Joe
stared in fear at Al. "Shower? Okay, there's a point
that
defines
too much information. How did you miss it? It's bright
yellow
and three inches wide!" He shook his head and directed
his
attention
toward the last male victim. "Okay Cristian, you're
up."
Cristian
moved slowly to the head of the table. He took a deep
breath
and lined up his shot. After all of his shots he was left
with
only one ball on the table. He walked over where Joe was with a
big
smile on his face.
Joe
patted him on the back. "Hey man, you got as lucky as you
could
with
this game." He got out one tablespoon's worth of the stuff
and
put
it in a shot glass. "Here you go. Just think of it as
tequila
without
the worm, Ese."
"Worm essay? What does this have to do with a term paper?"
Joe
just rolled his eyes and cleared his throat. "Well you
never
know
what kind of challenges you'll face here on Fear Factor.
Although
we decided to go easy on you guys. We knew you'd screw up
anything
scholastic and we need to have a show to put on the air and
make
money. Anyway, just drink."
Cristian
stared at the glass. He took a deep breath and began to
raise
it toward his mouth.
"OH
NO YOU DON'T!" was heard after a loud bang from the back
of
the
room. Everyone looked up to see what the commotion was.
Cristian's
face moved into a big goofy smile. "MOMMIE!" He ran
over
to her and gave her a big hug. "Guess what Mommie! Yesterday
I
resisted
my urges, and today I'm going to guzzle sperm! Aren't you
so
proud of me?"
Carlotta
smiled at him, "I am." She then knocked the glass onto
the
floor.
"But I wouldn't have been if you'd done something so
stupid!"
Cristian
stared at the floor in sadness. "But MOMMIE! I have to
win
this contest so Jen will love me forever!"
"No
Cristian! I'm not going to let you do something like this! No
son
of mine's going to be a fagito!"
"I'm not! I just wanna win!"
The argument got heated as the Carlotta started in with Spanish.
"AY, hombre loco! El gato y carra con la cama del burrito!"
"Madre! Apaga la hermana y mira la chalupa!"
Carlotta
put her hand to her chest. "Well I NEVER!" She
grabbed
him
by his shirt collar. "Now you're coming home with me for a
good
spanking
young man!" She tugged his collar and began dragging him
toward
the door.
"But Moooooomie! I wanna win!"
"Well you're not going to. And no Pokemon for a month!"
Crisitan's face fell. "N...no Pokemon?"
"That's
right! Keep it up and I won't let you sleep with your
blanket
either."
Cristian's
bottom lip began to tremble as his eyes welled up. Then
he
let go with a "Waaaaaaaa!" that shook the rafters of the
bar. He
cried
and blubbered all the way out the door, all the way out of site
and
hearing range.