Ponyboysgirl1: Me too! Since its taking me a while to think it up. Obviously, it will have something to do with Charlie. I Just want to wait until I think up something really good, witch is why I made Shannon's first.

Hekate-Trivia: Lol. I was laughing a lot while writhing the last chapter, so I'm glad I'm not the only one who found it funny.

Lost Lorenzo: Hey! I was so worried you weren't going to find this one! So its a really good thing you reviewed when you did because I didn't have any other way to contact you. Well, I'm sure I would have found a way, but that's besides the point. I'm really glad you liked it though. Me and some of my friends who read my fics were talking, and they said I needed to do a comedy, and this idea just came about. I'm a little upset that I haven't been able to involve Charlie and Claire as much, because as you know they're usually all that I write about. But I'm defiantly going to force them in no matter what. And don't feel bad about having a serious mind set, your probably better off. My friends always get mad at me because I never take anything seriously. But, I always make them laugh. So I guess it has its ups and downs. But yeah, good luck with your hot older guy! Even if it is school related. Well, I've got a chapter to right and this thing is getting super long so I'll close it up. But yeah, happy you like it so far!

Stark Wars
The Wrong Idea

"Are you ready?" Kate questioned in amusement as she leaded over Shannon's shoulder. Shannon's eyes were wide with fear as she held the blanket up to her collar bone with both hands, squeezing it tight. "No" She replied, her voice quivering slightly. Kate didn't seem to care. "Well, to bad" She explained, and Gave Shannon a nudge forwards, sending her a few more inches. Shannon tried to push back, keeping her eyes squeezed shut.

"Come on, Shan. Stop being such a baby" Kate teased, and grabbed the end of the Shannon's blanket. Shannon tried to hold onto it as tight as she could, dreading what might happen when it slipped away. But The other girls tugged at it as well, and eventually she let go. Letting it all fall away, leaving her completely bare.

Shannon was never a modest person. And being naked in front of a group of girls didn't really bother her one bit. She could sun bathe topless in front of the whole island and never have a second thought about it. The part that bothered her, that made her knees week and her whole body shake with nerves, was that she would be naked in front of Sayid.

He'd never seen her naked before, unless you count the time when was in fact tanning topless. But still, he never saw anything worth covering up. She knew she had nothing to be afraid of. It was all a stupid dare. He'd understand. Later on they would laugh about it, and the even might even lead to something more entertaining. But still, she couldn't get the little self conscious nagging out of her head.

What would he think? What if he was disappointed? What if he laughed right then and there? No matter how he reacted, it probably wouldn't go well. Seeing someone naked never lead to anything good outside of sex. Shannon new this for a fact. When you see someone naked, it changes your perspective of them for ever. Shannon didn't want Sayid's view of her to change, even if it was for the better.

But there was no turning back now. She was butt naked in the middle of the jungle. The girls had her cloths and her blanket, leaving her completely bare. "All right, now you just wait here" Kate instructed, trying not to laugh. "We'll send Sayid out to look for you in a little while, and then it will all be over" She added, folding Shannon's blanket up in her arms.

"Fine" Shannon replied with a shrug, standing confidently with her arms crossed, as if the whole thing didn't bother her one bit. "Alright" Kate nodded, not buying the act one bit. She turned and headed to the jungle with the rest of the girls and pretty soon Shannon was all alone. It wasn't long before she started to panic.

The situation wasn't good at all. She wanted to run, but knew she wouldn't get far without any cloths. And when Sayid did find her, what would she do? There was no way to cover up. Nothing to hide behind. They'd left her in the open, away from most of the trees. The rocks were all to close to the ground, and the water was way to dangerous. She was trapped, naked and alone. This was a very, very bad idea.

Later...

Sayid walked around the caves, glancing back and forth as he looked around. "Hey" Kate smiled pleasantly, walking up beside him. "Looking for something?" She inquired curiously, acting as if she knew nothing at all.

"Yes, have you seen Shannon?" He questioned, cutting sight to the point. Kate tried to hide a smile. "Yeah, I saw her a little while ago. She was on the beach, heading toward the rocks" Kate explained casually, not at all suspicious. She was getting way to good at lying.

