Know your stars

Hey! Sorry it took me so long to update. My stupid computer didn't work so I had to call this computer guy and he doesn't even come over to look at it! I'm so sorry! (Bows down a lot of times) An I'm goanna tell who the winner is, at the end of the story. Today I'm torturing Robin. Sorry if she's out of character. I don't know chopper or Robin's personalities. But I get through it. Please read and review!

Robin came in to the studio with lard and sardines on her hat and coat.

The voice snickered when he first saw her.

"Okay! Who's the voice that convinced the Doctor to throw lard and sardines at me and Miss. navigator?"

"Ha-ha. That little fuzz ball actually believed me! What a sucker! Ha-ha! Ahem. Sorry, I'm so rude. Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars! Nico Robin, she worked for Naraku."

"No I don't! I was partners with Mr.0 but Luffy and I defeated him. I don't know who this Naraku fellow is."

"Robin...She's a nun in disguise."

"Excuse me? I'm not a nun!

"Nico Robin. She's a teacher at Inutitant12's school"

"I'm not a teacher at anyone's school."

Suddenly my teacher came out into the studio.

"Excuse me young man! You should stop tormenting people for your own twisted games! And you Jamie!" My teacher said

Inutitant12 looks at her nervously. "Gulp. Uh-oh."

"And you call this good grammar! I check your story and there are a couple of mistakes in them! You have to spend more time after school so you can write well! Now come with me!"

"W-w-wait! I can explain...My computer was on the fritz and the one my parents had didn't have spell check but I got a new one and...Ow! Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! Ow! Not the ear! No. Voice guy! Robin! Anybody help!" I said

The voice guy, Robin, and the audience just stood there quietly. The only noise was a cricket's chirping.

"No! I have to have free time in order to write stories!"

"You'll have free time when you pass my class young lady. Now start studying."

My teacher and I left the studio.

"What just happened?" Robin questioned

"Uh... Nothing important, let's just continue shall we. Ahem. Nico Robin. She played as Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory!"

"No. And for your information Willy Wonka's a man."

"Oh. Ahem. Nico Robin. She reads porno books."

"What! I read histories of the world, Information on the past on how the world develops. I read books on histories. I would never read such garbage as a porno book."

"Very interesting but can you explain this!"

Suddenly a book appeared out of thin air and was caught by a camera man and held it up near the video camera.

"Your signature is in there. See"

"That's not my signature. Let me take a look at it. Seis flor."

Suddenly six arms appeared out of nowhere and held the camera man down.

Robin walked up to him and took the book out of his hands

"H-h-how did you do that?" The voice questioned

"I ate the devil fruit. Hmm. See, I told you this isn't my signature. It's NICO Robin not Nickel Robin. You forged my signature."

"N-n-no I didn't! Nico Robin, When no one looks, you draw a funny face around your bellybutton and make it talk saying "I'm a fruit cake a fruit cake!"

"Now that's just plain wrong, why would somebody do such a disturbing thing!"

"Nico robin, she makes out with Zolo."

"I would never make out with anyone! Not even with Mr. Swordsman."

"Now you know Nico Robin. She worked for Naraku, She's a nun in disguise, she's a teacher at Inuttian12's school, She played the character Willy Wonka, She reads Porno books, She draws a face around her belly button and make it talk when no one looks, She Makes out with Zolo, And She loves to put lard and sardines on herself."

"They don't know anything about me! And you better apologize to me and Miss. Navigator."

"I can't. I have to save the writer or I won't get my pay checks."

I know this story isn't great, but the next one will. Oh and the winner of the contest is...moonlit-demoness09. You were the closest. The blackmail photo was a picture of Nami giving money to charity. Nami felt bad because she saw a girl without parents so she gave some of the money to charity. But Arlong sent a spy to see what she did. And that spy can draw a picture really fast. Before Arlong died, he sent the picture to All that. So the voice can have a great time with the picture. The next chapter the whole crew will appear on stage. Send me ideas! See yah! My teacher: Jamie! Stop talking to the readers and get back to your studies! Inuttant12: Alright All right!