Chapter 8:
A very big deal…
When Rachel and Phoebe finally got into the bathroom they saw something that they had never expected to see: Carol was passionately kissing Susan.
It took a few minutes for Rachel and Phoebe to recover from the shock. At first, they thought that they were seen things… but then they realized that the kiss between Ross's fiancé and her best friend was a real kiss.
Phoebe immediately forgot her morning sickness coming at night and she looked at Carol and Susan astonished. Rachel was speechless, in her mind she was screaming how angry she was with Carol for cheating on Ross, but her mouth refused to say a word.
Suddenly, Carol and Susan noticed Rachel and Phoebe were watching them, so they broke their kiss in a sudden. Carol had a very apologetic look and she was about to say something… but Phoebe interrupted her.
Phoebe- What the hell do you think you are doing?
Rachel- How could you do this to Ross, Carol? You are a bitch…
Carol- hey! I don't want to hurt Ross… this is not what it looks like…
Phoebe- (amazed) You can't fix this whit that stupid cliché!...
Rachel- If you don't want to hurt Ross… why are you going to marry him? You are a lesbian! That will definitely hurt Ross..
Carol- You don't understand! I'm not a lesbian...
Susan- neither am I... I have a boyfriend too
Phoebe- (in disbelieve) Came on! Then why were you two kissing?
Carol- we kissed just because this is my bachelorette party… this is my last night as a free woman... so.. I freaked out and we let our self get carried away a little ..
Susan- The kiss didn't mean anything… everybody does crazy things in bachelorettes Parties! Carol- Tonight is my last chance to experiment… do you understand?
Rachel- (doubting) so… you are not lesbians... you were just acting silly because you wanted to have fun in the bachelorette party….
Carol- exactly...
Phoebe, very shocked, hit Rachel on the arm.
Phoebe- (to Rachel) I can't believe you are buying all this crap!
Carol- But is the truth Phoebe!
Rachel- look Carol... Ross is a very nice and sweet boy… he doesn't deserve that you cheat on him...
Carol- I know… I'm sorry… I will never do this again… I love Ross very much
Phoebe- Carol… You are about to marry a great guy and you HAVE to treat him as he deserves…
Carol- I know... I promise… I'm done being stupid… I promise! Now I will go to get some sleep because tomorrow will be a big and long day…
Susan- I will go to… I can't be a maid of honor if I don't get my beauty sleep
Rachel- ok… (to Phoebe) let's go to get Monica...
Phoebe- ok (to Carol) and remember what we said… you better be good to Ross…
Carol nodded, and Rachel and Phoebe went to get me. While they were walking down the night club looking for me they couldn't help feeling very worry because of Carol and Susan's kiss.
Was it really due to what Carol said or was Carol a lesbian? Ross couldn't marry a lesbian, Rachel and Phoebe couldn't allow it. What kind of friends let their friend marry a lesbian?
But, on the other hand, What if Carol wasn't a lesbian? Maybe Carol was telling the truth… maybe that lesbian kiss didn't mean anything… Then if Rachel and Phoebe told Ross what they saw they would be just ruining the wedding without a good reason
All that Rachel and Phoebe could do, was pray for Carol to be straight, so Ross wouldn't suffer.
While Rachel and Phoebe were worrying about Carol's lesbian kiss, Chandler and I were discussing the very straight kiss we've just shared.
Chandler- (freaking out) we kissed! We! As in "You and me"… you and me were kissing..
Monica- I know! I can't believe this…
Chandler- it was so unlikely to happen… after all this time
Monica- I know!… we hadn't kiss since that party.. it was six months ago
Chandler- the party where we almost…
Monica- yes... we were going to… you know...
Chandler- yes… but you freaked out and we didn't… we just got to third base…
Monica- right…I'm sorry about that…
Chandler- You are?
Monica- like you wouldn't believe…
I kissed him very passionately. We shared a very hot kiss, until we got to a point in that we couldn't breath any more.
Chandler- wow… we hadn't done that in six months (he kissed softly my lips) I had not idea what I was missing..
Monica- I think we should go to my room…
Chandler- so we can kiss in private?
Monica- no just for that… I think we should "go all the way"…
Chandler- really? Do want to do it?
Monica- yes…
Chandler- (looking at Monica's drink) how drunk are you?
Monica- drunk enough for wanting to do this… but not so drunk that you should feel guilty for taking advantage..
Chandler- that's the perfect amount!
We left the night club and started walking towards the hotel. But then, Chandler suddenly remembered something.
Chandler- Dam it! All the protection I got is a condom my mum brought me when I was 12… I don't think that will work.
Monica- is ok… just go an get new condoms... I'll wait for you in my room…
Chandler- (smiling) ok… I'll be there in a New York minute…
Monica- what?
Chandler- I live in New York now… I picked up some New York phrases.
Monica- whatever… just get the condoms…
I kissed him and the started to walk away. I was walking away very nervously and excitedly, them I turned a round to look at him once more time… he was watching me walking away and he saw I turned a round to see him. At that moment, I said to my self: " dam it! It would have been so much cooler if I hadn't turned a round".
