like the title says.. but it's short so read it anyway.
and no these guys don't belong to me P
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"Cartman" Kyle whispered, shaking his body roughly. "Wake up"
Cartman groaned and rolled over on the bed.
"effoff"
"what"
"effoffustinkingodinjew"
Kyle pulled his sheets away in and threw them at him.
"What the fuck?" Cartman yelled, standing up to push kyle down. Kyle stood back up instantly, glaring at him.
"You fat piece of shit. You were awake the whole time"
"No
I wasn't" Cartman's eyes remained cold, but Kyle knew him too well to
know when he was bluffing. And he knew that Kyle knew. They both stood
staring at each other, waiting for the other to break the silence.
Cartman's hand twitched, and Kyle supressed a smile. He was gonna crack.
The
twitching got stronger. Kyle held his ground. Cartman was breaking.
Yes.. Kyle's heart started to pound hard. He was sweating, but refused
the urge to wipe his hands on his clothes. He wouldn't give Cartman the
satisfaction.
Cartman's hand suddenly stood still, and for a moment
Kyle thought he'd regained control, but a second later and he was
blocking a pillow to the head.
"FUCK YOU KYLE!" Cartman roared,
swinging the weapon frantically at Kyle's head. Kyle ducked, laughing.
"You wuss!" He lept past him and snatched the other pillow from the
bed, and swung it at him. It hit the fat fuck straight on his face.
"HAHAHAAHAH"
Kyle laughed, enjoying this victory. Normally he'd hold himself above
this bullshit, but this was CARTMAN. He deserved everything he got.
Standing up for another launch, Kyle looked over at his nemesis face.. and stopped.
Cartman
was bent over on the floor, his head buried into the pillow. Soft
whimpering sounds filled the room. Kyle's eyes narrowed. Oh HELL no, he
thought, tightening his grip on the pillow. No way was he going to fall
for another one of cartman's fake sob sessions! He'd been fooled one
too many times before!
"Get up, asshole!" he ordered, but Cartman
ignored him, sobbing louder into the pillow. Kyle groaned, collapsing
onto the floor beside him. He decided to try a different approach.
"Your mom's a whore"
Cartman's head snapped up.