Know your stars

All right I'm baaaaaccckkk! And in the last chapter, I meant Robin from Teen Titans. I have no responsibility on what my crazy friend will do. Colonel Zolo: Yah! I wan to meet Zolo now! o Kamui elrick: Yah. I can't believe we're goanna met them! Inutitant12: All right, all right. I'm not goanna do a disclaimer… Colonel Zolo: Just get on with it! Inutitant12:Okay, Okay. Zolo fans and my friends Colonel Zolo and Kamui elrick (glares suspiciously at Colonel Zolo,) please do not flame me. I will make fun of every character in the straw hats crew, although I don't know much about Chopper and Robin. Please review! No flames. I do not own my friends. In this chapter, I isn't like know your stars but It's funny I hope.

Zolo walks in and looks around.

"Hey. Some girl said that Mihawk was here, but I don't see anyone. Wait. What if this is a trap, I better prepare to fight." Zolo thought.

Then Zolo spotted a chair.

"It wouldn't hurt to sit down. I had a big lunch." He thought when he sat on the chair

Suddenly Momo from the Avatar flew in with a red bottle in his feet.

"What in the world is that?" Zolo Questioned

Momo dropped the bottle in Zolo's feet.

When Zolo tried to get up. His feet didn't move

"What the…? Why can't I move my feet? Hey you flying fur ball. What did you do to my feet!"

Then a booming voice said "I paid him to drop a stone spell so your feet are stuck to the ground until the end of the show. And I need to take those swords away from you. Oh Momo, thank Aang and Juniper Lee for me, will you?"

Suddenly Kohaku came and took out his swords. "You'll have these back when the show ends." He said coolly

"Hey you brat. Come back here with my swords! Don't damage the one Kuina gave me. If you do, you'll regret the day your worked for him.

"Ahem. Anyway, Back to the program. Okay. Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars!

"Roronoa Zolo, His swords are fake. They're made of plastic."

"What? My swords are real! If you give me them, then I can show you!" Zolo Yelled

"Yes they're fake! I made Kohaku check them."

Suddenly Sango and Kilala burst into the room.

"Where's Kohaku? I need to see him."

"He went that way." Zolo pointed to the direction where Kohaku disappeared.

"Thanks Zolo." Sango said as she left with Kilala

"Ahem. May I continue! Zolo. He learned how to sword fight by training with Barney the purple dinosaur."

"Hmm. You make up lies so you can hear people shout and go crazy. But you get annoyed when they don't do that. So I'm goanna be calm and annoy you instead,"

"Hmm. Your really cunning but you'll crack soon. Zolo. You take ballet lessons"

"…….." Zolo stayed quiet

"Fine then! Zolo ran around the island and said that a girl beat him! And he went crying home to his mommy."

"………"

"Grr. Zolo, he's really a reincarnation of Kikyou."

"No. Kagome is." Zolo answered calmly

"Zolo reads "girls in bikini swimsuits" magazines"

"Hm……."

"Oh! Fine. I'll release you."

"Finally."

Zolo stood up and started to walk out side when a steel door blocked his path.

"Hey you said you'd release me!"

"Well, yes. I released you because the spell wore off, but I didn't say I'd release you from the studio."

"Why that no good bastard." Zolo whispered to himself

"Since I can't break you with insults. I have to use plan B. The lucky winners will get to meet Zolo has to have these numbers, 65 and 79.

Colonel Zolo and Kamui elrick stood up.

"Alright! Yah! I get to see Zolo!" Colonel Zolo yelled

"Cool! Come on!" Kamui elrick said.

Both of them ran down the audience steps.

"What! Who are these kids?"

" They paid me to let them be here with you if you refused to yell at my lies. Have a good time!"

"Hi Zolo. Teach me your moves. Do you want to get married?" Colonel Zolo asked

"Let the wedding begin!" Kamui elrick said.

"Aaahh! Help! Who are you people and how do you know me?"

"We watch One Piece. You're our favorite character. Hey guy in the voice booth. Can you close the studio so we can get to know Zolo a bit more?

"Ooookkkaaayy? Well okay. Bring in the dancing lobsters."

A steel dome appeared out of nowhere covering all three.

Hey you guys. What do you think? It's a little different. Do you want me to let people talk to characters or do want it like chapter one. Tell me. Review! Bye!