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Chapter 2
"3 days and barely any sign of an orc around...they're up to something," Legolas had his usual curious glint in his eye, but Gandalf just looked flat out worried, "Yes, lets just hope it's not what I've been expecting..." he did not want to think about what was probably happening, and changed the subject, "Where is Aragorn by the way, I haven't seen him since last night."
The moment after he had spoken, Aragorn had appeared at the top of the hill, swiftly moving towards them. "GANDALF! There is a large group of orc that headed into the black gate, and they had a man with them."
Gandalf looked as though he had expected this, and talked with disappointment, and almost fear in his voice, "What is it that you suggest we do? You are our king after all," Aragorn was taken back by Gandalf's comment. To tell the truth, he had never thought of making the decisions on his own, and wasn't quite used to it yet. "We can not simply walk into Mordor. There are too many orc for even my army to withstand. I say we start a battle, and bring most of the orc, and Sauron, outside of Mordor, then we can send somebody in, or at least we can delay whatever Sauron has planned for the heir."
Gimli couldn't hold his excitement for another battle in, and broke the tension of the conversation, "Well what are we waiting for? Lets go kill some orc!" Legolas replied only with a smile to his close friend.
"You don't know who you are, do you?" Sauron was walking around in circles, inspecting Jack from every angle, which made him a bit nervous. In fact he wasn't really nervous at all with the orc, because they acted just about the same as the pirates did back at home, except they wanted to eat him, and they believe it or not, were uglier than even the ugliest, most drunken pirate in the world.
"Look, I already told you! I'm CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, and you still haven't introduced yourself," Jack seemed to either not care, or not notice that Sauron had an evil tone to his voice, and the fact that he had no face.
All Sauron did was laugh evilly at the last comment he had heard, which was really annoying Jack. "I'm really am quite glad you find this all amusing, but I really am confused as to where I am, and what I'm doing here." Sauron was quite pleased with this man's fearless attitude, and felt as if his time to rule earth had finally come.
"You are here for one purpose only, to serve me. The world is taking a great turn right now, and the rein of men will fall shortly." Jack thought about what he had just heard, and realized what danger he was in, "Well that doesn't give me a very good reason to serve you, now does it?" Sauron would not tolerate any resistance, and decided to end the conversation, "The reason you will serve me is because, without me, you will not survive this war. You will go with the orc downstairs, and they will make you look....more threatening than amusing looking."
Jack, being himself, had to argue, "Ah, but the person being amused by my appearance will not suspect me to stab them in the chest now would they?" Jack immediately regretted talking back, because the second after he said that, Sauron turned around to hit him, but the something happened that neither of them expected. Jack caught Sauron's fist, and threw him off balance with power he never knew he had. Sauron stood there for a moment and then, unexpectedly said, "So the rings' powers have already been called to you."
Jack wanted to ask what all that was about, but was lead downstairs with many more questions racing through his mind. He was unfortunately not paying attention, and before he knew it, his hair was only about an 1 ½ long, and armor, similar to what Sauron wore was being put on him. He began to wonder what was going to come next.
Outside Mondor, Aragorn was getting his men ready for battle with his speech. "Men of Gondor, I'm sure many of you have seen war before, and why give up now? Will we let Sauron get what he does not deserve?!" the men replied with a huge, "NO!" Aragorn continued, yelling a bit louder, "Well lets take what little he has left!"
The army began racing towards Mondor, and towards the quickly growing army of orc that were marching out of the Black Gate. The plan was working perfectly, because as Sauron, and the orc left, Gandalf, Sam, and Frodo were sneaking into Mordor, and into the basement of the castle where the heir was surely to be.
Inside the basement, Jack could hear the battle going on, not too far away. He was just thinking "Bloody hell, how am I going to get out of this one?" when the door opened, and in came 2 short people, and an old man.