Know your stars
Well I finally got the nerve to write another chapter. Do you thing I'm being to cheesy by adding different characters from different shows? Please tell me. I want to write this chapter because I'm going to school tomorrow. Yah! I'll see you tomorrow Colonel Zolo, and Kamui elrick! Oh and thanks for sending me the reviews. I feel so loved. And I mean that in a good way! Pumpkin pie and cookies for everyone! Here's chopper! Oh and thanks for the funny jokes. I'll use them.
The studio was empty and chopper came in and looked around.
"Hey. This isn't the medicine store. What kind of place is this?"
Suddenly a big booming voice said "Sit down chopper. It's a famous Hollywood chair. Famous stars sit on it and they loved it."
Chopper looked up, down, left, right, trying to find the voice but couldn't see it anywhere so he answered "Really? Famous movie stars sit in here? Alright uhhh... I didn't quite catch your name."
"Uhhh..., just sit in the chair please so I can start the show."
Chopper climbed up the chair and sat on the seat.
"Wait... What show?"
"Ahem...Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars."
"Huh?"
"Tony-Tony chopper, He's a man who ate the animal fruit"
"What! I'm a reindeer who ate the human- human fruit. And there's no such thing as an animal fruit. Wait...Is there?
"Tony-Tony chopper... He likes to dress up as a girl so Sanji can dance with him."
"I don't dress up like a girl to dance with Sanji!"
"Chopper, He gives pony rides to everyone in the crew."
"I don't give pony rides to the crew and I told you. I'm a reindeer!"
"Chopper, He convinced the boys to go run around naked on a beach. He also ran around naked saying. "I'M A HAIRY MAN! I'M A HAIRY MAN!"
"I'd never done anything like that you liar!"
"Tony-Tony Chopper, He French kisses Nami and Robin every single day."
"I don't French kiss anybody! Umm ... What's French kissing?"
"You don't know?"
Chopper shook his head.
"It's a... A-a kiss! You just throw buckets of lard and sardines on someone's head and you lick it all up. Nami and Robin like it. They're supposed to get angry because that's how you're supposed to react."
"Umm... That's a weird way to kiss. But if Nami and Robin like it, then I'll try it!"
"Man this guy's so gullible! Maybe he can mess up the crew without him noticing. This is the best idea I had!" the voice thought to himself.
"Chopper... Did you know that Nami is dating Luffy behind Sanji's back?"
"No...Really?"
"Yes. And that Usopp likes to dance naked in the shower?"
"He does? Well that explains the weird noises."
"He does dance naked in the shower? I-I mean yes! And the cigarettes Sanji smoke. They're actually candy! He just wants to look cool so he made the candy look like cigarettes.
"Wow."
"Ah heck with this, I'm making fun of him right now!" The voice thought.
"I can't believe they actually did those things."
"Chopper... I have to make fun of you now."
"Why?"
"Because I have to! Ahem... Tony-Tony chopper, He likes washing old people."
"Eww, No I don't!"
"Chopper, He thinks he's a digimon"
"What's a digimon?"
Suddenly Koji came in and looked at chopper.
"What kind of digimon are you?" Koji asked
"I don't know! What's a digimon?" chopper questioned
"It's a digitized organism that lives in the digital world. Hmm. You don't look like one."
"So I'm not a digimon?"
"I guess so. I'm going back to the digital world then." Koji said as he left the studio
"Well that was a bit strange." Chopper said
"Chopper... He's actually Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer! Come on children. Everybody sing!"
"I have a blue nose not a red one and I'm not Rudolph!
"Oh... Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Use to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolf
Play in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa cane to say
"Rudolf with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history!"
Chopper just stared at the audience and stood still.
"Now you know chopper. He ate the animal fruit, He likes to dress up as a girl so he can dance with Sanji, He went streaking with his crewmates, He French kisses the women in the crew, he likes washing old people, and He also thinks he's a digimon but he's actually Rudolf in disguise.
"They don't know me! Everything you said about me is a lie!
Hey people! I know this chapter kind of sucks but I'll try to make the next one funnier.
Please review. I'm writing the next chapter on Robin! I'm running out of ideas so can you send me some. I decided to make a contest. Who ever can guess what the voice used to blackmail Nami... will get their idea written in the last chapter where everybody is in the room.
Well I have to get ready for school! See yah!