Al beamed at Jen as she stumbled up the pathway. He ran to her and gave her a bear hug. "Oh Jen, that midair interpretive dance was so beautiful, I felt tears welling up in my eyes."

"You know, realizing you're the last contestant and this is all over, I'm starting to get that feeling too." Joe interjected. "So why don't you get up there and..." Joe's eyebrow cocked slightly upward. "Uhm..okay. Stop dry humping Jen and..."

Al got a look of confusion. "Dry?"

Joe's bottom lip twisted in disgust. "Now there's a TMFI if I've ever heard one."

"Too Much Fun Idiot?" Jen questioned.

Joe thought for a second. "Yes, it certainly looks like you are. You being the idiot here and all. It actually means Too Much FUCKING Information. Which I'm getting from my ears AND my eyes... AL, KNOCK IT OFF!"

"He might if he keeps going like that. It's small and gotta be pretty cold in this weather. Kinda like his pants are growing a tiny little icecicle."

Jen perked up. "Oooo! I like to break those things off and lick them all over."

Al stopped molesting Jen to think. "Well...I like the second part of that scenario."

Joe looked over to his right. "Dung beetle, what are you doing here? You lost remember? You're supposed to take the walk of shame."

Natalie just smirked and crossed her arms as she leaned back. "And miss this? BhullSHIT!"

Joe shrugged and shook his head. "Fine, whatever, let's just get this over with alright." He went over and pulled Al off of Jen, then slammed him into the ladder. "Climb that. Then go down the ramp, kill yourself, whatever you want to do as long as it ends this game."

Al shrugged, then climbed. He looked out over his target. He began chanting "Remember the deal, remember the deal..." over and over again to himself. He pulled down his goggles, then flung himself onto the ramp. He flew over the bulls eye and to the other side of the mat. He had to grab onto the mat to keep from flying off over the mountainside.

Natalie fell to the ground, laughing her ass off.

Jen walked up to her with her hands on her hips. "And just what the
hell is so funny to you?"

"Your deal."

Jen's face twitched, barely recalling something from a few days ago. "And that would be...?"

"If Al won you'd be his forever." Natalie managed to get out in gasps before falling into giggles again.

Jen began to panic. "But...but... RECOUNT!"

Joe rolled his eyes. "Jen, this isn't an election."

She let out a nervous giggle. "Oh...so no bitching about hanging chads either? I mean I know he's not playing this game or anything, busy with the Break Bar and all but..."

"No, no you can't call that either. Although you ARE as dumb as Florida, I'll say that for record."

Al came running up with a big goofy grin of happiness on his face. "JEN! Lover forever! Come to your new husband." He grabbed her in another gigantic hug and began to grind on her again.

Jen tried frantically to push him away. "Hey, no fair! You're really fat. You had the momentum built up and it took you farther!" Jen took a minute, then began to smile. "Although hey, I'm kinda getting used to this."

Joe hung his head, then threw his hands out in front of himself. "Nope, that's it, I'm out." He turned and ran as fast as he could toward the nearest cliff. As he got to it's edge, he planted his feet and sprung himself away and out of site.

Natalie's face sunk in sympathy. "Well that's sad." Then she looked back at Jen trying to ward Al off. "But THAT's funny as hell!"

THE END