disclaimer:i do not own inuyasha, weekly world news,or the new york times...I CHANGED PARTS OF IT OKAY!
inu-hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
cody-what the h are you laughing at?
inu-this newspaper
cody-which paper is it?
inu-the newyork times!
cody-read it!
inu-okay...(looks for article)...aha!"stairway to heaven collapses!"(reads article)what goes up must come down!thats exactly what happened to Morgan B. when the stairway to heaven collapsed in her yard and killed her pet chimp named D.J...now Morgan B. has decided to build a tunnel to hell!
cody-read another!
inu-(searches for article)...got it...(reads)"angel of death photographed at car wreck"the angel of death was photographed at 8:00am wednesday morning apperantly its Hello-Kitty!
cody-(looks at inu)(inu looks back)(both scream)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
THE END OR IS IT!