(A/N: Hee hee! Wizard of Oz references! The one movie on the face of the Earth (w/the obvious exception of Barney and the Teletubbies) that frightens me. And that is because of the simple fact that I...your authoress...can't stand that bitch Dorothy! And WTF is up with the flying monkies! ((may use flying monkies l8r)) and now that I'm finished venting, enjoy!)

(P.S.: I would like to thank Sesshoumarufangirl and Niatash Vita for sending in their requests! Just to let you all know, I DO read these things and accept all ideas ((I am just that psychotic! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!)) So don't hesitate to send them in!)

Kikyo finally became solid again, thoroughly pissed at Suikotsu for betraying her and hell bent on making him pay. She was already on her way to find him, revenge on her mind, and had only taken two steps out the door when…

Fyooooooo…

"What the…?" Kikyo looked skyward and saw a small dot that was rapidly growing bigger and felt compelled to watch.

…oooooooo—KROOOOOOOOOOOMM!

A two story house landed on top of our clay pot priestess and from seemingly nowhere, Munchkins danced out singing, "Ding-dong! The witch is dead! Which old witch? The evil witch! Ding-dong! The evil witch is--" "Mm nah deh!" Kikyo groaned out in a muffled voice from beneath the house. "What?" asked a member of the Lullaby League squeakily. (had to ask my MOTHER for the names! I REFUSE to subject myself to that movie again!-shudders from the memory-) "Mm not dead!" Kiki-ho moaned, her voice stifled. "AWWWWWWW!" the Munchkins groaned in annoyance. "Hey, wait a sec!" one cried, after grabbing Kinky-ho's terracotta wrist, "She doesn't gotta pulse!" "LIAR!" the Munchkins screamed accusingly. "I'm not quite dead." Kiki-blow whimpered. "Not quite dead?" a member of the Lollipop Guild queried as the undead priestess's head popped out from under the house, looking rather flat, "How can you be, 'not quite dead'?" "Yeah!" another Munchkin piped up squeakily. "Your either dead or your not!" "I'M UNDEAD YOU CHIPMUNK WANNABES!" Kiki-slow yelled from her spot beneath the house. "Undead?" one asked. "Undead! A construct of bone and graveside soil." Kiki-glowworm explained tiredly. "OOHHHHHH…" the Munchkins chorused together. There was a long silence, "Soooo…you're a claypot then!" "NOOOOOOO!" Kikyo roared, refusing to accept the truth. "Denial." The Munchkins said together.

The door to the house opened and the authoress stepped out, crunching Kikyo's skull. "Alright! Clear out! th' lot a' ya! Move it! MOVE IT!" she roared, swinging a broom, sending the Munchkins running for the hills. The using her authoress powers, she made a vortex appear and pushed her house off the pancake flat priestess grumbling, "Stupid sister…messing around with my pencils…dinkin' around on my computer...watching that godforsaken movie…" she and the house disappeared, leaving Kinky-ho looking like a very misshapen flapjack.

Kohaku had been wondering for sometime now where everyone had disappeared to. No sign of the Shichinintai, Kanna, Kagura or Naraku anywhere. It had taken all of his demon slayer's skills to track them to this well and he was about to leap inside it.

"…shard…give me the jewel shard!" a harsh voice said from behind him. Kohaku didn't have time to react as the demon forced him in down the well. "Give it to me! The jewel shard!" the demon snarled, trying to get a hold on Kohaku as the vortex shot past them.

"Huhn?" Ayato gasped, looking up from a heated make out session with Jakotsu.

"What's…" Ayaki began, gazing up from beating psychiatrist/dog over the head with a kumquat.

"…this feeling?" Ayane finished, ignoring the look she was getting from Bankotsu, the Ballet Dancing Hamster, since she was lounging topless in a beanbag chair eating Doritos. (It's a hot day and she's used to living alone! What can I say?)

Ayane was the one to actually react to the feeling, getting out of the beanbag chair (not bothering with a shirt I might add) and walking out to the well house in nothing but her Daisy Dukes. She gazed down watching the battle between the twelve year old resurrected demon slayer and the demon.

Ayane was irked. It was a blisteringly hot day. She was missing her favorite show (that only came on once a week), and she was forced to leave the airstream of her beloved fan. She broke a useless beam off the wall and threw it down the well, striking the demon on the head, knocking it out cold. "Jerkoff! It's too hot fer shit like this!" She snarled, walking out of the well house. Kohaku, thoroughly confused about what just transpired followed after her.

