDN'T!" she growled.
Come clean, boy-o! Ya know it's true!"No it's NOT! DON'T believe them!" Kagome cried desperately.
Kagome…her really name is Higarashi Shigekazu!"HAHAHAHA! SHI-SHIGEKAZU?" Inuyasha choked out.
"SHADDUP TEDDY BEAR BOY and it is NOT!" she howled.
Tut, tut, Shigekazu! Bawling like a baby is most unbecoming of a boy your age!
Shigekazu…he likes to run around naked in the night and leer in girl's windows!
There was a noise that resembled Miroku snorting with laughter.
"I do NOT! 'ts NOT TRUE! NOT! NOT! NOT!" Kagome bawled.
Now you know…Shigekazu!"They do NOT! Do NOT! Do NOT! Do NOT! DO NO-" Kagome was cut off and poofed off, replaced by Shippo, who quivered in fear.
Know your Stars…Know your Stars… Know your Stars…
Shippo…he's in love with a rock!
"Wuh-WHAAAAAT! NO I'M NOT!" Shippo yelled, "I'm in love with Satsu-I mean NOBODY! NOBODY!"
Don't lie, granite lover. We have inside sources on the matter!
Shippo…he's the Prime Minister of Cheese!"Wuh-huh! Weeell…while cheese IS good…I'm not the Prime Minister of it!" Shippo cried.
Don't fib, Dignitary of Dairy Products! You know it's true!"It is NOT!" Shippo argued.
Shippo…he gets turned on every time Inuyasha hits him on the head!"WHAAAAAAAAAT! I do NOT! That's DISGUSTING!" Shippo screeched.
"Oooo! Shippo, the things I could teach you!" Jakotsu hooted.
"It's NOT TRUE!" Shippo screamed.
Don't lie, you little masochist!
Now you know…Shippo!
"No they DON'T! When I find out who this is I gonna-" his threat was cut short as he was poofed away and replaced by Suikotsu.
Suikotsu's claws had magically vanished and he was looking rather edgy.
Know your Stars…Know your Stars… Know your Stars…
Suikotsu…he's afraid of kittens!"KITTENS! KITTENS!I am NOT afraid of KITTENS!" Suikotsu snapped, wishing he knew where his claws had disappeared to.
Are too, fraidy cat! Oops! That's an oxymoron ain't it?"I AM NOT AFRAID OF KITTENS!" he roared, leaping to his feet.
Suikotsu…likes to dance around in a pink tutu when he thinks no one's looking!"COME OUT HERE AND SAY THAT!" he bellowed.
"A tutu, huh?" Inuyasha snorted.
"I'll have to reassess how I look at him." Sango giggled.
"It ISN'T TRUE!" Suikotsu shouted.
Yea right, Suitan. And I'm the King and Queen of Opium!
Suikotsu…he thinks he's a chicken named Elmer!
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!" Suikotsu roared.
Don't deny it, Foghorn Leghorn! Ya know it's true!"A chicken?" Shippo chuckled.
"GESHGESHGESHGESHGESH!" Ginkotsu clanked wheezily (yeah, he's laughin'!).
"GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE YOU COWARDS! WHERE ARE YOU!" Suikotsu screamed.
Now you know…Suikotsu!"They do NOT! GET OUT HERE!" Suikotsu poofed away and was replaced by Miroku. His Wind Tunnel had mysteriously vanished for the moment and he was looking around like a trapped rat.
Know your Stars…Know your Stars… Know your Stars…
Miroku…when he masturbates, he thinks about men!"WHAT! I DO NOT! I think about Sang-I mean no one! NO ONE!" Miroku screeched, fearful of Sango's later wrath.
"Woo woo-oo! Hey Miroku-chaaaaaaannn! Ever fantasize about me?" Jakotsu called.
"It's a LIE!" Miroku shouted.
Don't fib, monk! You know you're just in the closet!
Miroku…he's secretly in love with Inuyasha!"I am NOT! ALL LIES!" Miroku yelled, clamping his hands on the sides of his head.
Oh really? Then what's up with that tattoo on your hip?"You have his name tattooed on your hip?" Kagome snickered.
"WOOO! It's serious!" Suikotsu laughed.
"No I don't! It's all a LIE!" Miroku bellowed.
Miroku…he was in love with a tomato for two years!
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Miroku screamed.
Yeah right, Veggie Lover, and my name's Pooter!
Miroku…used to be a tap-dancing pickle!
"I HAVE NEVER BEEN AND NEVER WILL BE A TAP-DANCING PICKLE!" roared the enraged monk, flying to his feet.
"Wow! That's…interesting." Sango said awkwardly.
"A tap-dancing pickle, huh? THAT explains A LOT!" Bankotsu snorted out between laughs.
"I'M NOT A TAP DANCING PICKLE!" the infuriated monk shrieked hopping up and down.
Hey Miroku? If I sing a song, will you do your pickle dance for me?"I'M NOT A PICKLE! When I find you, I'LL SUCK YOU UP!" Miroku screamed.
