Know your stars

Hey there! I can't believe 264 people read this fic! This story is getting a lot of hits than my other story, although only12 people reviewed. I love getting reviews. And I'll ease up on the characters on different shows a little bit. Enjoy! 0 Please review! No flames

Nami walked into the studio.

"Hey. This isn't the map store! Well. At least I lost Sanji. But where's the others?" Nami thought.

She walked next to the chair and sat down.

Then a big booming voice announced, "Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars."

"Hey! Whose there!"

"Nami. She's really the yellow Tele Tubby in Tele Tubbies."

Nami looked at the ceiling with a "wtf" look on her face and said "No I'm not!"

"Nami, She's in love with Usopp."

"Why would I be in love with that lire? He's to chicken to even fight."

"But you're the weakest fighter in the whole crew! You rather steal than fight with the others. "

"So?"

"Hmm. Nami. She dated Pandaman."

"You mean that hidden character that appears on random episodes in One Piece. No way. He always leaving without people noticing" She answered

"Nami. She's actually a Man in disguise."

"Hey! I'm 100 woman!"

"Your parents told the doctor to change you to a girl instead of a boy because they're worried if you bring a snob to the prom."

"I know I'm a woman! I lived with my sister Nojiko and my foster mother Belmeil. I never knew my parents because they were killed in a storm so how could they change me if I never knew them?" Nami answered with a bit of sadness in her voice.

"Aww. It's okay. Don't cry. This is Know your stars. Not Opera! Nami. She's actually a demon disguised as a human."

"I'm not a demon. I'm a Woman. Do I look like a demon to you?"

Suddenly InuYasha came in with his tetsuiga (sorry if I spelled it wrong.) and looked around.

"Where's the demon?" InuYasha yelled

"Right over there."

"Hey! I'm not a demon!"

"No not you. A snake demon came in here. Kagome. Do you sense the jewel shard?"

"InuYasha. I sense it over there." Kagome pointed at the makeup room

"That's it I'm leaving." Nami said

"Wait! Don't go!" the voice said

"Hello? Why should I stay? If I leave you wouldn't have a show."

"Stay here or I'll show this to the whole world!"

A screen appeared in front of Nami and her eyes widen in horror. (Her eyes are now brown circles with only black pupils. No white lighting)

"Where did you get that!"

"Hmm. A little birdie gave it me."

"Grr. Fine I'll stay." (Her eyes turned back to normal)

"That's a good girl. Now back to the show. Ahem. Nami. She makes out with everybody in the ship."

"Eww. No way. I would never make out with anyone! You're a crazy baka (idiot) you know that"

"Nami. She will now ride on a unicycle wearing a clown suit. And throwing doubloons at everyone in the audience."

"Your crazier than you thought because I would never EVER do that stunt."

The same screen appeared in front of her.

"You wouldn't want this to end up on the Internet."

Sigh "Alright I'll do it."

15 min later

"No way am I doing this stunt!" Nami said while walking out of the destroyed makeup room (Hmm. I wonder who destroyed it? I know but I'll let you guess because it's so easy.) wearing a clown suit without makeup in her face.

"Well then I just have to…hey! My blackmail box, where'd it go? Nami!"

Nami gave him a smirk.

"Didn't you know I'm a thief? And I stole your copies as well."

"Well now you know Nami. She's really the yellow Tele Tubby, She's in love with Usopp, She dated Panda man, She's actually a man in disguise, and she/he's a demon that loves to wear clown suits.

"You don't know me. Nobody knows me. And I'm a Woman! And the only reason I'm wearing a clown suit is because you blackmailed me! I'm so goanna sue you. I just need a good Layer."

Suddenly Harvey Birdman stood up from the audience and said. "I'll take the case!"

"Who are you?"

"I'm Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law. I'm here to help you because the guy who is blackmailing you, he's gone way to far! Even the writer agrees with me. Listen you voice over guy. I'll be seeing you in court!

"Fine! Sue me! I don't care! I will show up. I just want to be in a different room with a loud megaphone and nobody's in there except me!

Well what do you think? I know Nami's a little out of character. Sorry. Um I have to go now. I'm in jury duty. I'll tell you who wins the case in another chapter. Oh and to make things exciting, guess what did the voice used to blackmail Nami. Tell me after I get out of court. Please. No flames. See yah!