Wind: Me so sleepy but must write for… (starts nodding off then jerks awake) MARSHMELLOW CUCUMBERS!
Le: Just go to bed.
Wind: NO! I HAVE TO UDATE EVERYTHING BEFORE MY FAMILY GOES TO ATLANTIC CITY TO GAMBLE AND END UP LOSING ME IN A GAME OF GO FISH TO THE MOB!
Le: Right.
Wind: I no own Lord of the Rings or Care bears, if I did I'd… zzzzz.
Gandalf starts pacing around the room, wearing a big ring into the floor, "Ok, the bear has a large army and has taken Frodo as a hostage."
Frodo, who is standing behind Gandalf, "I'm right here."
Gandalf stuck a valiant pose has he acted all cool and all knowing like, "To be victorious we must-" he promptly trips over his beard, "NOT AGAIN!" he falls into bottomless pit.
"That sure does happen a lot." Sam commented while dropping pennies down the pit.
Legolas looked annoyed at being, once again the only sane person in the team, "He'll be back in 3, 2, 1"
Gandalf rose from floor dressed in rose pink robe with matching hair/beard," I am Gandalf the Rose. I can only stay for-"
Boromir hits G with fish that appeared out of no where…ok so a curtain little freak with a stupid cough dropped it on his head. "WE KNOW THAT YOU CAN STAY FOREVER IF YOU WANT TO SO SHUT UP!"
Everyone blinked stupidly in the face of logic. Alas it was not to last long for-
"I like tuna," Gimli said happily, hugging the fish.
"I like spinage." Frodo tried to get some attention.
Legolas looked around with a cute, confused look, "Did anyone hear that?"
The others shake their heads.
A little tear fell from quite wimpily from Frodo's eye as he whimpered, "Why is everyone picking on me?"
Everyone glances around blankly.
"So, are we going to look for that little thing.. um, Rebo wasn't it?" Aragorn asked scratching his greasy head.
"Frodo."
Gimli shook his head, "No I think it was Freako."
" No Frodo."
Sam, "Groso?"
"Frodo!"
Merry, "Kurebo?"
"FRODO!"
Boromer, "Deaken?"
Frodo screamed, "FRODO, FRODO, FRODO! THAT'S IT, I'M JOINING THE BEAR!" storms out in a random direction.
Legolas looks around again, "Did anyone else hear that?"
Everyone shrugs, "No."
"Hm must be hearing things."
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Right I think that enough.
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Just joking. Hears some more!
In a shadowed room… where else would it be?
Frodo kneels before a tiny thrown made of bones and dismembered Barbie dolls, "I pledge to serve you my fuzzy lord."
The Care Bear raises a post card that said, 'You must show your loyalty.'
Frodo pulls out a dark and sinister in which was, "Here is the sacred can of Cheeze Wiz and a Sports Illustrated Hockey addition my fuzzy liege."
The Care Bear, who from now on shall be called Lord CB puts his tiny, fingerless hands together like Mr. Burns from the Simsons, 'Excelent. We will move soon.'
Sorry it has been so long and that this is short. I have not been feeling well, fact is I felt like I did not have enough energy to continue breathing let alone write. Review to make me feel better.