(A/N: Sorry it took so long to update but the lack of reviews had me down. But (sniffle) I SHALL PUSH ON! In this chapter, Sleepover madness, and The Well Fixers (Ghostbusters theme song plays in the background) Who ya gonna call? WELL FIXERS!
ENJOY MY PEEPS!
"Umm…remind me what we're doing again?" Renkotsu asked as Ayane and Ayato dumped bagful after bagful of junkfood into the carts they had grabbed. "We already told you!" Ayato cried impatiently, "We're having a slumber party with you guys and therefore need tons of artery clogging goodness to eat!" "Exactly! AND lots of caffeine loaded soda and sugar charged sweets to ensure there's absolutely NO SLEEPING AT THIS SLEEPOVER!" Ayane crowed, unloading an armload of Pixie Stix and Mountain Dew. "OH! Yacchan! You keep going! I'll be right back!" Ayane shoomed off to the clothes department leaving Ayato to continue filling the carts with Renkotsu. Now you may be wonderin', where are Bankotsu, Jakotsu, Suikotsu and Ginkotsu? Why, wandering around the electronic department unsupervised of course! (wellll…Ginkotsu's at the house playing with Ayato's pet bird, Ko-chan) "Oooo! Oo-Aniki! Lookat these!" Jakotsu squealed, pointing excitedly at a wall of T.V.'s, "Howdya think all those little people get in there?" "Whoa! Check this out!" Bankotsu said animatedly, pointing to a video camera, complete with flip screen, "I'm there! But I'm here! Too cool!" "Over here guys!" Suikotsu shouted, beckoning them to a bunch of speakers that were currently blaring out "Gajumaru no Shita de(Original mix)" by bless4 (yes, for all those wondering. bless4 is an actual j-pop group), "Where's it coming from? Too weird!" "Hey guys!" a cheery voice yelled. They turned away from their fun and saw it was Ayane, along with Ayato and Renkotsu, arms filled to capacity with plastic bags, "We've got everything we need. Time ta go!"
"Wow! Is this for me?" Jakotsu asked, holding up the pink nightgown complete with heart prints. "Yup!" Ayane said with a grin, "Yacchan picked it out fer ya!" Jakotsu turned his gaze to the red-head's twin, "Ya like?" he asked. "A lot! Thank you!" Jakotsu said, giving the boy a biiiiiiiig hug. "And these are for the rest of you guys!" Ayane said, handing out pairs of pajama pants. Suikotsu's were black with pairs of monkeys that read, "Good Monkey Likes You! Bad Monkey Likes Your Mom!" Renkotsu were yellow with the clown from Stephen King's "IT" printed on it. Bankotsu's were dark blue with Snoopy in dark mirrored shades printed on it, JOE COOL was written in silver across the butt. As Jakotsu stared at Bankotsu ass and drooled, Ayato sent his sister a telepathic message, -"Ayakkun! Come ON!"- -"Hee! I just couldn't resist!"- -"Your as bad as a lecherous boy!"- -"Am not!"- -"Perrrrrrverrrt!"- -"Shut it. Or should I let a certain crossdresser know you were checkin' out his piece in the bath?"- -"Wuh-wuh-what! That's not-! I mean-uh-"- -"Hee hee! 'sokay Yacchan! Straight, Gay, Bi, whatever way ya swing, yer still my bro! But still…zip it!"- -"…gotcha."- A small smirk had crossed his lips as Ayane got to her feet and clapped her hands, "'kay guys! Time for a game!"
