TA DA! A brand new story from yours truly! Don't you just love me? Man I love me. (don't take that the wrong way)
Disclaimer: Once again, pointless, I don't want 2 own YYH, nor do I really care 2.
I just wanted to say, I was inspired by my fathers crappy cooking. I was thinking... what if he burnt the house down? Fyi, Yusuke didn't burn his house down by cooking, but you'll find out why it was turned to ashes!
Yusuke walked to his house with Botan at his side. She was congratulating him on a day well spent.
To explain, Botan wanted to really learn more about the human world so she asked Yusuke to show her what it was really like being Human. At first Yusuke was hesitant, and he was sure that Botan wasn't the type of party animal like he was. He told her to go ask Kurama or Keiko or someone else, anyone but him, but she insisted.
With a sigh Yusuke agreed to take her out for the day. Going to the best bars, trying the best quinine, and to Yusukes dismay, shopping. They had past by a few stores and Botan saw this pink kimono she liked very much. So she decided to mooch some money off of Yusuke to buy it.
Oh yeah, today was fun. And when it was over, it became even more fun.
They where about two to three blocks away from Yusukes house when they saw thick, black, smoke coming for an apartment near by. Once they got close enough they learned why the rest of the evening would be so much "fun".
"Holy shit!" Yelled Yusuke as he noticed his apartment was engulfed in flames. The fire started to catch onto other homes near by. "Shit! Shit! Shit!" He yelled.
Fine minuets later a fire truck came by and put out all the fire. Within the next 15 minuets the whole town seemed to be watching Yusuke grieve.
Just think, after all that torture the towns people had to go threw because of Yusuke was finally paying off. They watched him panic, they watched him scream, they even watch him cry till it turned into historical laughs.
Kuwabara came by and also started to panic. "Urameshi!" Yelled Kuwabara. "What the hell happened?" He asked to a finally recovering Yusuke.
Seeing as Yusuke wasn't freaking out anymore, most of the people left. Maybe there was another show they could watch.
"We don't know." Said Botan holding a few bags from shopping.
"Hey man, I'm sorry. I know that you had a lot of cool stuff in there." He motioned to the house.
All of his mothers alcohol, gone. All of his collectable comic books, gone. All of his cloths, his things, his-
"My porn!" Yusuke cried again as he remember that stack of playboy magazines he kept under his bed. "My precious porn!"
Kuwabara gasped. "Not the porn!" Amusedly to Botan, Kuwabara also cried and fell to his knees. Then for some odd reason (don't ASK why) the two boys held each other and cried very large tears.
"My porn!"
"Your porn!"
Botan sighed. Stupid males and their porn. (yeah… stupid males and their porn…haha I know what its like to have lost your favorite porn! it's a painful process! I swear to god it is!) She thought for a minuet. "But what could have caused this?" She asked herself.
A few minuets of crying and the boys eyes looked all red and puffy, but they eventually stopped. Thank the heavens!
Kurama saw the fire truck, and the back of Botans head. How many girls did he know that had blue hair like Botan. He walked over to see what all the commotion was about.
"What happened?" He asked plainly.
Yusuke got up and walked over to Kurama. He placed his hands on Kuramas shoulders and cried into them. "Kurama! My porn! Some bastard burnt my porn! All that money spent on playboy mags!"
"I thought you stole those didn't you?" Asked Kuwabara. Do you know what the sad thing is about that line?
Its true.
"Shut up!" Said Yusuke and began to cry again.
Kurama tapped Yusuke on the back, comforting him. "At least your all right Yusuke." He said, just as a friendly notion. (NOT YAOI! (well not that part) I really wasn't trying to make that sound gay! I don't even like the couple Yusuke and Kurama, either Kurama and Hiei, or Hiei and Yusuke, that's it for me. And as for you Kurama y Botan lovers out there… EWWWWW!)
Yusuke did a big sigh and looked back at his house. "Ashes… damn it."
He had a problem. No house, no bathroom, no bed, no food, … and no porn. How the hell was he ever supposed to survive now? He had no place to stay! No place to live damn it!
"Fuck." He muttered.
"What is it?" Asked Kurama.
"I got no place to stay. My fucking apartment is burnt to the ground and I have no cloths! No food! No bed! And most importantly no porn!" He said, making both Kurama and Botan roll their eyes.
Yusuke and porn, it wasn't that important. At least not more important than food or cloths. (Well I guess it could be, depending on the person. Its addicting I guess. Kinda like drugs, except not as deleterious) ((Deleterious: bad for you))
"Hey man," Kuwabara started. "You can stay with me for as long as you need to." He put a smile on his face.
Stay with Kuwabara? He has to be kidding right? In that small little room of his! Perhaps filled with unwashed underwear and molding food? Yusuke considered the fact that Kuwabara might have porn, but the smell of the books might be enough to make him want to be five miles away. Who knows what Kuwabara could do to those things… or to anything else in his room… Yusuke didn't even want to think about it.
"Uh… no thanks. I'll find somewhere else to stay." He said. Kuwabara didn't take it as rude or anything, he actually didn't mind at all.
If Yusuke did live with him for even five minuets he would most likely kill Kuwabara before the first second.
"You can always stay if me if you like Yusuke. I don't mind." Kurama stated. This was a surprise, Kurama had just gotten an apartment of his own. (due to person reasons that you shall find out within the next few chapters)
Yusuke smiled. He was hoping for this. Every time he had been to Kuramas house it had been spotless, his room was always clean and well picked up. His laundry was always put away, and food was always in the cabinets.
"Thanks Kurama. That'd be great." He smiled.
A fireman came by. He was holding a long piece of white cloth. He came by the group of detectives to ask them a few questions. "Hello. I have a few minor questions I have to ask the owner. Which one of you is the owner?" He asked.
Everyone pointed to Yusuke. "I am." He said.
"Allright. Do you have any idea why your house caught on fire today?"
Yusuke shook his head. "No idea. I was out all day today."
"Do you have anyone who might want to cause you harm?"
Yusuke thought for a moment. Of course he did, he was a spirit detective, he killed demons! There where tons of things/people who would love to cause him harm.
But he couldn't tell the fire man that.
"Not in this world." He said.
"Right." The man said, taking it a joke. "Well then, one last question. This was found at the scene of the incident, do you know who it may belong to?" The man held up the white strip of cloth.
Yusuke stared at it. "Nope, nothing comes to mind." He said.
Kurama walked forward and put a hand on Yusukes shoulder. He whispered something to Yusuke.
"Hiei?"
I'm not going to write the next chapter till I get five reviews at least! So review, flame even, I don't give a damn! .
Was Hiei really the one who burnt down Yusukes house? If he did, why?