Author Note: It is the return of 21 Sacraments Game Show. Shout yay boys and girls. I have something important to say. Actually I don't. I'm just bored. Oh well, heres the next chapter. Think I will do another chapter of Silent Thrills 2 next. On a roll with that one. I want a pet monkey.

Disclaimer: I do not own Silent Hill or the characters Walter Sullivan, Stanley Coleman or Sein Martin. I wonder who is going to die.

Today we find our loveable-homicidal-host in South Vale, Rose Water Park. He is currently watching the calm lake of water. In fact for some odd reason he is dressed like Maria. It would be best not to ask questions and hope for the best. After all Walter does seem to have an unnatural obession with carnage and death. That of course is why he is the host of the 21 Sacraments Game Show. That and he got a pet monkey called Boris when he signed the contract.

The reason he is at Rose Water Park is because the studio in Downtown Silent Hill is closed for maintainence. That and Bobby Randolph was quite the bleeder. He in fact is still bleeding. That though is another story for another day and has nothing to do with Walter pumping more blood into the dead boys veins. Walter also has a fetish for blood.

Between all the watching Bobby ooze blood and playing with Boris; Walter has had yet another shady meeting with Dr. Michael Kaufmann. Like last time what was said and done is unknown. Also what was said and done does not need to be known. It is not like it is anything unusual. Just your everyday shady meeting. It most certainly has nothing to do with our favourite doctor slash drug dealer being one of the contestants on the next edition.

Today the Split Head Dog have a special job. That is correct; they get to guard the entrances into Rose Water Park. This of course would explain why there is no audience. The Split Heads are doing such a good job that even the creatures who have paid to watch the show can not get in. Of course Heather Mason is here to save the day. With her trusty handgun Heather destroys most of the Split Heads. The remaining decide to have a munch on their dead friends. After all it is what they would want.

The audience slowly enters Rose Water Park. At this point Walter decides it would be best to start the show. After all he had left everything in the studio. Including his box. He did manage to remember to bring the spoon. It must have some sort of sentimental value. After all he did kill himself with that spoon. Must be extremely important.

"Welcome to another thrilling edition of 21 Sacraments Game Show." Walter says. He is still wearing Maria's clothes. The creatures of Silent Hill do not seem to be bothered by this. The few humans are trying not to laugh at him. With exception of Maria of course. She is now wearing Walter's clothes. It would seem Walter prefers everyone elses wardrobe over his own. Than again who can blame him. It is full of blood-stained trench coat after blood-stained trench coat.

"Once again I'm going to have to introduce the contestants." Walter says clearly unimpressed with having to do that job once again. If Walter had not been lazy he would not have to do this. Now of course Walter is busy cursing his lazy self. "Our first contestant has come straight from Brookhaven Hospital. He enjoys playing with freaky little dolls, writing in his diary and stalking a certain girl." Hearing this Heather cringes. "I couldn't care what you do. Here is Stanley Coleman."

Stanley Coleman appears out of nowhere; clutching one of his little homemade dolls. He scans the audience and almost immediately he spots Heather. At this point a bad case of fanboyaitis strikes poor old Stanley. Stanley is showing all the classic symtoms; drool falling from the corner of his mouth, zombie like walk and declaring his love for Heather. Slowly he makes his way towards Heather while announcing that he loves her and that he knew she would save him. Heather on the other hand is currently hiding behind a Patient. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Walter is not impressed by this. Within seonds Stanley finds himself in a straight jacket. How this happened is unknown.

"My life is shit." Walter mumbles under his breath while watching Stanley try to free himself. With a sigh Walter continues on. "Our second contestant comes from the same place as our previous contestant who died. I'm not going into detail about him because he is a loser like his friends. I killed him though. Glory to Walterman. Contestant number two is Sein Martin."

Sein Martin appears from out of nowhere. He is clutching a camera and makes no eye contact with Walter. It seems Bobby's ghost paid Sein a visit the night before. He warned Sein not to look Walter in the eyes since it would drive a man crazy. In the case of Bobby Randolph though, it would drive a man to soil himself. That last piece of information would have been best left unsaid.

