Know your stars
Hey it's me again! And I'm still going after school for those boring English lessons. Now I'm learning subjects and predicates! I had a lot of things to do but I'll make another chapter just for you guys. Today all of crew members will come on stage for the last chapter and stop paying that greedy money loving voice. Please review
The studio doors open and you see eight shadows.
"Well that's my cue. Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars." The voice said
Luffy was the first to enter, then the rest of the crew. Zolo running away from my crazy friend, Sanji was limping, Nami had an angry face, Usopp had scratches and large bumps on his head, Chopper was in a fighting stance, and Robin was ready to attack.
"Hey. What's with all the angry faces? I thought we were friends." The voice said
"Friends! You shot tranquilizing darts at me! But no stupid darts are strong enough to keep me from taking you down!" Luffy yelled at the voice
"You tricked me to do something awful to Nami and Robin!" chopper yelled
"You made those three ladies mad at me!" Sanji shouted
"What ladies?" Nami and Robin asked
"Um...I mean those two samurai idiots! They literally tried to chop my head off!
"Uh-oh." The voice said nervously
"You blackmailed me with a photo and made me wear a clown suit!" Nami yelled while taking her Bo staff out.
"You wore a clown suit?" every body but Usopp, Nami, and the voice asked.
"Yah. I have a picture of her wearing it right..." before Usopp finished Bong!
Usopp fell on the ground.
"I thought I told you not to show them the picture!" Nami said, holding her fist high with an angry scowl on her face.
"Oh Nami-san, you have a sardine in your hair." Sanji answered and took it off.
"Thank you Sanji-kun. Oh and you have to apologies to Chopper, Robin and me for tricking chopper to throw lard and sardines at us!"
"Why should I! It's not my fault he's so gullible."
"I'll get you even if it's..." Before Zolo can finish...
"Oh Roronoa Zolo! You're supposed to teach me how to fight like you!" Colonel Zolo said
"Ah! Get this crazy fan girl away from me!" Zolo yelled
"We're married now! We should do things as a couple!"
"WE ARE NOT MARRIED! The marriage was a fake! That other kid isn't even a real licensed priestess!"
"So what, you guys make a great couple! I wonder how the children will look like." Kamui elrick said
"Ch-ch-ch-childr-dr-rend! Children! We're not married!"
"Hello! This is my show! Now let me do the taunting! Ahem. Sanji... he doesn't really know how to cook!" the voice said.
"What! That's insane! I can cook! I work at a restaurant with that old geezer Chef Zeif." (Did I spell it right?)
"No you don't! You have a trained monkey to cook the meals for you!"
"You do? Cool! How come I never seen it?" Luffy asked
"It's not true Luffy. You should've known by now not to trust him." Sanji explained
"Ahem. Nico Robin. She works in a men's club and dances with drunken men."
"That's a lie! I would never do that!" Robin yelled
"That's right. Robin-chan. You would never do something bad." Sanji backed her up
"Luffy. He's a poltergeist detective."
"What's that?" The confused Capitan asked
"It means you can sense supernatural intellect beings." Robin answered
"Uh..." Luffy blurted out.
"It means you can detect ghosts." Zolo said
"Oh...Hey wait! I don't detect ghosts!"
"Nami...She hates stealing so she gives money to the poor when no one looks."
"Why would I do that? It's my treasure and I don't give my treasure away or let someone take it from me!"
"Should we replay the episode again? Or do you want me to tell them?"
"Tell us what? Nami-san... Are you keeping something from us?" Sanji asked
"It's..." before Nami cold answer
Boom!
"What was that?" Luffy questioned
There was smoke everywhere and everybody was coughing.
Suddenly InuYasha appeared out of the smoke and jumped up at the ceiling.
"What in the world is going on here? This is the second time that guy ruined my property!" the voice shouted
"Feh... I don't give a rat's (beep) about this place. Hey. Where'd that beeping come from?" InuYasha asked
"My assistant is in control of a machine. It beeps when someone curses, swear, say a bad word, etc." The voice explained.
"Hey. What's all the commotion about?" Usopp got up from the floor
"There's a demon loose. It has a jewel shard on him and that bastard threw me to this building." InuYasha explained and left
"Aahh! I have to get out of here!" Usopp screamed
"Oh no you don't, I'm not finished with you yet!" The voice bellowed
Usopp hid behind my friends
"Hey! Get off of us you baka!"
"Hey! Don't call me that! I'm not an idiot! And besides, you two were the closest."
"Zolo...He makes out with the sword Kuina gave him. That's why he has slashes and cuts on his body."
"That's not true. I would never damage the sword Kuina gave me! And making out with a sword? That's plain wrong."
"You tell him Zolo!" Colonel Zolo said.
"I told you at least about a thousand of times. We are not a couple!"
"Zolo, He's really in love with Sanji"
"Hey. I don't like that cabbage head swordsman! " Sanji yelled
"Cabbage head! You always flirt with Nami and Robin. Why I ought to teach you a lesson!"
"Bring it on cabbage head!"
(Zolo and Sanji are fighting each other with all their strength)
"Go Zolo. Take him down!" Colonel Zolo and Kamui elrick cheered
Sanji and Zolo were at it for at least half an hour until Nami stopped them
"Guys! Can't you see he's putting us against each other? We should stop him before it's too late.
"Can we get back to me? Rudolph, He slept with Mrs. Claus."
"Who in the world is Mrs. Claus?" Chopper asked
"She's Santa Claus's wife."
"I never slept with anyone on the same bed! And I told you before! I'm not Rudolph!" chopper yelled
"Luffy. You mooned the president!"
"I never showed my butt to the president."
"Yes. See this picture right here."
"Hey. This isn't my butt. It's Bart's butt."
