Authors Note:thanks 4 da reviews..uh yellowdellow i hav no idea how u read this five minutes after a posted...I decided to make it at least 4-5 chaps long by da way.And the reason i changed the rateing is because mainly of the fact i decided to use the word condom and other stuff to...Oh yeah and the Gorillaz won a VMA award for best breakthrough video!WooHoo!
Chapter2:Day1
Grim&Noodle
Grim was being dragged all around town while she was speaking gibberish in another language.He hated to be dragged.Mandy would always just drag him about and around and torture him so everytime someone would forcefully drag him he had a very uncomfortable feeling.Noodle walked around until she finally found an interesting looking anietch(?)store(u noe the one from ChickenBallZ).She dragged Grim in and stopped infront of a large gold statue of a dragon.She then pointed at it and smiled up at him.Grim made a tired sigh.
"This is what you want?"
Noodle just nodded to answer him.He reatched into his wallet and took out a fifty dollar bill,payed the manager,and then walked out with Noodle who seemed really happy.Just then a big group of girl scouts separated them for a few seconds.When they left Grim no longer so Noodle.He started to panic.
If I lose dis kid,he thought,that drummer is going to beat the crap out of me.
Just then he noticed the girl on the other side of the street waveing and smileing at him.He was going to kill that kid.Feeling angry he started to walk across the street when-BAM!
He was hit by a bus.
Billy&2D/Stu-Pot/Adam
2D and Billy carelessly walked along the sidewalk with identical goofy grins.Billy felt like the luckyiest kid in the world being able to hang out with the emptyheaded,gaptooth,eyeless singer.2D looked just as happy as him but he probably was not really thinking.
"Whot do ya wanna do Billy?"the singer asked grinning down at the boy.
"Can we go to the arcade?"Billy asked with a hopeful grin.
"Why sure of course we can!"
So the two idiots walked down to the arcade and started playing 'House of the Dead' when 2D's cellphone rang.
"Hello?"he answered into his phone.There was a long silence.
"Well whot do ya mean yous got proof thiere my kids?"he asked sounding rather annoyed.Billy looked up at him interested.
"So whot if they got the same damn hair?It is not a dead giveaway!Spikey blue hair is very popular."2D started to raise his voice a bit wich gave him a shocked look from Billy.
"Well of course I used a bloody condom stupid bitch!"
At this Billy started to feel frightened.2D angrily hung up his phone and started to rub his forehead.
"Whats wrong?"Billy asked rather conserned."Got another head ache?"
The man nodded and took some pills out of his pocket and swallowed them.He then smiled at Billy.
"'Ow abou we get some icecream?"
Billy instantly forgot about the whole phone conversation.
"Okay!"
And the mentaly retarded pair contuned down the street.
Mandy&Murdoc(that should be a story by the Brothers Grimm-dont see that movie it sucks ass!)
Murdoc led Mandy into his Winnebago(thats da word!)and started to drive.Mandy looked around.
"This place is a wreck."she commented.
Murdoc scowled."Well I haven' got much time to clean all this crap up."
"Right..."Mandy said wich seemed to annoy Murdoc just a tad bit."What do you plan on dragging me into."
Murdoc smiled."Well I thought we could go to a satanist meeting or summick."Mandy frowned slightly.
"My parents wouldn't be to happy about that."
"Yeah your right."he agreed."You got any ideas?"Mandy took a minute to think.
"We could blow things up?"Murdoc smiled fondly down at her."I'm startin ta like ya kid."he said rather happily.So they drove down to the landfill and looked at what they could blow up.
"Here,"said Murdoc throwing a small can of gasolene at Mandy."throw this at that old outhouse we'll blow that up first."
Mandy listened and threw at the old weathered looking outhouse.
"Great.Now we need a way to blow it up without killin ourselves...Suggestions?"he asked looking at Mandy.Again she took a few moments to think."Got any matches and darts?"Murdoc nodded and went inside the winny for a few minutes and came back with a box full of darts and a package of matches.
"Watch and learn."Mandy said picking up a dart.She then lit a match and and then lit the tip of the dart.When she was sure it was lit enough with perfect accuracy she hit the gasoliner tank and it blew up the outhouse in a firey explosion.
"Whoa!"said the bassist amazed."Lemme try."And the two continued to blow up things until they got arrested.
What did you think?Oh and dont try that trick with the gasoline.It works but you will get into trouble...espiacilly if you decide to do it at school...please review srry for the mistakes and the confusion and some places but you'll figure it out!
