Chapter 6: Mehe…

(Meaningless chapter… SMILES! Actually it's here to show how everyone's settled down and blurb)

As a few months passed, things began to change gradually. The at dinner the tables had finally began to mix a bit. The Slythrins even began to keep their comments to themselves, well…the ones that feared Jade enough. And not just that, Jade always had Draco back her up, not that she asked, he just normally took her side.

Either way, houses were mixing left, right and forward. Only the Slythrins kept to themselves, excluding Jade. Blaise Zambini, who had always been decent- for a Slythrin- now openly, joined others, mostly Ravenclaws, during feasts.

Even Malfoy joined the Gryffindors for lunch, but that was almost never.

One particular night, Harry and Ron were at their usual game of wizard's chess, Harry being screwed over, when they finally couldn't take Hermione and Jade's giggling any longer.

"What's so funny?" Ron nearly snapped.

At that the two females bursted out laughing.

"Oh nothing…you know…meh!" Jade replied.

"Justine was just telling me how she and Pansy don't get along that's all."

"Ah yes the beginning feast…I love food!"

"Not as much as Ron," Harry muttered.

"Hey!"

"So Jade what happened?"

"OI! Yo estoy muy mal persona!"

"Eh?" was all she received from the boys.

"It means I'm a bad person in Spanish. It's a really important phrase. The most important one is 'where's the bathroom?' Any how after I got off stage things got a little entertaining at the Slythrin table."

FLASHBACK

After her nonchallent tirade of words, Jade seated herself next to Draco for some company and the two began a conversation on quiddach.

"What's the chance of me getting on the team?" she asked before taking a bite of her steak.

"Low. We haven't had a girl on the team since the ice age. In other words never has happened," Draco replied.

"Oh, so I have to be the barrier breaker and blah. Funzies…"

"Don't be so depressed. You're good and stuff, you're a chaser right?" Draco asked chewing on his roll.

"Amazing you can eat and talk at the same time without grossing me out. Not to mention you haven't choked yet. Oh yeah um, answer, yeah that's the position I play but I'm flexible. I've played your spot before and the snitch nearly whacked you on the face."

Jade watched as Pansy rolled her eyes, Banilla having left to explore the ceiling (she was somewhere up there), she was no longer terrified.

"Hey! That was an iniquitous game; you were the one playing around and nearly got hit by that bloody bludger. I just happened to rescue you and somehow you caught the snitch and smacked it on my face at the same time," Draco reasoned.

"Yes, and I'm grateful you saved my fine ass, but I won," she said faking a scoff.

"More like your non-existent ass."

"Hey! I do too have an ass. You're the one that lacks one," she teased.

Scoffing Draco laughed, "My ass happens to be very fine."

"Dude, no guy has a butt. And the think you call an ass is not fine it's a paper butt."

"Hey what does that mean!"

"It means it's really pale."

"It is not! And how would you know? Bloody hell you better not be spying on me."

"Ew…no. And first advice, look in the mirror. You're face is pale and that body part has exposure to the sun. Your ass doesn't. Therefore because your face is whale bone your ass must be paper," she reasoned.

"Hey! Why are you hanging yourself all over my Drakie!"

"Oh no…" Draco mumbled. The rampant battle begins.

Jade gave him an odd look before looking at her attacker. As she turned she felt a slap graze her forehead. "What the"

"Stay away from my Drakie! He's mine!" Pansy exclaimed as she clenched the exasperated boy. He just rolled his eyes giving up. There was no arguing with Pansy. She was one of those spoiled brats that it you hit her with a glove and she thinks it's a rat she will continue calling it a rat.

"Yes the personal possession was stated in your first sentence. You didn't need the statement that followed, it's the same as repeating yourself, in fact you used the same letters as in your first sentence. God, what are you a dumb ass?" Jade sneered.

"How dare you! Do you KNOW who I AM?" Pansy streaked.

"Ugh…it's like a broken record."

"How dare you?"

"Uh scoff I dare to dare. And from what I've gathered yeah I know who you are, at least I know what you are. You're nothing but a common street ho with no life but one that involved clinging on to men that are obviously disgusted by your touch, much less your voice. So why don't you go find yourself someone who'll pay you for your services and leave the boy alone," she said. "And you," she snapped at Draco, "Why the HELL are you going through all this torture of having a bitch lean on you 24/7? Would you tell her off instead of having me stand up for you?"

"I've tried," he replied melodramatically as he pretended to faint.

"Well you've heard him. Get off!"

"No! He's lying because you're pressuring him. Aren't you Drakie," she cuddled, "As for you. I'm a Parkinson so if you mess with me I'll-"

"-Attempt to destroy my life no doubt. Are you deaf girl? Didn't you listen to my lovely soliloquy?"

"Who would listen to someone like you besides a bunch of besieged losers and people that are bored?"

"OMG do you even know the meaning of besiege? Oh and by the way only pathetic, stuck up morons don't listen to a hollarer with the microphone. Oh and before you argue, I'm Jade, Jade Dao."

Pansy could do nothing but stand there awe struck. Finally her already distorted face scrunched up to make it seem like some malformed sort of monstrositious pug. "Oh the tomboy everyone should be scared of," she sneered getting up, "Well you don't intimidate me. Jade followed suit.

"Oh, oh…" Draco laughed in an undertone.

Jade's face went completely dark, scaring the shit out of her opponent. Then she pretended to lug at her but stopped mid way. Pansy out of pure fright ran the other direction tripping over some one's foot. Luck for her she didn't fall. Jade just stood there looking superior with a bit of an evil aura around her, a smirk playing against her lips. She turned grabbing her plate and walked over to the Gryffindor table.

End FLASHBACK

"And that is my Pansy is such a ho speech! I love stories! And I also like picking on her, but that's besides the point."

"Er…are you crazy?" Ron asked incredulously.

"RON!" Hermione exclaimed, "Jade I'm so sorry. You should know Ronald by now. He's very loquacious."

"Oh I know. But he's right. I'm crazy! Crazie crazie craie crazie crazie and kinda weird," she said smiling before hopping away, "I gotta go now. It's like Jane Eyre and Mr. Rochester. Sorry homies but I can't stand Draco's crazy wife, so I gotta bounce!" With that last statement she hopped out the door.

After a few moments of silence, "What was that?" Ron asked disbelievingly.

"I have no idea," Hermione said.

"I think she saying in some weird way that she was going to go pick on Pansy," Harry said.

"How did you come up with that?" (Hermione)

"No Idea."