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it its. His skin's yellow."
"Hmm...Zolo, He plays dolls and dress up with Nami and Robin."
"Why in the world would I play with dolls? That's it! Where are you? Let us free now!" Zolo screamed
"My. You are a hot-headed swordsman. Chopper, He purposely tried to kill Santa's favorite elf."
"I told you! I'm not Rudolph! I don't work with this Santa guy and I didn't try to kill anyone!" Chopper explained.
"Usopp, you're Pinocchio all grown up. And that's why your nose is so long."
"I'm not Pinocchio! And my nose doesn't grow when I lie!"
"Well it should. Cause if it did, your nose would be taller than the Statue of Liberty!" The voice said as he laughed at his own pathetic joke. "Nami, before Arlong was defeated, she made a deal with a company to put his pictures on starkest (the tuna can) and made him the mascot for the Marlins!"
"No I didn't! They rejected the picture so the payback was off." Nami mumbled to herself
"What did you say?" the voice asked
"Um... That's a lie!" Nami lied
"Sanji, he sneaks into the bathroom and watch Nami or Robin take a shower naked."
"Uh...That's a lie! I-I-I would never do that to my lovely ladies." Sanji said
"Wait a minute. The voice may have something here. Miss. Navigator, did you noticed something strange every time you went to the bathroom?" Robin asked
"Yes. I felt like I've been watched by someone, and there were slight drafts."
The girls eyed Sanji suspiciously
"W-w-what? You don't believe this liar do you? He's putting us against each other!"
"Hey. If you don't believe me, check this tape out."
"What tape?" Everybody asked
Suddenly a tape appeared and it showed Sanji tip toeing and opening the bathroom door lightly. There was a shadow behind a shower curtain. Sanji had heart shaped eyes and sat near the curtain to see the shadowy figure. (It was one of the girls)
Then the voice fast forward to another scene (different time) where Sanji was opening the curtain a little and screamed when he opened it. Then Zolo came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around his waist, and beating Sanji up.
"Oops! Wrong scene! Hahaha! That one cracks me up!"
"Hey! You spied on us? How dare you!" Sanji yelled
"I wanted a good laugh, and if I were you, I'd take cover."
"Cover? From what?"
"Sanji! You perverted cook! You sneaked in the bathroom and saw us while we were taking a shower!"
"You Mr. Cook, You make us sick!"
(Robin and Nami are chasing Sanji all over the studio.)
"Wait! It's not what you think. Hey, Nami, is that your Clima Tact! (A weapon made by Usopp)Uh oh!"
"Perfect! Sanji is being chased by the two angry female pirates. Now to make the others crumble." The voice thought.
"Ouch! That's goanna hurt! I feel sorry for Sanji." Luffy said to his other teammates
"Well that perverted cook does deserve it." Colonel Zolo said
"For once, I actually agreed with you." Zolo agreed
"Luffy, Instead of going to a regular bathroom, you go to the litter box like Capitan Kuro only you go in front of everybody and Kuro does it secretly"
"I don't go to the liter box! You no good liar! Where are you? Show yourself!"
"Men. Prepare the darts."
"I'll fine you then! Gomu-Gomu Hinabi!"
"Ahh! Don't hurt me! They don't give me medical insurance!"
Rrrriiiinnnnnnngggggggg!
"Hey. What's that ring for?" chopper asked
"It means the whole show is over. So you are all free! (Sigh!) I'm going to my hot tub now!" the voice said as he left."
"Hey you guys. Let's get a bite to eat. I'm starving." A smiling Luffy shouted
"Why are you thinking of eating in a time like this! We can't have teats now!" Zolo screamed
"Speaking of treats, check this out." Nami said as she pulled out two video tapes
"What are those?" chopper asked
"Those would be our revenge tapes." Sanji said with evil smile
The girls also had an evil smile
"Luffy. Why are they smiling like that?" a scared Usopp asked
"You know that tape he played. It was an act." Robin said
"An act?" Usopp questioned
"Yup. It was an act, although it was hard getting to rent a security camera, luckily Robin knew that police girl, Seras Victoria, that was destroying the ghouls at the rentals department." Sanji said
"Any way, we played it out and we sent it in although we had to use fake names to send it in without him noticing. That voice guy would never refuse a funny clip." Nami said with a smile
"And we pretended to get angry and start a fake fight. The voice was too busy enjoying the fake fight; he didn't notice my hands grabbing his home videos." Robin said
"But how do you know he keeps his video clips in there?" Luffy asked
"Ojos flor!" eyes popped out and covers the studio
"Oh. Ha-ha! That was a funny trick. Even the part where Sanji thought he was spying on the girls, but he spied on Zolo! Good one guys." Luffy laughed
"I wasn't even in this scheme!" Zolo yelled
"Uh. I didn't see that in the tape." Sanji glared suspiciously at the girls
"We left it on by mistake. But you thought one of us was taking a shower and couldn't resist. You deserve it for trying to spy on us." Nami said
"Any way, we will air the home video on "All that" and that would be our revenge plan." Robin explained
"We'll send it tomorrow and that should tech that guy not to mess with us!" Sanji said proudly
"I knew it was an act all along!" Usopp lied
"Really! Wow, they had me completely fooled!" a gullible reindeer answered
"Let's eat!" A happy 17 year old Capitan said
"Hey Colonel Zolo..." Kamui elric asked
"Yah."
"What do we do now?"
"Let's visit Inutitan12 at school."
"Alright. But let's read the new naruto manga books down the street."
"..K.."
The end.
Man! That was the longest chapter I've written. Sadly it's the end of the story. But go to the next chapter and you might see your user name. I'll work on a different story as soon as possible. Hope you enjoyed it! See yah!