Walter snarls at Sein before picking up his spoon. With the spoon in hand Walter feels he has the power of the Gods. This power gives him the confidence to carry on despite both contestants clearly lacking any form of intelligence. "First round is the question round. As we all know it contains three questions. You can only get three points in this round. Not six. Only three." Walter informs his two new victims. He still can not work out how Douglas managed to get six points in the question round. Both contestants nod their heads.

"First question. For a change it is very very hard. It is so hard that you would find it relaxing messing about with that cube in Pyramid Head's labyrinth." Walter pauses for a moment to look at both contestants. Sein is busy looking at something at the other side of park. Stanley is still trying to get out of the straight jacket. "Pyramid Head enjoys playing with the mannequins. Tell me what is Mr. Heads favourite saying?"

"Heather has an aura of beauty surrounding her." This answer clearly came from Stanley who is now busy day dreaming about Heather. Sein decides it is best to say nothing. After all he does not know the answer. In fact he does not even know who Pyramid Head is. He did die before Pyramid Head's time after all.

Walters stares at the two with a blank look on his face. "No. That is incorrect." Walter starts with a sigh. "Sein got the answer correct by staying queit. I hate you so much." Walter glares at Sein. Sein does not know but Walter is planning a most horrific death for him. This of course is not unusual. Walter planning deaths is like Santa delivering presents. It is just one of those things that goes on.

"One point to Victim 03121" Walter seems to prefer calling his victims the numbers he carved into their bodies. It is much easier to remember them by using the numbers. Walter always has had a problem with remembering peoples names. Most likely due to all the brainwashing from the cult. Possibly because brain cells died every time he saw Dahlia Gillespie. Maybe it is just because he is naturally useless at remembering names. Only God knows.

"Next question." Walter begins glaring at poor little Sein again. After all the bugger did get the answer to the last question correct. He just was not meant to. At least in Walter's mind he was not meant to. "How many Pyramid Head's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

The only response Walter receives from his question is a blank look from Sein. Stanley begins shouting how much he loves Heather and how she will save. Between each yell he gnaws on the straight jacket in an attempt to get out of it. Walter seems to be amused by Stanley's attempts of escape. This does not last long. He soon returns his cold glare back to Sein. Sein is now busy watching Stanley.

"Could have at least tried to answer the question. The answer is: One. One Pyramid Head. The James supplies lightbulbs from a can." It seems this edition is beginning to stress Walter. First of all the contestant he wants to lose is winning. Secondly both contestants are complete and utter morons. Lastly Maria's skirt keeps riding up his butt. The last two is something he could have controled. He could have wore his own clothes. The first two, on the hand, he can not control. That is something that is just too annoying for him.

"I really fucking hate the question round." With a sigh he looks at his two victims. Stanley is now having some success with the gnawing on the straight jacket. He has managed to put a small hole in it. Sein is still looking at Stanley. "Last question. Who is the mother of God?" Walter asks.

"Heather. My dear, sweet Heather." Stanley shouts between a mouthful of straigh jacket. "Oh yeah and two whores called Cheryl and Alessa." It seems Stanley is aware of what is happening around him. With his outburst done; Stanley goes back to gnawing his straight jacket. Sein points at a random monster in the audience. The monster just so happens to be Leonard Wolfe.

A smile of joy appears on Walter's face. "Stanley is correct. Which means 03121 is incorrect." Walter tries to keep the excitement from his voice but fails. He does not care though. There is still a chance Sein will lose. This result have made Walter's a hell of a lot better than it was a few moments ago. He is so happy by this that the giggle he was trying to suppress busts out. Giggling like a young school girl Walter continues. "Next round: Deflate An Insane Cancer."