"The rocks? Why Would Shannon be going there?" Sayid questioned, in confusion. "Don't know" Kate replied with a shrug. "I told her it might be dangerous, but she said she'd be all right, so I just let her go" she added, honestly. Sayid didn't seem very relieved. "Did she say any thing else?" He questioned, the worry rising within him.

"Nope" Kate answered apologetically, shrugging once again. "All right, I'm going to go look for her. If you hear anything, would you let me know?" He questioned, hopefully. "Of course" Kate nodded, giving him a reassuring smile. "Thank you" He replied appreciatively, and rushed off into the jungle.

"Did it work?" Claire questioned, coming up to Kate after Sayid had disappeared. A sly smile spread its way across Kate's face.

"like a charm"

Later...

Sawyer laid back at his tent, casually reading another one of the books from his stash. He'd run out of everything interesting. Now all he was left with was a bunch of cheesy little poetry books that were practically boring him to sleep. But hell, it gave him something to do. He was about half way through Lewis Carroll's "The Jabberwocky" when he felt a shadow fall over him.

He glanced up, but instantly regretted it. "What are you reading?" Jack questioned, an amused smirk across his face. "Why do you care?" Sawyer questioned, smartly. "Just curious. Looks like your running low" Jack noted in reply, glancing over at the two separate piles at Sawyer's feet. One, the pile of books he'd already red witch was about to fall over. While the pile of books he hadn't read was about four.

"Yeah, and?" Sawyer questioned, pretending as if he didn't care. "Well, I happened to come across a little piece of reading that might be a bit more interesting than 'The magical world of poetry" Jack explained, taking a glance at the book in Sawyers hand and trying not to laugh. Sawyer wanted to ignore him. Taking what ever book Jack had would mean he owned him something. And Sawyer did not want to be in that position.

But on the other hand, he was running low on reading material. And what ever Jack had was probably a lot better than the shit he had left. And if Jack ever did ask him a favor, he could always say no. "Alright, what have you got?" Sawyer agreed after a moment, closing the book in his hand and tossing it aside. Jack reached into his pocket and pulled out what looked like a pamphlet, and dropped it in Sawyer's lap.

Sawyer's eye brow's furrowed as he leaned forward and picked up the little pamphlet in confusion. "Enzyte, the once daily tablet to natural male inhanse-" Sawyer began to read the front page but caught on half way through. He shot Jack and angry look, and Jack only smiled in reply. Sawyer rose to his feet, balled up the pamphlet and threw it at Jacks face before storming away.

"What? I'm a doctor! I was giving you my professional opinion!" Jack called after him, trying hard not to laugh. "Yeah, well you can take your professional opinion and shove it up your ass" Sawyer suggested sarcastically, turning back to face him. "What ever you say, bob" Jack replied with a smirk, this time he couldn't hold the laughter in.

Sawyer wanted to be pissed, but he couldn't think of a smart come back. And so far Jack was doing a pretty good job. Who would have thought the doc had a sense of hummer. With in moments, to Jack's surprise, Sawyer was laughing as well. Charlie happened to be walking past, and caught sight of both Jack and Sawyer standing face to face as if they were about to fight. Only instead of shooting insults at each other, they were both laughing historically. Something was wrong with this picture.

"What the hell?" Charlie questioned out loud, stopping in front of the two. They both looked over quickly, and realizing what they'd been doing, stopped instantly as if the event never accrued. "Hey, Charlie. What's up?" Jack questioned, trying to act casual as he shoved his hands in his pockets.

"Umm...nothing. I was, I was looking for Claire" Charlie explained, thinking of a logical excuse to be starring at them. Although, he had been looking for Claire before he was side tracked by the oddest sighting in history. Doctor and redneck laughing in harmony.

"Oh. Yeah, I saw her just a little while ago" Jack explained, hiding a smile. Sawyer and him both knew very well that the girls were back at the caves preparing for their next big prank. They also knew that some where on the rocks was a completely naked Shannon. "Yeah, I think she was talking Aaron for a little walk, giving him something to look at other than sand and trees" Jack continued casually.

