Disclaimer: I-I d-d-d-don't own H-H-Harry P-P-P-P-Potter (Runs off and cries in some random corner) Bestfriend staremerald comes in and yells at whoever makes us write these things "Now look what you've done! You've sent her into depression all over again! She had just gotten over the fact that she doesn't own Harry Potter (Louder wailing comes from the random corner with notyouraverageblond) and you come along and make her remember. For shame!" To notyouraverageblond "Come out of the corner and I'll give you chocolate!" she coaxes, holding a Cadbury's bar in her hand.
A/N Hola mis amigas! I'm so sorry I haven't updated in a while but I was in Spain and then I was a mother's helper and I couldn't get on the computer and my favorite color is purple and the world is an imperfect sphere and I'm rambling about things you don't want to hear about. Anywho… I will now take this chance to thank all my wonderful reviewers who will receive invisible, insubstantial chocolate chip muffins. Yay!
For those of you not wanting to read reviews, scroll down and you will get your chappie!
Review-BrownEyes90: very nice and cute i hope to see more
Answer: Thanks, glad you like it!
Review-tinkerbellhop07- totally awesomely awesome. short chappie, but important none the less. and thanks for reading! lol. i love the story- update soon!
tink
Answer: I'm glad you think it's 'awesomely awesome'. It was kind of short, but it was important because it connected the first chapter to this one. I'm glad you love the story, sorry I haven't updated sooner.
Review-eskimo'sRsxy: hahaha, my mouse just had a spazoid moment, ya know? like when itgets stuck in one place and doesn't move, and u start cursing it and all it's children, and then it FINALLY moves! Oh, the dunder head, he jsut signed off...stupid boi's, am just lucky he's not MY bf. Anywho, i gots my stitches out! just in time for my performance...fun...i think they are boring, and i get really nervous. my friends don't believe me..."phfh, her? nervous? not outgoing? shy? yea right?" Bu then I'm like, dude, who would know better than me? ya know?
ANYWAY I am getting off topic...wut was my topic? yes the plot thinkens, dun dun DUN (hehehe, my icons areall bouncing, V. funny), can't WAIT to hear where it goes... tootles!
Answer: Ummm, did you just have a lot of sugar? Yeah, I know what you mean about the mouse thing, mine does it all the time. I agree with you, most boys are rather unintelligent, but it's fun to lie to them and let them believe they are smart. Which they're not. I'm glad you got your stitches taken out. Life's just not the same when your skin is sewn together. Yes, the plot is thickening, just like the chocolate sauce I'm making now. The recipe says you have to wait for it to thicken. I love comparing things to chocolate. I'm glad you liked it.
Review-stars-above: I love it! Nice story... Please update soon...
Answer: Thanks for reviewing. I love your penname.
Review-zippyfox: hee hee can't wait for more of this story it is really good
update soon
lisa
Answer: Thanks for the kind words, please read and review again!
Review-3rubberbands3: yay!
please hurry with the rest!
KIT KATS ARE YUMY!
so are Oreos and PB, i just had some, lol
loke i said...
yay!
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
HURRYHURRYHURRYHURRYHURRYHURRYHURRYHURRYHURRYHURRYHURRY
and i will hail you 4-ever!
(ok, maybe not '4-ever, but 4 a very long time!)
Answer: Thanks for reviewing. I love kitkats too. I'm glad you'll hail me for a very long time. It gets so lonesome when one is not being hailed.
Review-Procrastinator-starting2moro: Loved the bit with the first year and Rhea's comment to him. I have to admit that I was a sicko and thought of the wrong kind of 'naughty things' Rhea could do to James! Lol. I ate a kit kat earlier. Just thought I'd mention that. Update soon.
Answer: Hey, thanks for reviewing. Oh no! I have a sicko reviewing my story. (runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off. Have you ever seen a chicken with it's head cut off? Not a pretty sight). Thanks for reviewing anyways though. I love your penname. It sounds a bit like me. I'm always telling my bestfriend "I'll update tomorrow! I promise" That's the best thing about tomorrow: "it's always a day aaway! Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow, it's always a day aaaway!"
Review-NinitademiBrooke: Very nice continuation! I have a question, when they say "Operation: GLAJTBTEOTYODT" do they spell out the letters or did they come up with some deranged pronunciation of the letters? Sorry, that's probably a stupid question, but I wanted to know. Tootles!
Answer: To answer your question, they have a deranged pronunciation that I thought up. My friend Lee was trying to say the deranged pronunciation and she got it all wrong and I was very upset with her. It wasn't a stupid question. A stupid question is "Why is notyouraverageblond annoying?" and the answer is obviously "Because I get paid well for it!" Thanks for reviewing1
Review-Lillian: I guessed the ending?