As I promised, I waited for him in my hotel room…. And by waiting I mean that I changed my clothes and I putted on a very sexy dress whit very sexy underwear under it… plus I putted on some make up and I brushed my hair and my teeth.
Finally, Chandler came into my room whit the condoms. We started kissing, but suddenly, and very out of the blue he started to hesitate.
Chandler- are you sure you want to do this?
Monica- yes… Chandler… look at me… Do I look like I have doubts?
Chandler- I'm sorry… is just… this is such a bid deal…
Monica- I know… is my first time…
At that moment Chandler looked down embarrassed.
Chandler- is not just your first time… this would be my first time too…
Monica- well, yes, your first time with me…
Chandler- no just with you… this will be my first time ever…
Monica- (amazed) oh…. (smiling) that's ok… you are so cute!
I kissed and he gently pulled me away and started talking very nervously.
Chandler- I want you to know that if I have doubts is because this is a very big deal for me too… I mean… this is your first time, my first time and is our first time together… plus, you are a very special girl to me… and I feel like we can't just do it….I mean.. I feel is wrong if we do it just like that… I feel like our first time deserves red roses, the best champagne and a trip to Paris or something like that…
Monica- Chandler relax! You are so over thinking it… I don't need red roses… I don't need champagne and I don't need Paris for my first time… I just need it to be with you… because I never felt the way I felt about you before… I just want you…
He was very touched for what I said… so… he kissed me and he carried me and took me to the bed… where we continued to kissing and "we went all the way"…
Around and hour later, I was no longer a virgin and we hear a very insistent knock at the door. We dressed very quickly and we went to open it. Rachel and Phoebe where there, and their entered in the room. They didn't even ask what was Chandler doing there… it was quite clear… besides they had mayor problems on their minds.
Rachel and Phoebe were worry sick about Ross, and they desperately needed to tell someone what the saw so they can figure up what to do…
Chandler and I looked shocked at Phoebe after she finished telling us about Carol and Susan.
Monica- I don't believe this!
Rachel- and she said that the kiss doesn't mean anything… that it was because she wanted to do something wild for her bachelorette party…
Monica- Maybe she is right... maybe she just freaked out because of the commitment she is about to do tomorrow…
Chandler- is possible... and fear to commitment is very "hetero"
Phoebe- yes, but using the word "hetero"... is not very hetero.
Chandler- but Carol didn't use it… I did… (freaking out) but I'm not gay… I'm not gay at all…
Rachel- Stop it! The important thing here is…. Is Carol a lesbian?
Phoebe- and what's most important... Does Susan really have a boyfriend or is she available?
We all gave dirty looks at her.
Phoebe- just kidding!
Rachel- seriously guys... What do you think we should do?
Monica- I don't think there is anything we can do... I we talk to Ross but then it turns out that Carol is straight we will ruing the wedding and hurt them both with no need.
Rachel- you are right… we better don't get involve until we are sure
Chandler- The only thing we can do is hoping for the best…
Phoebe- And if the worst happens I can curse Carol and she will loose all her hair…
Rachel- What?
Phoebe- you know… It will be our revenge if hi hurts Monica's big brother…
After that, we all went to our hotel rooms and tried to get some sleep. I don't need to say that I couldn't rest at all because I had a LOT of things going on in my head… Chandler, Chandler and me having sex, my birth mother, my brother and his fiancé… anyway… I did and effort to calm down and eventually my tired body could surrender into a restless sleep..
By the next day, we all did a mayor effort to act normally until the wedding, which took place one small chapel dedicated to Elvis.
The ceremony was going on very normally until it was time for "the moment of the truth"…
Minister- And if someone has a reason for this two people not to join in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold their peace.
Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe and I looked at each other. This was our last chance to say the truth.
Just by looking at the bride and groom, we realized that not getting involve was a huge mistake.
But when Rachel was about to say something, the person we less expected spoke:
Susan- I have a reason!...
Ross- (confused) what?
Carol- (shocked) Susan! What the hell are you doing?
Susan- he asked if someone knows a reason for you two not to get married… and I happen to know one very good reason…
Minister- and which is it ?
Susan- I'm in love whit the bride...
Minister- you mean… whit he groom
Susan- no… I'm sorry… I've just realized that I'm a lesbian and I'm in love whit Carol
Carol- (exited) oh my God! Are you serious?
Susan- yes, I love you Carol
Ross- (very confused) what's going on, carol?…
Carol- I'm so sorry Ross... but I'm in love whit her too… I'm really sorry
Everybody was in shock.
Rachel felt terrible for Ross, but she was also a little relieved because she wasn't the one who told Ross the bad news and broke his heart.
Phoebe had tears on her eyes.
Joey wasn't sure if he was feeling sorry for Ross or turn on because of the lesbian couple.
Chandler and I were devastated, because we both cared deeply for Ross and we hated to see him suffer. I immediately went to give Ross a tight embrace.
Mean while, Carol and Susan kissed and then left the place together.
To be Continued….
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