Now you know…Miroku!"THEY DO NOT! EVERYTHING YOU'VE SAID IS WRONG! WHEN I FIND YOU--" Miroku was cut off just like the last five schmucks and was replaced by a very nervous looking Jakotsu.
Know your Stars…Know your Stars… Know your Stars…
Jakotsu…wishes he was Kagome's man!"WHAAAAAAAAAAT! I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT WANNA BE THAT-bleepedy-bleepin-bleepin-bleep- PIECE OF FILTH'S MAN! THAT'S BULLSHIT!" Jakotsu roared, reaching for Jakotsutou, only to find it had gone missing.
Don't act coy, Jakko! You know you have the hots for her!There was a loud round of snickering heard echoing from the gloom.
Jakotsu…he was raised by hamsters!"I was NOT! I was raised by my gramma an' grampa!" Jakotsu cried indignantly.
Who just happened to be hamsters?"GRRRRRRRRR!" he growled.
Jakotsu…he made out with a table!"Wuh-huh! HEY! There was sake involved! Get off me!" Jakotsu said huffily.
Whoa! Was aiming off target but nailed a bullseye! Heh heh heh!
Now you know...Jakotsu!
"NO THEY MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT! ALMOST EVERYTHING YOU SAID WAS A LIE! IF I EVER FIND Y-" Jakotsu was poofed away and replaced by Ginkotsu.
Know your Stars…Know your Stars… Know your Stars…
Ginkotsu…he likes to frolic in pretty fields of flowers!"Gesh!" he nodded agreeably.
"Really? That's soooo saweet!" Kagome squealed sappily.
Ginkotsu…he likes baby animals!"Gesh!" he nodded again, his eyes becoming happy horseshoes at the thought little baby bunnies.
"Awww…how kyooooot!" Sango and Kagome squealed together.
This isn't going exactly how I wanted…
Ginkotsu…his goal in life is to die in a crab suit!
"Gesh!" he nodded again.
Now you know…Ginkotsu! Seriously!Ginkotsu poofs off and is replaced by Sango, who's Hiraikotsu has mysteriously disappeared.
Know your Stars…Know your Stars… Know your Stars…
Sango…she's actually bald!"What! No I'm NOT! LOOK!" She pulls at her long blacktresses, "How can I be bald when I have hair!"
It's called a wig, and glue…baldy"I am NOT BALD!" she screamed, her face turning an interesting shade of red.
Sango…she has rubber duck for a foot!"A WHAT! NO I DON'T! I HAVE TWO PERFECTLY NORMAL FEET!" Sango shrieked.
"I wouldn't say that…" Kagome giggled.
"They're a little webbed…" Shippo snickered.
"TRANSVESTITE! MASOCHIST!" Sango shouted back, making the two burst into tears.
Sango…she wishes nothing more than to live in a pineapple under the sea!"Where do you come UP WITH THIS SHIT!" Sango cried.
That's fer me an' my monkey ta know and fer you ta never find out!
Now you know…Sango!
"No they don't, you lying sunnava-" There was a poofing sound as she was replaced by Bankotsu, who's Banryuu had vanished.
Know your Stars…Know your Stars… Know your Stars…
Bankotsu…his best friend is an imaginary unicorn named Honey P. Sugarpuff!
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT! THAT'S BIGGEST LOADA SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!" Bankotsu roared.
Don't deny it! You'll hurt Honey's feelings!"There IS NO HONEY!" he snarled.
Bankotsu…he's still a virgin!"Wuh-wuh-WHAT! I AM NOT!" he shouted.
"Oh, Bankotsu! You POOR dear! I'll help you out with that later!" Jakotsu said seductively.
"I'M NOT A VIRGIN!" he howled, pounding the dirt with his fist.
You wish, Mister I've-never-been-deflowered!
Bankotsu…he faints at the sight of blood!
"THAT'S PURE BULL! How could I be a mercenary if I'm afraid of BLOOD!" he growled.
Don't lie, Hemophobia lad! Ya know it's true!
Now you know…Bankotsu!
"They do NOT! WHEN I FIND YOU-" there was a flash of blinding light as the darkness disappeared.
"Okay. Remember the plan Yacchan?" Ayane whispered, quickly stashing away the voice changer and making the Black Vortex of Bashing disappear. "Yup." Ayato murmured back, levatating the spotlight back into the bag as the black dome evaporated, their eyes stopped glowing and the telekinetic energy surrounding them vanished; the Nakamura's ran over to the group, looks of feigned panic on their faces (high-quality feigned panic of course!). "What happened ta you guys!" "What was up with that dome!" Where'd it come from!" "Where'd ya guys go!" they asked in worried tones. The Shichinintai and Inutaichi exchanged glances, silently calling a truce for the day before walking off in separate directions. Ayato and Ayane smirked at each other from their spots on Ginkotsu's shoulders, -"Serves'm right fer wakin' us up!"- and as the two dozed back off, the Shichinintai couldn't help but wonder, "Why weren't the Color Twins dragged into the Black Vortex of Bashing? It ain't fair!"
(A/N: To make up for the shortness that was chapter five! Heh! Next chapter, a surprise visit by...Gallagher? See ya in chapter 7! R&R! Flames Always Accepted!)