Know your stars.
Hey people! My friends wanted to be in One Piece so I put them in it; by the way you're welcome. Zolo is very hot headed but in my chapter, I wanted him to annoy the Voice instead. Voice: Hey! This wasn't part of the deal! Inutitant12: (Laughs nervously) Super Toilet. Voice: Ahh! Where! Did Timmy Turner wished for it again with the help of his fairy godparents! Get it away from me. There's so much clogging! (Voice runs to a dark corner, sits down and rock back in forth while sucking his thumb.) Inutitant12: You just have to know their weakness. I'm torturing Sanji today, since all of you cool reviewers wanted me to bring him in the next chapter. Enjoy! No Flames.
Sanji walked in the studio.
"Hey. Where's my Nami-san? A kid told me she would be here. Hello!"
Sanji walked to the chair.
"I've been fighting a lot of villains with my feet. I can't stand any longer. I have to rest my feet." Sanji thought to himself.
Then a big booming voice said, "Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars."
"Hey. Whose there?" Sanji said while trying to find the guy.
"Sanji. He likes to watch Tele Tubbies"
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"No"
"Yes! And that's final! Wait what?"
(Snickers, Which means to laugh quietly not the snickers chocolate bar) "Sanji. He's secretly in love with Zolo!"
"What the..…? I do not like that hot headed swordsman!"
"Sanji. He pees in the food he cooks."
Half of the audience gags and there was angry shouts and protests everywhere."
"Ew.I make my food with fresh vegetables and meat. I never put anything disgusting in the food I make!"
"Sanji. He rides chopper like a horsy."
"I'd never do that stunt! Chopper is a crewmember on the ship. Not a pony ride!"
"Sanji. He draws pictures of Nami naked."
Sanji blushed. "I do not! I respect her. I don't do such dirty things! "
"Then explain this!"
Danny phantom flew in his ghost form holding a picture in his hands. His eyes were wide with horror but drooling at the same time.
"Danny! Just hand him a picture."
Danny handed Sanji the picture.
"Hey. It's a picture of a monster truck!"
"Oh no! The T.J express gave the wrong photo! I'm so goanna sue them! Oh well. Sanji. He's a four timing liar."
"Huh? I only love Nami! She's the one for me."
"Yah right. And you dated Fuu, Kikiyou, and Raven,"
"What! Why would I do such a thing? You're a crazy bastard you know that!"
Suddenly Fuu from Samurai Chaploo, Kikiyou from InuYasha, And Raven from teen titans appeared.
"Sanji! You no good four timing jerk! How could you do such a thing! And to think we fell for it!" Fuu yelled.
"Ahh! Girls! That guy's lying. I never dated anyone!"
"Mugen! Jin!" Fuu yelled
Suddenly Mugen and Jin appeared with swords in their hands.
"Is this the guy?" Jin questioned.
Fuu nodded while Mugen and Jin charged.
"Azerath, Metrion, Zynthos!" Raven yelled and tried throwing a chair at Sanji.
Kikiyou got her bow and arrows ready.
"Ahh! Ladies! Ladies! Please! Stop this right nnnn….. " Sanji ducked on of Mugen's attacks.
"Oh. Now you're asking for trouble!" Sanji said as he kicked Mugen out of the way.
"Now you know Sanji. A guy who loves to watch the Tele Tubbies, Who's in love with Zolo, pees in his own cooking, who rides on chopper like a horsy, who draws naked pictures of Nami, and Now he's getting kicked in the butt by two girls and two bodyguards.
"No! They don't know me! Everything is a lie. I'm goanna kick your butt after I deal with these two."
"What. Can't you beat me? You're a pathetic (bleep)" Mugen cursed
"Hey. Watch it with those sailor words! Soon you'll end up like one of the sailors I beat up."
Sanji was standing on the Stage lights. Kikyou aimed an arrow at him but he jumped away and the arrow hit the fuse box. Now the whole place was dark. There were sounds of swords clashing, Kicks, Arrows shooting, and Raven chanting.
Hey. So what do you think? Please review. I'm doing Nami Next. See yah!