Five Minutes Later

We find our two unfortunate contestants standing in front of two sleeping Insane Cancers. Most likely the two that have done no work at all in the last two editions. Stanley is still in his straight jacket and is still trying to gnaw his way out it. Sein is now also in a straight jacket. He does not seem too worried about being the straight jacket. In fact he is more worried about Walter. Walter is holding his trusty spoon of doom in his hand; a rather insane grin on his face. This is surely Walter's way of telling Sein "You're next!" but it could also be that he just really loves his spoon.

"The rules are simple. The first to deflate the Insance Cancer wins the game. To make things fair: I had 03121 put in a straight jacket. Hopefully he will lose." With that Walter sits on a nearby wall and watches the two contestants look at the two blobs of fat.

Stanley gives the one in front of him a small kick. The Insane Cancer does not move. Stanley gives the monster another kick and it still stays still. A small smile appears on Stanley's face. It is uncertain if what Stanley next is due to insanity or stupidity or maybe a mixture of bit. Either way it is not a wise idea to dive backwards onto a sleeping Insane Cancer. This is what Stanley does. The second Stanley lands on the creature is wakes, stands up and begins beating Stanley with it's fists. While trying to escape his certain death, Stanley knocks the Insane Cancer into a tree. Here is where the monster deflates.

Sein does pretty much the same thing as Stanley at first. Of course he does not dive on his Insane Cancer. Instead he gives his one big kick in the side and the monster awakens from its slumber. It stands up and proceeds to chase Sein around Rose Water Park. Every so often Sein would hide behind something and kick the monster as it runs past. Eventually the monster falls into the lake and floats away.

Both contestants return to Walter. Walter does not seem impressed. "The winner today is Sein Martin." It seems Sein's Insane Cancer had deflated before it floated away. This happened seconds before Stanley managed to deflate his. "Hurry up and kill the insane guy so I can go home and get drunk." Walter says shoving Sein towards Stanley.

Stanley has finally managed to free himself from the straight jacket. It is also at this point Heather cheers in the audience at Stanley's death. It is also at this point Sein makes the ultimate mistake. "She looks like a crack whore." Hearing this, Stanley is offended. He attacks Sein and begins beating him with his diary and doll. There is no hiding of the joy in Walter's eyes.

"My mistake. The winner is Stanley. There are no rules for the 21 Sacraments Game Show." With a sinister laugh Walter turns back to the fight before him and cheers Stanley on.

Next time on 21 Sacraments Game Show: Michael Kaufmann vs. Heather Mason

Author Note: I nearly thought I'd deleted this. Thankfully I hadn't. Thank God. Anyone got any suggestions for the second round for the next chapter. Got no ideas myself.

Kenneth Vase: Hiya Ken. Cybil is in fact a dirty slag. Cybil is evil. Evil evil evil. Evil as in Gordon Brown. I really hate Cybil. Death to the Cybil

Agahnim: Pyramid Head is actually going to get an entire chapter. He will be in chapter 11. I'll throw him in one or two chapter before then. Just for fun. Then depending on the results of chapter 11 we'll see if he can pull more stunts.

SyberiaWinx: I think Walter is awesome aswell. I think he kicks ass. He really does aswell. He sure as hell kicked Eileens.

pikinanou: You mean Bruce's Price Is Right? My next door neighbour always watched that when I visited her. Shame she moved. If I write more you'll keep reading. I'd much prefer lollipops. Strewberry flavour.

TheTruesonofJenova: Yosa matey. If you look in my profile you're on my 'People Who Kick Ass' list. I also recommended The Pyramid Head Show to people. Oh yeah if anyone who is not this guy, GO READ PYRAMID HEAD SHOW! As I said before PH will be in chapter 11 and will likely make odd appearances before then.

Whispers-Of-Crimson: A genius? Why thank you. Thank you very much. I should put you in my 'People Who Kick Ass' list for that alone. I would do Eileen vs Heather but I have already randomly selected which character goes against who. Heather is in the next chapter though. Eileen is in chapter 10. I'm deciding whether or not she'll live.