"For our first game today, we've split the teens into three teams and gave them special challenges. First up we have Jessica and Seth. So if the two of you would follow me please."
"Oh boy! This is so much fun!"
"Walking?" Joe looks at Seth. "Doesn't take much to keep her entertained does it?"
"Nope. That's why we're so good together in bed."
"Yeah, you got pretty lucky in that category huh?" Jess looks up at Seth with a slanted brow. "Why is it that you call out my brother's name when you're with me anyway?"
Seth begins to perspire. He looks at Joe with pleading eyes.
"Uhm... Speaking of your brother." Joe opens a door and leads them inside. "I believe this is him."
"Hey Jess."
"Hey! How did you get here? Do you need cab fare for the ride home?"
"Ummm. Yeah!"
Jessica starts to fumble around in her purse. "How much does it cost from here to Llanfare?"
"I'd say, about a hundred bucks."
"Well, all I've got is this thousand dollar bill here. Do you think that would work?"
Rex grabs it from her excitedly. "I'll somehow make it stretch." He turns away from the group and kisses the bill in his hand. "Oh thank you THANK you for letting me be related to such an idiot!"
Joe just shakes his head. "Well, technically, you just lost the game. And I haven't even told you what it IS yet! Damn you're stupid!"
Rex laughs and shakes his head. "Yeah, she really is."
"Okay, Seth. Do you think YOU can stand in this room for a minute without giving Rex money?"
Seth puts his finger to his chin, then stalks over to Rex and punches him in the jaw. "I don't see how that would be a problem." He turns around and sees Rex on the floor crying. Seth runs over to him and puts a hand on his shoulder. "Oh hey baby, I'm sorry. It's for the game, you know that."
Rex pulls away and goes to a dark corner of the room. "Yeah, and that's what you said about the time we played 'hide the sausage' and you KNOW how that turned out!"
Seth turns back to Jess and Joe looking very nervous. "It was a thing with frankfurter you see."
Rex wiped the tear from under his face, regaining his composure. "It looked more like a cocktail weenie to me."
"Yeah, that sounds about right." Jess added.
Joe threw his hands in front of them. "OKAY! Look, I don't know it's been a minute or not, I'm just ready to get the hell out of here. Seth, you pass. Jess, you've proven your hair color."
Jess twisted a strand of her yellow hair. "So does that mean I win? Yay!"
"No, it means you're an idiot."
"Oh. Okay Joe. Well, better luck next time."
Joe rolled his eyes. "God willing there won't be one! Well, come back and join the others Seth. Jessica, just get out of here you stupid blonde bitch."
Jessica wore a gigantic smile. "Okay! See you at home sweetie."
"Not if I win the million. I'll be dumping you for a mail order husb...rrrride. Bride, bride, I was gonna say bride!"
"Yeah nobody cares. Come on."
Joe and Seth left, leaving Jessica and Rex in the dark.
"I'm sorry I didn't win the money little brother."
"No, that's okay. I've got enough money to disown you and have some left over to last me a while, I'll be fine."
"Oh, okay. Well, I guess we'd better get home." Jessica walked toward the door. But, instead of opening it, she just tried to go through it. She hit her head and fell to the floor, passed out.
Rex grabbed the handle and turned. Before leaving he looked down at his sister and shook his head. "Dumb blonde bitch."