"Oh...well, where was she?" Charlie questioned, in confusion. Jack glanced at Sawyer, then back at Charlie without cracking a smile. "She was at the rocks" Jack explained, pointing in the direction where the beach ended and the bumpy rocks began. "Alright. Thanks" Charlie replied appreciatively.

"No problem" Jack assured, with an unusual grin. Charlie thought nothing of it as he turned and head towards the rocks. "You know doc, I never saw you as the conspicuous type" Sawyer explained, leaning back in his chair. "Yeah, well. I never saw you as the Enzyte-takeing type. But, there you are with the pamphlet" Jack replied smartly, keeping a straight face all the while. "Knock yourself out" He added, tossing the pamphlet over his shoulder as he walked away. It landed on Sawyer's lap once again, and moment's later Jack felt the balled up piece of paper hit the back of his head. He kept walking as if he hadn't even noticed.

Later...

Shannon was facing the waves, looking out at the ocean, or at least, pretending to. She thought that it was best that she kept her back to the direction that Sayid would most likely be coming from. That way she wouldn't see him coming, and she wouldn't have to see the look on his face. And, he would only be seeing part of her any ways.

She heard heard foot steps from a distance, and knew then that he was coming. She felt her whole body tension up, and tried her best to keep calm. She squeezed her eyes shut, knowing any moment now he'd be able to spot her. She kept her arms over her breast, making sure that part was covered at least. It wasn't fair. Kate had her long dark hair to cover herself up. She only had a flimsy blond boob, that did nothing to cover anything except the back of her neck, witch at the moment was the least of her worries. More foot steps. He was getting closer. Her heart was pounding.

She heard the foot steps stop, after stumbling a little, and knew she'd been seen. She turned her head slowly, awaiting to see Sayids expression, but caught something very different instead. "Charlie!" She shrieked, scrambling to keep herself covered. He closed his eyes instantly. "What the hell are you doing out here!" She demanded, angrily.

"I'm sorry, I was looking for Claire!" Charlie tried to explained, turning his back to her in embarrassment. "Claire's at the caves you idiot! Why would she be out here?" Shannon exclaimed in aggravation. "I don't know! But they told me she was here" Charlie replied, an apologetic tone in his voice.

"Who told you?" Shannon questioned, her voice lowering slightly. "...Jack and Sawyer" Charlie explained, slightly confused as to why that would matter. "Those fuckers" Shannon muttered angrily, under her breath. Charlie was about to turn around, but remembered not to. "What's going on?" He questioned in confusion, hopping to find some answers.

Shannon sighed. "The girls dared me to come out here naked. Then they were supposed to send Sayid out looking for me" Shannon explained, in an aggravated tone. "Oh" Charlie nodded, keeping his back to her. Surprisingly, it made since. "You should leave. Sayid will probably be here soon, and I don't want him getting the wrong idea" Shannon added, casually, as if none of this bothered her.

"Right" Charlie nodded, pulling himself together. He'd taken about two steps forward when he heard a rustling from the trees. "What was that?" He questioned out loud, doing his best not to turn around. "Oh god" Shannon muttered, looking up in the same direction. It was coming. That thing was coming.

Instantly, the two began to run, paying no attention to anything around them. Although Shannon had a head start, Charlie moved past her in no time. It was a lot easier to run when your fully dressed. Soon, he couldn't see her at all. He was worried that she had fallen behind. He didn't want to leave her. He looked back, just for a split second, and realized Shannon wasn't as far away as he thought. But by then it was to late.
She ran into him at full speed, knocking them both to the ground. For a moment it was black. Charlie had gotten the wind knocked out of him when his back hit the rocks, or when Shannon landed on his chest. Perhaps it was a combination of both. Either way, it took him a moment to regain his breath and open his eyes, witch landed directly on a pair of feet that stood about a yard away.

Slowly, he looked up, along with Shannon, to see Sayid standing before them, eyes wide in shock. Shannon and him exchanged a glance for a moment, realizing how odd their situation must look. There she was, Sayid's girl friend, completely naked, laying on top of another man. This defiantly did not look good.

"Shit" Charlie muttered under his breath, knowing he would unavoidably get his ass kicked for this. "Well..."Shannon sighed, pulling herself up.
"So much for him not getting the wrong idea"