I am speechless. Poor notyouraverageblond. How bad is your sunburn? I've gotten so bad i got called "Big Red" for a while. Anyway, I love your story! I was surprised that Dumbledore asked them to come up with the obstacles but it fits.
THE SNORING! I'm as bad as they are. Sh! I know what you mean though, it can get preety loud.
Another success! Go notyouraverageblond, for you've done it again!
P.S. I'm a brunette, green eyes, very tall, a lot of freakles etc. etc.
Go the notsoaverageblond, for you are a legend!
Answer: Yes, you did guess the ending. My sunburn is over now and all my dead skin has pealed off (I know you just wanted to hear that) and I am now very freckly and tan. Dumbledore asked them to come up with the obstacles because he's Dumbledore and that's just a random thing that he would do. Thanks for the description, but I have to change your name because I already have Lily. Would you mind if I called you Melly(short for Melanie)? Thanks for reviewing!
Review-Annmarie Aspasia: To be quite honest, I don't remember why I thought she was Mary-Sue... mary-sue is, in summary, a 'perfect' character. She wasn't terribly Mary-Sue, or I would refuse to read any more, but she did have a slight taint of it, and I am rambling. Most likely because it's too early in the morning for any living creature who wishes to stay that way to be awake.
Answer: Oh well. Thanks for explaining what Mary-Sue is. Too bad you're up so early, hope you don't die because you have to read and review this chapter!
Review- staremerald: This is really funny, you've done it once again! So Dumbledore is in the plan too? Oh god...
Favorite bit: When Rhea walks into the boys room (A.N. Like 'The Girl's room) and meets the first year boy and tells him she's a dream.
When I read the bit that said 'Rhea thought of all the naughty things she could do to him in his sleep' I siriusly (pardon the pun) you were talking about sex. Thank you for telling us that she didn't mean that!
Answer: Lee! Yay! Hi! Wow I like the exclamation point! I am a dream! I promise! What would your parents say if they knew such dirty thoughts were running through your head! For shame Lee! Thanks for reviewing, see you on Wednsday!
Review-azkaban155155: this story is very good. write lots and lots more.
Answer: Thanks, will do!
Review-amrawo: 'm back! sure i'll be in your story uhh how about nicole, violet eyes (my friend has violet eyes they're so beautiful!), and dark brown hair, you can come make the character however she fits into the story! i'm honored to be put in! great chapter! hilarious! i can't wait for the next one! keep up the good work! update soon!
Answer: Yay, you reviewed again! You will be in this chapter or the next. Glad you like it.
Review-Phishy2: Ha! Can't wait to see what happens next! Keep writing! Oh, by the way, when are you going to update E&B?
Answer: Phishy! Hi! Glad you like it. I'm not sure when I'll update E&B, maybe when I write the next chapter! See ya later!
Wow, three pages of reviews and answers. Maybe I should just not write anymore because my fingers are so tired. (Sees all reviewers glaring at her and her bestfriend Lee with a lightsaber in her hands) Uhh, on second thought on to the story!
The Gryffindor Common Room
The Gryffindor common room. A room we all know and love so well. A room with overstuffed couches, mahogany tables and that cheery, crackling fire. Ahh, the common room. Home to many after quidditch parties, homework sessions and hanging out. Or being used as the plotting zone for an operation. This is not a good idea because, as it's name suggests, everyone is allowed in there which means everyone will see you and everyone will want to know what you're doing.
Sirius and Rhea were sitting in the corner of the common room with several pieces of paper in front of them, both staring down at the paper and mumbling under their breath and writing (more like scribbling) onto the papers. Finally Rhea let out a strangled scream and threw her quill across the room. Sirius stood up. "Exactly how I feel," he said to Rhea. The whole common room was still in a shock, staring at Sirius and Rhea. "What are you looking at!" Yelled Rhea and the whole common room quickly went back to whatever they had been doing before Rhea screamed and then Sirius agreed with her then she screamed at them again and they all went back to doing whatever they'd been doing before Rhea screamed and Sirius agreed with her and Rhea…
"Well, that was interesting," commented Rhea's friend Melly. Melly was tall with long, light brown hair and sea green eyes. She had a spattering of freckles across her nose and freckles on her neck and freckles on her ears and freckles on her shoulders and freckles on her legs. She had freckles just about everywhere. "Yeah," said Remus from behind Melly. They had walked into the common room just in time to hear that 'delightful' little episode. "Sirius, where have you been? I haven't seen you since 5:45 this morning," asked Remus, trying to look at the papers on the table. "Nowhere," answered Sirius, blocking the papers from view. "What are you doing?" asked Melly, also trying to look at the papers. "Nothing," answered Rhea and Sirius in unison, hiding the papers behind their backs and adopting the guilty/innocent look of a person who is trying to hide something from a person who knows you have it. Melly and Remus looked at each other and grabbed the papers from behind Rhea and Sirius' backs. Unfortunately, the papers ripped, so they were left with fragments saying things such as:
Operation: GLAJ…
Ideas
Task where L and J depend…
And task where they work togeth…
LChar…
JQuiddi…
Remus' eyebrows shot up. "You wouldn't be trying to get Lily and James together, would you?" he asked. "No, no, definitely not, of course not, maybe, perhaps, kind of, sort of, yes," answered Rhea and Sirius.
