Another chapter! Thank you WolfHeart4000 for that awesome review! You made me want to write another chapter. : D

Chapter: 7

"Rinoa!" Squall said stepping back.

"What are you doing?" She asked pulling Squall into a kiss.

"Um… Irvine just saved me from a T-Rex attack." He said looking at Irvine.

"Oh thank you Irvine for saving MYboyfriend." She said putting her arms around Squall.

Irvine forced back snarl. "It's no problem. I'm sure if you had BEEN THERE FOR HIM, you would have done the same."

"I'm sure if I STALKED him I would have been there. So you were there just by chance?"

Sensing a little hostility Squall interrupted. "I'm tired. I think I'll go to my room."

"I'll go with you." They both said in unison.

"Well I am his girlfriend. So I'll take him." She smiled.

"Okay." He said through gritted teeth.

"Thanks again Irvine…" Squall said.

"No problem."

"So long Irvine." She said sticking her tongue out without her boyfriends knowledge.

Irvine flipped her the bird and walked off.

"Selphie!" The red head said knocking on the door of his best friend.

Selphie opened the door. Her hair was a mess, she was in her pajamas, and she was clutching a moomba doll. "Irvine?"

She looked up at the SeeD. His eyes were red like he had just been crying for hours. "Whats wrong!"

"It's Squall and that Rinoa bitch."

Selphie embraced him and he sobbed into her shoulder. "Come on lets get some coffee."

"O.. k.." he managed in between sobs.

They walked down the corridors and into the cafeteria.

"Thank god no one's here." Selphie said sitting Irvine down. "Do you want coffee?"

"No thank you." He said calming down.

She walked to the coffee machine and deposited a dollar. She sighed as the coffee filled the cup. "He's always getting hurt. One day I'm just gonna take my nunchaku and beat their brains out.

She walked back to the table and sat down. "What happened?"

"Rinoa came back."

"I've never liked that bitch." She said sipping her coffee. "What did she do?"

"She took him away when we were about to kiss."

"Oh my god! Squall and you were gonna kiss! I can't believe she came in at that moment."

"Yeah it really sucks. And then she was all like thank you for saving MY boyfriend."

"That bitch! Do you want me to hurt her? Cuz it's been a while since I've slapped a bitch." she said crushing her empty coffee cup.

He laughed. "No it's ok. I just wish she was gone."

"Well you know what you have to do right?"

"What?"

"Steal him!"

Irvine sat up straight. "And how do you suppose we do that?"

"Well I could bother her a lot for stuff so that you guys could be alone!"

"You think that will work?"

"Of coarse! My skills in annoyance are top notch!" she said grinning at him. "We'll look for them tomorrow and split them up!

"Annoyance is your strong suit." He said.

The girl frowned. "When you're knockin boots with Squall you'll be saying something different! Something like Oh Selphie! Thank you so much! Can I clean your room for a two years?"

"Sure Selphie But where do you think they'll go?"

"Well if I know Rinoa… she'll want to go to Deling."

"Why Deling?"

"They have a sale going on at the Tiffany's there. She'll want to spend all of Squall's money of coarse."

"Ok but what about when we find them at Tiffany's?"

"I'll come to her with a problem. Like Rinoa I have a date later on tonight and I was hoping you could help me find a cute dress, shoes, and make up for it!"

Irvine smiled, Selphie had always been a good actress. "Great! But what do I say to Squall?"

She shrugged. "Tell him how you feel."

Rinoa is such a bitch! R&R please!