Joe shrugged. "Oh well. Speaking of stereotypes, here comes our dumb blond."
"That is like my favorite song EVER!"
"Probably because it's about you huh?"
"You are correct Joe. Anything that's about me I love."
Joe acted like a light went on in his head. "Ah! So that's why I saw you fucking that mirror the other day!"
"Yeah. That was hard...and really really shinny. Almost blinded me."
"Too bad, that would have made this really interesting. Since, you know, it really won't be..."
"Oh don't worry Joe, I'll make it interesting for ya."
"Oh, after seeing you at the pool table I don't doubt that."
Jen gave her big smile, almost showing off her empty head. She walked toward the ramp, running into it one last time. She got up and shook her head, then looked around. "Oh THERE it is! I wondered what that was. I kept thinking there was an invisible wall or something."
Joe put on a look of mock sympathy. "No, the only blockage is in your head. Probably a brain tumor or something. You know, you shouldn't have that checked out."
"Okay." Jen put her hand on the ramp and followed it to the ladder. "Hm. Wonder where this goes. Heaven?"
"Well if it is you're gonna hit your head up there too. I think they require at least a .02 IQ up there."
Jen waved her hand at Joe. "No they don't silly."
Joe motioned up the ladder. "Oh, by all means then, go. Die and never come back. Good plan. You go for that."
Jen cocked her head to its side and put her loser smirk on again, then climbed up to the platform. She got an inquisitive look on her face. She wondered where the platform went to, so she began walking.
She reached the end and didn't stop, landing her on her ass. She slid all the way down, then flittered through the air. She plooped down on the mat, half an inch passed the bulls eye.
Al was completely in awe. He just stared longingly out at where she had landed. "She is so beautiful."
Joe walked up to the two teens. "To each their own opinion. Oh, and she landed about this much passed your mark Natalie." Joe held his thumb an index finger slightly apart.
"She is so DEAD!"
Joe shrugged. "Fine by me. We can send her up the ladder toward heaven again. And then we can tell her to jump the rest of the way. It'll be fun. And hey, then I'll be in agreeance with the her being beautiful thing. Of course it'll be because she's a splat, but that works for me."