"It's called, Spin the Bottle! Usually there's an equal amount of girls to guys but, oh well! It just make's it that much more interesting! For all you straight guys, you only have one chance outta six to kiss a girl and vice versa for Jakotsu. As much as I shudder at the thought, I will kiss Yacchan if it lands on him. If it lands on the same person twice, ya hafta French it and three times-" "Seven minutes in the closet." Ayato filled in. Not ones to back away from a challenge they all said, "I'M IN!" except for Ginkotsu, who said, "GESH!" They had already gone through a bottle of Mountain Dew so Ayane took it and set it on the floor. "Get it in a circle boys." Ayato said simply and they did as they were told. "Sooo…who's brave enough to go first?" Ayane smirked evilly. Suikotsu puffed out his chest and growled, "I ain't no pussy!" and gave the bottle a mighty spin. Round and round it went until finally it stopped on…Ayane's old, oversized stuffed cow, that was nearly as big as she was, Kumagoro-kun. "Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Pucker up, Suipea!" Ayane laughed as Suikotsu begrudgingly smooched the tattered toy. After receiving the kiss, Ayane took the plaything into her lap and asked it, "So, Kumagoro-kun, is Suipea a good kisser?" She pretended to listen to the toy and then took on a look of mock sympathy, "I see…that's too bad. A first kiss wasted on the lips of a bad smoocher…how sad!" By this time her brother and the rest of the Shichinintai, save for Suikotsu (who was shaking with rage), was rolling with laughter. "Okay, okay! NORMALLY…Kumagoro-kun would go next but in this case, seein' as he's inanimate, we'll make an exception. Sooo…who's next?" "ME! ME!" Jakotsu cried, giving the bottle a mighty spin. "Round and round it goes!" Ayato said nervously. The bottle came to a stop on Renkotsu, who shrank back saying, "NO!" "YES!" said Bankotsu, Ayane and Ayato, grabbing his arms to keep him from running as Jakotsu moved in. "NOOO-" he was silenced when Jakotsu sealed his mouth off and pulled away quickly, an overly dramatic pout on his face, "Yet ANOTHER bad kisser!" "Heh heh! Then we know who to avoid then!" Ayane giggled. Suikotsu and Renkotsu grew noticeably redder and threw glares in her direction making her laugh harder while Jakotsu continued pouting, "I hope my next turn's better..." "Who's up?" Ayane asked. "Well, you've been dodgin' the bullet." Bankotsu stated, taking a crack at the red-headed girl, "Don't tell me your scared!" Glaring at him, Ayane spun the bottle viciously, spitting, "I…am NOT...a coward." The bottle slowed it revolutions and came to a stop in front of the very member of the Shichinintai who demanded she prove her bravery. Not one to be called a yella' belly and take it sittin' down, she grabbed him by the braid and had him lip-locked him for a full forty-five seconds before releasing the stunned (and breathless) commander. She smirked, "By the look on your face…Tomato King…" Ayane said, calmly examining her nails for non-existent particles of dirt, "…I take it I'm a good kisser." Bankotsu opened and closed his mouth like a fish and couldn't answer. "Thought so. Yacchan! Your turn!" Ayato gave the bottle a swift twist and it came to a stop…in front of Jakotsu, the very man he had been ogling in the bath. "WEEEE!" Jakotsu squealed. Ayato just blushed. He hesitantly leaned forward and kissed the tranny and was going to pull away until Jakotsu snaked his hand around the back of his head and held him there. "AHRRMM!" Ayane coughed after two minutes had passed, "Maybe we should move on to a different game."
After playing strip poker (the winner JAKOTSU! WOOT!), Truth or Dare Extreme (see M-M-M-M-M-MY SHARONA!), having a vicious pillow war (with Ginkotsu, Ayane, and Ayato teaming up and, being the only ones left standing, declared three way winners) they decided that there was only one thing left to do to make the night complete. "DRINKING CONTEST!" The Color Twins shouted. "I'm in!" Bankotsu piped up, cradling his injured forearm (don't ask) "Me too!" called Suikotsu, standing on his head (another thing it's better you shouldn't ask) "Same here!" Jakotsu yelled from his spot on the floor, where Ayato was now sitting in his lap (might do a side story on this one if I get enough reader requests! Heh heh!) "Count me in too!" exclaimed Ayato. "GESH!" clanked Ginkotsu, which in "Ginkotsu Speak" translates to, "Sign me up!" Ayane then ran to the cellar and came back up with several crates of Lager, Shochu, Junmaishu and Vodka and a cooler filled with ice for those who wanted it. She used telekinesis to quickly pass out the alcohol evenly and shouted, "LAST ONE STANDING OR SITTING, WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE, WINS! READYGETSETGO!" The sound of corks being popped was heard as they started chugging it down.
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"One down." Ayane said calmly, looking at the unconscious form of her twin who spilled Lager along his front as he went down.
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"Two an' three." Bankotsu tallied, picking up another Shochu, gazing down at the inebriated forms of Renkotsu and Ginkotsu.
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"Tha' makesh four." Ayane slurred, staring unfocusedly at the black-ed out form of Jakotsu (currently slumped over her brother)
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"An' five." Bankotsu said unfocusedly.
