The Secrets of YuGiOh
by Marik's Dark Queen
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh!
Warnings: See A/N at the end of the story! It's important!
Summary: Learn the YuGiOh cast's most hidden secrets!
One day the people of the Yugioh cast had a group therapy to analyze their problems. They sat around in a circle facing each other cross-legged. It was the time to tell the truth, to confess all of their most hidden secrets. This was the only way to become normal people again.
Well let's start…"I still use diapers! (especially in duels)" said Yugi.
"One day Yami will be mine! Muahahahaha! That doesn't mean that I can't fantasize about the Dark Magician Girl though!" said Tea.
"Well sometimes I steal other people's lunch at school to save money for my company" confessed Seto.
"I am not a natural blonde! I dye my hair because it makes me feel hotter. My real hair color is red and I also have freckles!" said Marik.
"I wear Serenity's underwear because they make me feel sexy!" Joey said embarrassed looking down. Serenity glared at him.
"I secretly read porn and participate in porn movies with Mai and Mokuba and lots of bananas!" said Yugi's grandpa. Yugi fainted.
"I had a face-lift at 12! I paid for it with the money that Joey got from the Duelist Kingdom. The eye-operation was just a big setup!" said Serenity.
"I have breast implants! (It was a requirement for the porn movies)" Joey tried to see if this was True but Mai smacked him on the head with her purse.
"When Seto is at work I become a prostitute! (And I make good money from it!)" said little Mokie.
"I steal the old lady's next-door panties! I have a whole collection of them!" said Tristan proudly.
"I sell bananas and melons on the street every Sunday!" Noah confessed.
"I bath only when I have to duel! (in the time between duel tournaments I get ants and other insects all over my body! It feels so good!)" said Rex Raptor. Tea and Mai that were sitting next to him moved away.
"I tell everyone that my spear is the 8th millennium item!" whispered Mako.
"I eat butterflies and flies with tomato sauce! (But I prefer the flies!)" said Weevil in a creepy voice.
"I am a drug dealer! And I have a secret affair with Pegasus!" said Sadi blowing a kiss to Pegasus.
"I am secretly married to Tea!" confessed Ishizu.
"I am gay! I sneak in the shower to watch Marik shower every day!" said Odeon and Marik sent him to the Shadow Realm.
"When I'm not trying to take over the world I work in a McDonalds!" said Yami Marik blushing.
"I knit my own sweaters!" said Ryou. Bakura looked very embarrassed.
"I am an illegal immigrant!" said Espa Roba. Seto called the police immediately.
"I baby-sit to make money!" said Bakura. Yami pointed at him and laughed.
"Well I'm wearing a wig! Hihihi!" said Yami Yugi. Mai pulled his hair to see if that was true and found that Yami Yugi was bald.
"I'm a secret FBI agent! My mission is to discover the secret relation between Shadow Magic and bubblegum!" said Pegasus. After hearing this all the yamis ran out of the room shouting 'we are innocent'.
"I'm not dead! I just ran away with the pool boy!" Cecilia's voice was heared. Pegasus saw her and fainted.
"I am afraid of babies! They're evil! And they are planning to take over the world!" said Gozaburo Kaiba in a matter-of-fact voice.
"I am a ballarina!" yelled Panik.
"I am a stripper in a gay club!" said Duke. Joey looked at the ground blushing and remembering something…
"In reality we are all Marik's lost brothers!" the Rare Hunters shouted.
"I do master Pegasus's laundry and cooking every day!" confessed Croquet proudly.
"And I am the real owner of Industrial Illusions!" said Kemo.
They all looked at each other and laughed…
The End!
I hope I didn't forget anyone!
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