Kouga sighed as he looked toward the front of the cave, "What do I do?"

Kagome had gone out to collect herbs, and Miroku was out looking for their friends. Kouga swore, "If that monk brings Inuyasha here! I swear I will rip out his throat!"

Kouga laid down and rolled to the side, "Bleeh! I wish I had some company!"

"Yes, dear Kouga, You will want some soon," A weird mature voice came from the front of the cave,

Kouga shot up, "Sesshomaru!"

Kagome bent down to grab another herb, she had collected so much! This was great! Tonight, she would make Kouga a big stew with mashed wild potatoes and grilled venison! (Deer)

She was so happy, so much in fact that she wanted to run to the cave and hug Kouga around the neck! But she couldn't do that. Her lips were still tingling from the last kiss he gave her. Though it felt so good! She blushed, then felt a weird presence. Sesshomaru was somewhere near! She also had a very bad feeling that he was near Kouga.

"Kouga!" She yelled and dropped the basket.

Kouga stared into the deafening eyes of the great lord Sesshomaru, "What do you want?"
"Oh, nothing, just those simple shards in your legs," Sesshomaru sneered,

"Why!" Kouga yelled, ready to run and charge at this man,

"If I get those, my idiot of a brother will come to get them from me, giving me the perfect chance to get the Tetsuiga," Sesshomaru said with an uncharacteristic smile, "And as I'm at it, I'll take that Kagome girl too, she's pretty hot,"

Something inside Kouga snapped, HIM with KAGOME! Never…never…never…NEVER!

"Hey !" Kouga yelled, and nothing would make him stop from killing this…this…BITCH! "Hey! If you EVER lay a hand on Kagome, I will tear yo to pieces!"

"Oh, That's her name?" Sesshomaru said, then brought a hand to his chin. He liked today, today was a good day, "Weird, I'll have to change that,"

Sesshomaru smirked as he looked at Kouga, "I wonder what she's like in bed?"

This got Kouga right down to the core, and Sesshomaru's weird attitude WASN'T helping. He screamed as he ran for Sesshomaru ready to punch him in the stomach. Sesshomaru smiled and sidestepped, then grabbed Kouga on the back of the neck, then brought his head down so he could whisper in his ear, "I'll make her scream my name…over…and over…"

Kouga brought his leg around to kick Sesshomaru for EVER saying something like that. He caught Sesshomaru off guard and kicked him in the side of the head, "Ha!"

Sesshomaru smiled, then grabbed Kouga's foot from were it was frozen. He froze when he heard a distinct 'twang' of an arrow. He looked over with a VERY uncharacteristic look of surprise on his face. He was acting so…so childish. THE Sesshomaru would never try and take the Shikon no Tama because he knew that Naraku would just come to get it instead of Inuyasha.

Sesshomaru smiled a wide big smile, making Kagome scream from the front of the cave.

"Kagome!" Sesshomaru exclaimed, letting go of Kouga, "How are you!"

Kagome was too surprised from this action to move, "What the hell…"

Sesshomaru walked up to her fastly and hugged her around the shoulders, "It's been much too long!"

Kagome wanted to scream again. This was scarier than Inuyasha could EVER be. Unless he started to act like this, "What the hell happened to you, Sesshomaru?"

"Oh!" Sesshomaru smiled, putting a finger up in the air as if he just answered a great question, "Naraku! He made me have the thoughts of a nice, calm, ten-year-old demon! I like it! I have more energy!"

With that, he hugged Kagome again, then stepped off and started to hop on one foot, "But it's sad! Rin and Jaken got scared and left for a while! I hope they come back!"

Kagome sighed, so this over-active Sesshomaru was a product of Naraku? Well, it was a breath of fresh air that he didn't attack them, "So…Sesshomaru…"

"Don't call me that!" Sesshomaru pouted, "It makes my sound so old! Please, call me Maru-chan!"

"Ok…Maru-chan," Kagome said, then looked over at Kouga on the ground, "Kouga!"

"Oh, dear!" Maru-chan said, "Who in the world did that to the poor wolf!"

Kagome still just ran. She kneeled at his side, "Are you all right?"

"Yes," Kouga said, squinting to look at Kagome, "Did Naraku really do that to Sesshomaru?"

"Yup!" Maru-chan exclaimed, walking (Actually rather prancing) over, he smiled at Kouga, "Hello! Kou-Kou!"

Kouga growled, "Don't call me Kou-Kou!"

"Ahh!" Maru-chan creamed, "Kou-Kou's scary!"

Kouga shot to his feet, "Don't call me Kou-Kou!"

Maru-chan (A/N: Beware! This may come as a shock to Sesshomaru lovers!) started to get wet eyes, and before long, he started to cry. This shocked Kouga into initial shock, "Wh-why, d-don't cry,"

"Kouga! Maru-chan is in a very emotional state right now!" Kagome yelled, then ran to comfort the every, out of character Sesshomaru. Kouga sighed, "I wish that Sesshomaru would just leave,"

"MARU-CHAN!" Maru-chan exclaimed, looking rather ridiculous with his eyes red from tears.

"Okay, okay!" Kouga sighed, "Maru-chan…"

"Yay!"

Sesshomaru sat happily, his tail wagging back and forth, (A/N: I don't care if the thing around his shoulder is a boa or a tail, I'm just using it as a tail)

His eyes were wide, his smile just the same, "What are we going to do today!"

"Nothing," Kouga said, just to get Maru-chan agitated,

"Aww!"

"No, were going to go….and go swimming!" Kagome exclaimed, smile widening,

"Yay!" Maru-chan exclaimed, grabbing Kouga's hand and pulling him up, "Swim! Swim! Swim!"

"Yippee…" Kouga said with a deferent accent of sarcasm,

Fin…Sorry! Very short! Next chapter coming soon!