(A/N: Yo! The continuation of last chapter's madness is in! Read on!)
They sat in the waiting room, video camera rolling as Bankotsu built a love nest for himself and Gloria out of chairs. "Fear not, my love! Soon we'll be away from prying---" Ayane started dangling a silver necklace with a blood red pendant held in the talons of a silver dragon in front of Bankotsu's face; it glinted in the light. "…shiny…." He tossed his lover, the mop, aside and sat like a dog, his head following the ornament as it swung back and forth. "Tell ya what, Banny," Ayane said, preparing to deal with the obviously high man, still constantly swinging the necklace side to side, "I'll give you the shiny…if you find Captain Happy." Bankotsu nodded vigorously and took off like a shot (or as quickly as one could go while complete doped up on Benadryl and rum) in search of the figment of Ayane's sick mind, Captain Happy.
"Where's he off to?" Ayato asked, handing his sister a paper cup filled with water from the cooler. "To find Captain Happy." She grinned, taking the cup. "You mean that evil, psycho-killer lamb you imagined up when you were four that was taken away by the government?" Ayaki asked, raising an eyebrow. "That's the one!" Ayane said happily, swinging her feet as the door the psychiatrist's office opened.
"Nakamura…Renkotsu-zan? Pleaze ztep into my office." The psychiatrist was short, stout and reminded Ayane a lot of a weebil; he was bald on the top, with a gray hair ringing the sides, a beard, mustache and glass concealing his shiny black eyes. The snake eyed man stood up, nervously twitching, the door shutting behind them.
"Now zen, Renkotsu-zan, I vant you to tell me ect-xact-oly vat is trrrrubling you." the doctor said. "Wuh-well doc, it'slike this, see. They're out ta get me. No matter where I go, they're there. Them and their fiery implements of doom! Hff-uff-hff-uff-hff-uff-hff!" "Cahlm down, Renkotsu-zan. Who ahre zey? Who ahre zeez people ov vich you zpeak?"
The door to the office opened and Renkotsu exited, visibly shaken, "Ayane-zan? Could I zpeak vith you vor a moment?" Ayane looked up from giving Suikotsu a German Suplex and released her hold and skipped into the office.
"Now zen, Ayane-zan, it haz recently cahme to my attention zat you ahre zee reason for Rrrrenkotsu-zan's phobia. Iz zis true?" Ayane smiled, "Yup!" The psychiatrist blinked in surprise, "Ahnd you haff no…eh…rrremorse for zis?" Ayane grinned bouncily, "Nope! It was funnn!" "You feel…nuthink? Nuthink at tall? You should be ashamed!" he sputtered. "But I'm not. I'm not sorry!" she snickered. "Vat did you do? I demahnd to know! Vat could you pozzibly ahve done to ahve reduced Rrrenkotsu-zan to zuch a ztate?" Ayane's blood red orbs glowed with a malevolent light as she loomed over the doctor, closing the distance between them before he had the chance to blink, "You wanna know, huh? Fine. I'll show you." She descended on the doctor and a scream echoed out from the office.
The door opened and Ayane walked out, leading the doctor, who was walking on all fours, by a chain. "Look, mom! I got a new pet!" she squealed happily. "Now honey, you didn't feed the last one." Ayaki chided. "Aw, c'mon mom! Puh-leeeeeez?" she and Ayato begged, their eyes going huge and teary. "Oh alright, but you're responsible." Ayaki said with a smile. "YAY!" they cheered jumping up and down.
Bankotsu charged in, sans pants, a blood soaked, bullet riddled Jakotsu in tow (apparently he had been used as a human shield) along with what appeared to be a perfectly harmless lamb. "Captain Happy!" Ayane cried, dragging the psychiatrist/dog along the floor. "Aa-aab!" Captain Happy bleated. "What's wrong with him?" Suikotsu asked. "He's dyslexic!" Ayane cried happily, snuggling into his neck. "I want Dixie-Dot!" Bankotsu demanded. "I wanna doctor." Jakotsu begged, falling to the floor with a thump. Ayane tossed the necklace out the window, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DIXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" Bankotsu screamed, leaping out the window. "God, what a dumb way a go." Ayato mused as Bankotsu hit the pavement (not dead yet, but Ayato don't know that.) "You ain't just whistlin'-" Jakotsu started before the authoress stormed in and threw him against the wall, "DON'T—FINISH—THAT—SENTENCE! I will NOT have stupid puns in my fic!" she released him opened a portal with her authoress powers and disappeared with a –pop–. "Well…that was weird." Suikotsu said, scratching his head.
At the house, Ginkotsu stared hard at a box and wondered why it was labeled high voltage as he careened headlong towards it.
(A/N: Sorry it's so short, but oh well! What will happen next? I DON'T KNOW! Do not forget that all submitted readers suggestions will be used! R&R PEEPS!)