"Excuse me ma'am?" he asked. "Ayane." she said quickly, "Nakamura Ayane. But please, no formalities. They really suck." "R-right. Um…Ayane? Please, could you tell me where I am exactly?" Kohaku asked, looking up at her. "Well…it's not where….it's when." Ayane said simply, "You traveled through time squirt, just like the rest of our roomies." "Time travel? Roomies? Wha'?" Kohaku stuttered as she opened the door to Bankotsu in tap shoes and dressed like a Milk carton singing loudly, "Milk, milk! Good for your health! Unless your lactose-intolerant, then I make you ralf! Ralf, ralf! Yes, blow chunks and hurl…" Renkotsu was in the fetal position, rocking back and forth, hugging a My Little Pony plushie to his chest and sucking his thumb, "…lil' purple people…chasin' after me…gonna get me…gonna get me…" Kanna ran through the room, chasing a fat man in a dog costume screaming at the top of her lungs, "GIMME MY SUGARY GOODNESS YOU STUPID MUTT! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!" From seemingly no where, a lamb appeared, looked up at him with large black eyes (that gave him the CREEPS) and bleated, "!AAAB" Suikotsu stumbled into the room in a very short blue dress (Ayaki's), his hair dyed phosphorescent yellow, stupid drunk, giggling, "Ain't I…hic…purdy?", Ginkotsu, peeled into the room, did doughnuts around everybody, completely oblivious to their presence (he's high on LSD), and tore out the room, crashing through a wall in the process, "GESHGESHGESHGESHGESHGESHGESHGESHGESHGESHGESHGESHGESHGESHGESH!" From a room down the hall moaning could be heard. One voice Kohaku could identify: Jakotsu, the other, was unknown to him, "Ahhah! N-no. Nuh-not there!" "Don't be such a tease, Yakkun." Kohaku shuddered as his innocent ears burned and his face flushed.

Kagura walked through the room, rockin' the ganj', "Heh heh! Man! Where's mah main man, Sesshy? I had'm here justa second ago." Sesshomaru stumbles into the room, slumps onto Kagura, doped up on coke, "Duuuude…you godda come see this! There's this box…that has lil' itty bitty people inside!" he giggled, snuggling against her. "Really? Duuuuuude! Lets go!" Kagura laughed hysterically, marching off, dragging the all too willing Sesshomaru along for the ride.

(Random reader: "Waidamminut! HOLD THE PHONE! I've been readin' this fic the entire time! When did Sesshy pop up!")

(Authoress: "Did you miss the part in the Summary where it said, 'RANDOMNESS FROM MARS'?")

(Randome Reader: "…Ohhhhhhhhh…")

From behind him,Kohaku heard two screams, both sounding like they belonged to women, but when he turned to look, it was the dead priestess Kikyo and his lord and master Naraku, shrieking in terror as they fled (in chibi form) from the demon he had faced in the well, who somehow had become supercharged and was impervious to Kikyo's miko powers (Authoress: whistling innocently: phweeee-eeee-ooo-ooo-ooooo!).

"WAAWAAWAAWAAWAAWAAWAAAAAAAAA!" Naraku screamed, flapping his arms wildly. "HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!" Kinky-ho squealed. "Ahright! Ahright! Sheesh! Put a lid on it!" Ayane (still topless), sighed, grabbing a packet of Pop Rocks. "YO! BUDDY!" Ayane called, waving the packet, "OVER HEEEERRE!" she tossed the packet down the well and the demon followed, killing Naraku and Kiki-blow in the process (almost! Sorry but I want their deaths to be a slow and torturous thing! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!). "Oopsie doodle!" Ayane grinned sheepishly, scratching the back of her head. The bloodied bodies of Monkey Butt and Kinky-ho began attracting flies as Ayane invited Kohaku in for cupcakes and soda.

"Wuh-wait! What…about…us?" Naraku croaked.

"Wuh-we're…still…alive." Kikyo moaned as she shut the door on them.

"YOU BITCH!" they screamed from their spot on the ground.

(A/N: Heh! Hope you're enjoyin' this. I know I am! For all those out there who want these people to suffer, stay silent no longer! I do read these things AND YOUR REQUESTS WILL BE HEARD AND USED! I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT! Next chappie, Captain Happy's pals drop in for a visit, but remember, these DEFINITELY aint the barnyard gang you sang about from from Ole' MacDonald's Farm! R&R MY PEEPS!)