The Pot Plot
"Pip pip PIP!" piped the pip.
"Tot tot TOT!" totted the pot.
"PEETY WEETY POO!" leeted the poo.
"Oogie Yuggie Yuggie," oogied the boogie.
"Aye Aye Aye!" Ayed the pie.
"SHUT UPPPPP!" Snaped the Snape.
Bob: Okay. So, the ghetto llamaz walked into a bar with a duck and a hammer.
Kenny: Hammers can't walk.
Bob: Okay, so the ghetto llamaz walked into a bar with a duck holding a hammer.
Kenny: How would they get the door open?
Bob: There isn't a door. It's a saloon/bar.
Kenny: But ducks can't buy beer!
Bob: Neither can the ghetto llamaz!
Kenny: Well, then, what's the point of them all going into a bar?
Bob: They didn't go into a bar! They walked into a bar! Gawd!
Kenny: But hammers can't walk I told you that!
Bob: The ducks were carrying the hammers!
Kenny: Since when was there more than one duck?
Bob: Forget you.
"Tot in my Pot!" plotted the pot.
"Dip my Pip in Pot!" snipped the pip. It then stripped and started bathing in the pot.
"Peeny weenie poo!" shumbled the poo as it did numba wun and numba tew.
"Poo in my pot!" shmooed the shmot.
"Move over," snaped Snape as he sat on a grape.
"Oogie oogie oogie I got boog in my toogie and I feel like boogin Q," booged the boogie as it bounced on a bouncer.
"Shy guy fly high," sung the pie in the sky.
"Hey!" said Harry Potter exuberantly. Then he fell down a hole and everyone died. Except Draco, and me, and we got married and lived a very quiet life happily ever after. Heheheeeheee MINE!
Another bit of idiocy from the idiocy twins. What else would you expect? TA DA!