AN: (Grins) I'm speachless. Y'all rule.

Cosmo pulled the folded sheet of paper from his pocket. Art. First period. Could Timmy draw?

It occured to Cosmo that though he was Timmy's fairy godfather, he knew almost nothing about him. Like that whole 'gay' issue. It had to be some rumor, right? Timmy was so not gay.

The tardy bell echoed through the hallway. Cosmo searched for the classroom. He became filled with panic. Even if he found the class, what then? He wouldn't know where to sit. Heck, he couldn't even draw.

Cosmo held his breath and opened the first classroom he came to.

The room grew quiet. All eyes turned to Cosmo.

"Look who decided to come," an overweight boy sneered.

"Ooh, baby. Shake that butt." another boy sneered.

"Hey baby, wanna make out?"

The taunts continued. 'God, please let this be the wrong classroom,' Cosmo prayed silently.

A slightly overweight, balding man entered the room. "Turner, take your seat," He nodded to a chair in the back of the room.

Cosmo sighed and took a seat in the first empty desk at the back of the room, last seat, last row. The girl in front of him turned around. "I just wanted to say, I accept your kind." She smiled encouragingly.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You know," She looked around to make sure no one was paying attention. "Homosexuality."

Cosmo rolled his eyes. "For God's sakes, I'm not gay!"

She looked at him strangely. "You're not?"

"No!"

"But, well, you're, well . . ."

"What? What am I?"

"Well, you're alot cleaner than the other guys at this school. And, well, you seem gay, that's all."

Cosmo fought back a laugh. "So, who are you anyway?"

"Lesli Stylus," She grinned, "AKA 'Lesbo Lesli. And yeah, let me answer your unasked question. I'm not gay."

"I wasn't gonna ask."

"I'm bi sexual."

Had Cosmo been drinking something, he would have spit it all over himself. Fortunatly, he wasn't.

"Got ya!" She laughed. "I'm totally straight. Which means I'm free to hit on you."

"Woop dee doo," Cosmo said sarcastically.

"Your attention please!" The teacher weased.

Cosmo jumped. He had forgotten he was still in class.

"Today we're going to be sketching ourselves."

"Try not to hit on yourself, Turner." A jock called out. The class burst out laughing.

"Don't break the mirror, Kevin!" Lesli shot back. To this, there was no laughter, except for from Cosmo.

"Hey, you two should join 'Homos Annonymous'" Kevin shouted.

"Kevin! That's an afternoon detention for you for talking out of turn. And detention for you too, Turner, for being tardy."

Cosmo walked into the classroom for detention. He remembered when he had gone to school. Back then, he had practically ruled detention.

Of course, back then he hadn't been a wanted man.

Kevin gave Cosmo the death glare. His look said it clearly. 'This is my property. No homos allowed.'

Cosmo suddenly felt myschievious. "Hey Kevin, you aren't homaphobic right?"

"Shut your face, gaywad."

"Oh, you are so cute when you're mad."

"Get away from me!"

Cosmo advanced on him slowly. "I've wanted to tell you for a long time how sexy you are, but I could never find the right words. But now, in this empty classroom, I know how to show you the depth of my love."

Genuine fear shown on Kevin's face, "What do you think you're doing? Get back!"

"Admit it Kevin. You want me even more than I want you."

"You're sicker than I thought!"

"You're saying that, but I know how you really feel."

"I'm gonna punch you,"

Cosmo got right up in his face. The fist connected with his face and he was thrown against a desk and knocked cold.

Kevin grinned wickedly and pulled out the tape recorder. "Now I finally have proof," He laughed to himself.

AN: Ok, before I end this I want to say I'M NOT A HOMAPHOBE! Noone's said it, but I'm afraid someone might and if they do, its so not true. I'm all for gay marriage and all that. My best friend is gay. Alright, enough with the preaching. The next chapter will have more of a point then this one. I just wanted to add a little humor before the completly dramatic stuff happens.

Oh, by the way, Timmy isn't gay. It's just a rumor at school.

And Cosmo was just pretending to be gay. He was just acting stupid (He's pretty good at that. And I say that in a good way 'cause he's my fav. character.)