At that moment the portrait hole burst open and in came Lily with her eyes on fire(A/N not literally, stupid) and her hair flying wildly around her. Following her was James.
"Potter, get your disgusting person away from me or I will curse into next week!" screamed Lily, enraged.
"Lily, I promise I didn't mean, it I'll never do it again," James pleaded.
"You are an insufferable prat, Potter, and I hope you burn in beep!" Lily screeched before storming up the stairs to the girl's dorms. Rhea and Melly gave apologetic looks to Sirius and Remus and raced up after Lily.
"We've got our work cut out for us mate," said Remus, staring up the stairs after the red tornado that was Lily Evans.
"We?" asked Sirius.
"Yes, we. You, me, Rhea and Melly. You don't think Melly and I would leave you and Rhea all alone. You'd probably make a mess of it," Remus answered blushing a light pink when he said Melly's name.
"Remus, do you have a thing for Melly?" Sirius asked very randomly and bluntly. Remus turned bright red, "Uh, no, of course not, we're only friends," he said.
"Remy's got a girlfriend, Remy's got a girlfriend," Sirius chanted, shoving the papers into his bag.
"So Sirius, got a thing for Rhea?" Remus countered. It was Sirius' turn to be a lobster. "Shhh!" he whispered looking around. "How did you figure it out?" he asked.
"Sirius, you're very obvious," said Remus, examining one of the papers that Sirius had yet to shove into his bag, "but that doesn't matter now. The dimensions of this level are all wrong. If they are flying, the top should be at least…"
Sirius' head started to nod and it landed with a thunk on the table. Don't worry though, his body was still attached. Remus grabbed Sirius' shirt collar and proceeded to drag him towards the boy's dormitory. He dragged him up the stairs and 'accidentally' dropped him. Needless to say, Sirius woke up and shouted some rather unpleasant things at Remus. Then he proceeded to chase Remus around Gryffindor tower screaming like a mad man. They only stopped because the Head Boy, Frank Longbottom, came downstairs and yelled at them to get their sorry arses off to bed or they'd have detention for a week. After Frank left, some order was restored. Notice the word 'some' not 'all'. The boys went upstairs just as Lily Rhea and Melly came down with their friend Nicole, who had dark brown hair, a slender figure and violet eyes that were glowing with sympathy for Lily.
Nicole was the quieter one of the four, but was also a devious plotter, and behind the sympathy you could see a mischievous glint in her eyes. Rhea and Melly had filled her in on the plan, and she agreed whole heartedly that James and Lily should at least become acquaintances so that everyone in the castle wouldn't become deaf. So while she made comforting noises and patted Lily on the back, her quick mind was working overtime on an idea for another part of the tower.
Up in the boys dorm, James was ranting to Sirius, Remus and Peter about how annoying 'Evans' was, and how much he hated her, and how he thought she looked hot when she was angry. Unbeknownst to him, none of his friends were paying attention. Sirius was thinking 'God I'll be glad when we lock him in the tower! There'll finally be some peace and quiet around here! I wonder what Rhea's doing right now…', Remus was thinking 'The next full moon is in two weeks, good thing I won't have to worry about it for a while. I wonder what the History of Magic homework was. Maybe Melly has it. Melly's so beautiful with her long hair, and beautiful green eyes that I get lost in, and her cute little freckles…' and Peter was thinking 'My precious'(A/N think smeagle from LOTR) while caressing and fondling a piece of Cheddar cheese. James ranted on and on until the others fell asleep, and when he finally noticed, he let out a humph and went down to the common room, but the girls were still there so he went back up to his dorm. James flopped down on his bed and stared up at the ceiling thinking 'Evans really did look hot…' before drifting off to the land of Nod.
Lily went upstairs soon after James had, and her friends quickly exchanged notes about their plans so far, comparing and changing some things.
Only one week left…
A/N Thanks all, review, flame, whatever, just leave your opinion and I shall leave you with another chapter soon. I didn't really like this chapter, but the next one will be better, promise!