Attack of the Care Bears

Wind: Wow, being thrown off gave me lots of time to write.

Le: (sarcastically) No, really?

Wind: (totally oblivious) Yep. Ok the battle will be coming up soon…but not yet.

Le: Baka.

Key: Uh, Wind?

Wind: Yeah?

Key: . . uh the people from the asylum are back for you.

Wind: Burn them.

Key: O.O

Wind: Fine. I will, but you do the disclaimer. (walks outside with flamethrower)

Key: Wind does not own anything from the Lord of the Rings or Care Bears. She owns the Evil Care Bear and the deranged purple cat though.

Wind: (outside) BURN, BURN! BURN MY PRESCIOUS FLAMES! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Key: Uh, and her precious flames. (mutters) I thought I was the fire element but she loves it more…(normal) ah well. R&R.

A few hours later, Aragorn actually woke up! Of course he had no idea who he was but that really was not that big of a difference.

Aragorn sat on the ground staring stupidly at his sword, "Oh, pretty." He said in an air headed tone, like that night at the party when he got totally…wrong story sorry.

Frodo stood in front of Strider with one hand on his hip and the other wagging a finger in Aragorn's face like a mother would while saying in his almost girly voice, "Don't play with sharp objects."

"That sounded wrong," Merry said, his perverted little grape sized brain kicking into gear thinking of bad things.

Boromir walked in at that moment, still covered in green goo, "I feel strangely disturbed." Which set the Hobbit off into more perverted laughter for no reason.

Boromir looked down at the Hobbit in disgust since he secretly was a virgin and a eunuch. Opps, wasn't suppose to tell you that. "Is that all you think of little one?"

Merry puffed out his chest like a balloon, "Yes, yes it is."

Legolas leaned over and poked Merry with an arrow, sending him flying, "He was full of hot air."

Gandalf smirked as he took money from the blond, "Don't bet against the all knowing bi-atch."

Merry kept flying through the air, "LOOK MA, NO HANDS!" then he fell hard into a cart piled with manure, which a curtain wizard had happened to park under the Hobbit.

Frodo still was acting like a mother when he said, "You should not think such dirty thoughts."

"Stop talking like that," Gandalf said through clenched teeth as little images of the annoying whiner being blown up danced through his head.

Frodo did not stop though, "Clenching your teeth is bad for you."

"GAHHHHH!" Gandalf screamed as he blew Frodo's head off with his magic, "Oppsies."

Everyone looks at Gandalf in horror, kind of. Ok, fine no one cared and they started dancing around until a sound called their attention to Frodo's body. Elmo, you know, from Sesame Street, the red thing with the annoyingly happy laugh that has that dancing toy out, climbed out of a trap door in his chest.

"It's not nice to blow up others mechanical bodies," Elmo said in a sing song tone while taking out a butter knife, "You have to learn to be nice."

Gimli jumped back a step and fell over a randomly placed leg on ham, "FUZZY ASSASIN!"

Legolas seemed to be the only sane one at the moment as he looked unimpressed by the little red puppet, "This is pathetic."

Elmo takes this opportunity to attack, "YAAAA!" he yelled in a funny little squeek that sounded more like, "Eee"

"Eeeeeeeeek!" Boromir screamed like a little kindergarten girl and runs around in circles while being chased with the butter knife.

Aragorn is knocked over by the weenie boy, "Wha-" he hits his head off of a conviently placed balcony. "……….." in childish voice he says "Where am I? Where did my pony go? MOMMMMYYYYYYYY!"

Sam comes running into the room waving two play money dollar bills excitedly, "I JUST ONE TWO DOLLARS IN A BIGGEST FEET CONTEST! I EVEN GOT INTO THE WORLD RECORDS!" While he waved his arms around like a monkey he stepped on Elmo. "Ew, I stepped in something. MY PRECIOUS FEET ARE FOREVER TAINTED!" he runs out crying.

Aragorn was again knocked over and hit his head by the fats hobbit. Stupids fat hobbids, always taking my precious. (Gollum is swiftly thrown off the keyboard) Aragorn starts talking in a female voice, "Oh dear, what happened to the salon? Poo, I was just getting my nails done."

Legolas' eye starts twitching, "This is messed up." He hits Aragorn with folding chair, wrestler style.

Aragorn's eyes become big swirls as he talks in Brittany Spears voice, "Like, the room is, like spinning."

"EVIL SINGER!" Merry screams in terror and hits the confused Ranger with big rock.

Aragorn starts talking in Frodo's voice, "I will take it…but I do not know the way."

Everyone's eyes grow wide as the stare at the Man. It seems that Legolas' twitching eye is contagious as everyone contracts one, some two. Everyone grabs a blunt object and beats Aragorn.

"Night, night." Aragorn says as he fell over with 'X's for eyes once again. That can't be good for his brain…ah who cares, sexy men don't need brains.

Wind: Look it's a little longer!

Le: Whoop-d fricken do

Wind: And guess what.

Key: what?

Wind: It's getting longer cause I'm still talking.

Aragorn Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (pant) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (throw rotten veggies and fish)

Wind: Oh, (dodges) I am sorry for…(dodges again) for bashing Strider. Don't be mad…(dodges so frodo gets a tomato in the face) it was just for fun! Please tell me what you think and don't throw too many tomatos. (is hit in face with fish)