It was down to Ayane and Bankotsu and both having stubborn streaks a mile wide weren't going to stop until the other passed out drunk (or dead from alcohol poisoning, whatever the case may be). Ayane decided that this would be the right time to bring out the tie breaker, the one alcohol that would decide the true winner of this drinking contest; she reached behind the sofa and pulled out a bottle of Everclear ( liquor that'll kick...your...ASS!). "Whash tha'?" Bankotsu asked as she sloppily poured two glasses of the stuff. "Thish shtuffsh shtrong 'nuff ta put cha 'n yer grave, resshurrect ya 'n kill ya all over 'gin." she replied with a grin on her face, this one with a slight drunken edge to it, "If thish don't decide th' winner 'n one shot, nuttin will! Reeeeady?" he nodded and took up the glass and on the three count, the two imbibed the liquor at the same time. There was a pause…
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Both crashed into the floor seemingly unconscious, till Ayane pushed herself up a bit, pulled a magic marker out of her front pocket and wrote the words, 'YOU LOSE!' on his forehead, before passing out herself on top of him.
The next morning, Ayane was first to wake with a raging hangover which she promptly rid herself of by focusing her telekinetic energy to rid her body of the alcohol. Sighing and looking around, she knew that Shichinintai and her brother would be in one helluva mood when they woke up, so she made her way to the well and prepared to jump when she noticed a sizeable fracture in the wood that hadn't /been there the night before. "When'd that happen! I wasn't THAT drunk!" Ayane thought incredulously.
-Back in the Sengoku Jidai, the previous night-
"STUPID, MOTHER-FUCKIN' WELL! THIS(WHAK)IS WHAT(WHAK)YOU GET(WHAK)FOR HURTIN'(WHAK)MY FOOT!" Inuyasha snarled, repeatedly kicking the well.
-Present Time-
"Well shit! Now I'm gonna have ta call someone in ta fix this damn thing before The Shichinintai can cross back over!" She thought racing silently from the well house and moving with all the stealth of a ninja through her house to find the phone book. As she flipped through it, she began to realize how stupid this was, "Psh! Yeah right! Like there's actually going to be someone listed in here to fix a magic we--" her thoughts were cut off when she came to a twenty page section in the yellow pages complete devoted to Magic Well repair, "You've gotta be shittin' me…" Let her index finger run over several possibilities before coming to a stop over "Magic Well's Inc. Since 1482" Picking up the phone she quickly dialed the number and told them to come over as quickly and quietly as possible to assess the damage.
The Well Fixers turned out to be very professional and spent a full hour calculating the damage and after they concluded their evaluation, the elder of the two approached her. "Well, ma'am, it doesn't appear ta be to bad, however it will take us awhile ta get what we need to fix it. I'd say it'll cost ya around…100,000yen (equivalent to 800 dollars) at least." There was a silence as Ayane's telekinetic energy began to cause a isolated 8.5 earthquake and she screamed at the top of her lungs, "100,000YEN! ARE YOU OUTTA YER TEENY TINY LITTLE MINDS! THAT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!" Whipping out her oversized Gallagher mallet roared, "GET…OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT!" -WHAAAAAMMMMM!- There was the sound and smell of burning rubber as the well repairmen tore out of there. The earthquake ended and her telekinetic energy retreated Ayane heard a -hmmmm-ing noise behind her and whipped around to see some random person appraising the damage of the well. "Who the FUCK are you! GET OUUUTTTTT!" she screamed bringing down the mallet. Laughing maniacally the random guy ran out with a sizeable dent in his skull. "SCREW THIS!" Ayane thought angrily, "I'll do it myself!" Twenty minutes later, the crack was filled with a new piece of wood and was being held together (for the time being) by duct tape until the wood glue dried (ALL BOW TO THE AWESOME POWER OF DUCT TAPE!). and just as she completed this task there was a round of shouting from the house, "HOLY-FUCKIN' SHIT MY HEAD!" "Well, looks like they're finally awake." Ayane thought, now in a much brighter mood.
(A/N:Toall you wondering, yes Everclear is real and it is strong enough to kill.Next chappie: Dunno whaddle happen cause this story's taken on a life of it's own! I'm holdin' out for five reviews so R&R! Flames always accepted!)