(A/N: Yo! Touya-no-Kogakure here! Sorry this chappie took so long, but school's a bitch! ((sighs)) Anyhoo, here's your daily requirement of madness! Enjoy!)

"Yo! Has anyone seen my nuke?" Ayane called, her nearly-non-existent-breasts—

(Aya: HEY! They aren't THAT small!)

(Authoress: Yeah…sure…((kof!B-cup!kof!)) )

(Aya: ((blushing in fury)) LIKE YOURS ARE ANY BIGGER!)

(Authoress: ((whispers her bra size to Aya)) )

(Aya: …THAT'S THE SAME SIZE AS MMMMPH! ((hand is clamped over her mouth)) )

(Authoress: Lets continue…shall we?((drags a thrashing Aya away)) )

—still bared to the world (hasn't this girl heard of SHAME!) as she walked down the hall. Kohaku walked some distance behind her, staring at the floor, face bright red, muttering incoherently as he ran into things.

"Ma?" "Yeah?" Ayaki replied, looking up from a bong she was passing around a circle that consisted of Renkotsu (hey he needs ta loosen up about now, doncha think?), Jakotsu, Ayato, Kagura, Sesshomaru and Ginkotsu (sitting on Kikyo and Naraku (o-o), is slowly crushing them to death…hee hee hee!). "Have ya seen my nuke?" "Which one?" Ayato asked, as the bong was passed to Renkotsu. "Ya know." Ayane said, sticking her lower lip out poutilly, "The Green H-bomb with the big Happy Bunny slogan that reads: I Hate You So Bad!" "Oh! That one!" Jakotsu said, grabbing the bong from the cueball, "A reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaalllly cute guy came an' borrowed it."

Ayane snapped her head in the direction of her brother's transvestite boyfriend (currently taking a BIG hit off the bong), rushed him and started throttling him. "WHAT (shake) DID (shake) YOU (shake) JUST (shake) SAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake)?" "CALM DOWN AYAKKUN!" Ayato cried, not high yet (key word is "yet"), "Ya know that skag, what's his name? Ho-blow? Ho-low? Ho-fo? Ho-mo? Oh, whatever! You know who I mean! Anyways, that jerkoff came over and 'borrowed' your nuke."

"…so…heavy…" Kinky-ho gasped from under Ginkotsu's crushing weight, turning blue. "…can't…" Naraku wheezed, "…breathe…" (both die)

(Authoress: YAYSIES!)

(Random Reader: Yer not fakin' us out…are ya'?)

(Authoress: ...((whistles innocently)) )

(Random Reader: ((groans)) I knew it!)

Ayane let out a loud feral growl that turned into roar. Foaming at the mouth, she snatched up Kohaku by the back of the collar and stormed down hall. "Well now, this should be entertainin'." Ayaki said with a snort, turning on the T.V. and flipping it to the news as the bong was passed around again.

"DAMNTHATHO-MO! HE-WILL-DIE-NNNNOOOOOOOOWWWWW!" Ayane screamed, a rocket launcher, bazooka, M-K47 strapped to her back extra ammunition strapped to her torso (no, she's STILL topless), a flamethrower in the crook of her arm and Kohaku slung over her shoulder (swirly anime eyes). She was running at top anime speeds with Captain Happy and his friends, General Giddy and Second Lieutenant Hyper backing up the rear. "COME! MY MENTALLY MESSED UP BARNYARD MINIONS!" Ayane shrieked, "WE SHALL STRIKE DOWN THE HO-FO WHO DARED TO TOUCH MY BIG BOY!" "BUK-BAK!" crowed Second Lieutenant Hyper, a cow with an Identity Crisis. "MEEP-MEEP!" quacked General Giddy, the Road-Runner wannabe duck.

Ho-loser sat in his room, in front of his Kagome shrine, which contained strands of her hair (enough to build a loveseat), several photographs, a voodoo doll carved out of soap and scraps of cloth (more than likely came from Kagome's clothing). He was sobbing like a little girl and was sitting next to the Happy Bunny H-bomb. "Why? Why? WHY DOESN'T SHE LIKE ME!" he howled, slamming his head against the bomb.

-KA-KROOOOOOMMMMM!-

"Be-CAUSE, Ho-low, YER A WHINY LIL' BITCH!" Ayane snarled blasting through the wall, "Now GIMME BACK MY NUKE!" "!aaB" Captain Happy bleated in agreement. "NOOO!" Ho-fo whined, clutching the Big Boy tight, "It's mine!" "Ugh…I feel si-ick…" Kohaku whimpered, his eyes very swirly and his face very green. "Then DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!" she screamed, launching several missiles and jostling Kohaku violently. "Now I KNOW I'm gonna be sick!" he cried as a huge explosion took place.

"Woot!" Ayane cheered, "I got my nuke back! And as a bonus, that skag, Ho-blow is dead! Yippeeeeee!" Kohaku barfed. "Buk-bak!" crowed Second Lieutenant Hyper. "Feel better, Hakutan?" Ayane asked. "Oo-ooulgh…I think so…" he groaned. "Hee hee! Then hold on tight, lil' man! Cuz yer in fer one bumpy ride!" she cackled, picking up the nuke and preparing to run. "Oh God…NOT AGAIN!" Kohaku shrieked as she took off top speed.

"Woo…lookat the lil' pink chipmunksh…aint dey kyoot…" Ayaki slurred, a cup of turpentine in her left hand, and a coke rock in the other. "I've got a luv-a-lee buncha coconuts! Dee-a-lee-dee-dee! There the are-a-standin' in a row!" Renkotsu sang, rocking back and forth. Jakotsu and Ayato were too busy making out, loosened up by the Mary J, oblivious to the fact that there were people around them…or that Bankotsu was dancing around in a pumpkin costume taking pictures singing, "Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now (C'mon baby, try electrocution) Gather round and try it, put your fate in your hands now (C'mon baby, try electrocution) It won't cost you money but it might cost your life you find a power socket and you jam in a knife so come on, come on try electrocution with me." Ginkotsu was poking Naraku and Kiki-slow's limp bodies with one of his cannons, his eyes becoming happy horseshoes everytime they twitched. Kagura and Sesshomaru were arguing about his fluff. "It's stupid, you stupey head!" Kagura said, throwing a stuffed rhino at him. "It is not!" he whined, hucking a pillow at her. "Is too!" Is not!" "Is too!" "Is no-damn yer kyoot." he said, his eyes glazed. "You too…wanna go make out in that closet?" Kagura asked. "Sure." He said, taking her hand. Kanna ran through the room, shrieking her head off, "WHERE'S THAT DUM-DUM SUIKOTSU! HE S'POSTA PLAY WITH ME!" Suikotsu pokes his head out from inside of one of Ginkotsu's cannons, which decides to go off at that moment, shooting him in front of Kanna. "A-HAAA! COME BACK HERE!" she screamed. "NEVERRRRR!" he shouted back drunkenly, taking off running, knocking into several breakable objects along the way.

"Ahhhh…good to be home…eh, Hakutan?" Ayane grinned, glancing at the ill boy over her shoulder. "Gluhh-ugh…" he choked out before hurling again. "MEEP-MEEP!" quacked General Giddy as they waltzed up to the house.

(A/N: Hee hee! Keep dem ideas comin! R&R mah peeps! 'm outtie yo!)